I'm pretty sure I don't own Dragon Ball Z or it's

characters...but if I did then I guess I'm complete!

But seriously, I don't own it people! So that would make tis a

DISCLAIMER!

Takes place during three year waiting period for the Androids.

Books Are For Humans: Chapter 1: A Special Prize

"Woman! Get over here!" Vegeta yelled. He had come out of his gravity room to eat something but there was a bit of an obstacle in his way.

"What do you want you highness?" Bulma asked sarcastically.

"This thing is broken, and I'm about to blast everything unless it gets fixed.

"Vegeta, that's a jar of peanut butter..." Bulma said trying to control herself so that she wouldn't laugh.

"Well, it's broken," he spat.

"No it's not," Bulma chuckled.

"I think I would know! Are you calling me stupid?" Vegeta growled.

"Vegeta, it says right there that you have turn and then pull on the lid," she explained.

"Where does it say that!?" Vegeta demanded to know.

"On the lid..." Bulma pointed.

"I think you're lying to me," he said narrowing his eyes at her.

"No I'm no- wait a second," Bulma started.

"What? You dare to make me, the Prince of all Saiyans wait!?" Vegeta yelled. Then Bulma put on a grin bigger than her face.

"You still don't know how to read, do you?" Bulma asked.

"Of course I do! I just don't know how to read your chicken scratch of a language!" Vegeta argued.

"Well. I think it's time you learned," Bulma sighed putting her hands on her hips.

"Well I think it's time that you shut up!" Vegeta growled.

"Say what you want, but..." Bulma started, maybe if she brought up Goku, he would want to have a chance to be better at him than something.

"But what woman," Vegeta said mimicking her.

"I'm pretty sure even Goku can read a bit," Bulma said smirking.

"Kakarrot? Better than me? That's a sick joke. Alright woman, teach me how to read your pathetic language," Vegeta snarled.

"Okay, I'll get Goku to come over for a reading lesson," Bula said.

"Wait Kakarrot is coming?" Vegeta asked disgusted.

"Yeah, is that a problem Prince?" Bulma asked batting her eyelashes.

"I don't give a crap, just as long as he doesn't interfere," Vegeta smirked.

"Okie dokie," Bulma smiled.

5 minutes later...

"Yes Cheech, can you get him to come?" Bulma asked over the phone.

"Well, I don't know, you know Saiyans and their training, I'll try Bulma, but I make no promises," Chi-Chi explained.

"Ok, well I'll see you around Chi-Chi," Bulma said as she hung up.

"Bye Bulma," Chi-Chi replied. Bulma didn't think that Goku would come in the end but, it was worth a try.

The next morning...

"Woman wake up! Time to start the damn lesson!" Vegeta yelled. He was in her room at 5 in the morning, she was going to unleash all of hell on him.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? IT IS 5 IN THE MORNING! I NEED MY SLEEP YOU DUMBASS!" Bulma screeched. Vegeta was fightened for a second, but then he shook it off, but he still remained speechless for a few moments.

"Well, weren't you going to teach me and the idiot how to read!?" Vegeta snarled. He was enjoying this. He never thought that he could annoy her quicker if he bothered her in the morning before she got up. He would have to remember this for later.

"Yes, but I need my sleep!" she screamed.

"Get up!" Vegeta continued.

"FINE!" she replied angered.

"Hmph" he responded.

"Is Goku even here yet?" she asked rubbing her eyes.

"Yes, he's the one that woke me up!" Vegeta answered.

"Okay I'll be down in a second," she yawned. She couldn't believe that Goku came, she wondered why?

10 minutes later...

"Okay fellas, time to start," Bulma said.

"Hey Bulma, Chi-Chi mentioned there would be food, is there?" Goku asked hopefully. *So that's how she got him to come over...That Chi-Chi...* Bulma thought rolling her eyes.

"Um, yeah there is, but only when you have read an entire book, can you eat," Bulma said formulating a plan.

"OK!" Goku smiled.

"Stupid Kakarrot..." Vegeta muttered.

"What was that Vegeta?" Bulma asked narrowing her eyes at him.

"Nothing..." Vegeta smirked. Goku just sat blinking at them. *Those two sure are strange...* Goku though to himself.

"Alright lets begin! We're going to start out slow, then we'll work our way up to reading Shakespear" Bulma started, "First we'll start with the alphabet,"

"Oh, I know those!" Goku cheered.

" 'I know those', look at me I'm Kakarrot, and I have enough braincells to remember 26 letters," Vegeta mimicked.

"Hey, I don't sound like that!" Goku argued.

"Both of you knock it off!" Bulma yelled.

"He started it!" Goku pointed.

"Well I'm ending it!" Bulma screamed. "Ok Goku, can you recite the alphabet to me?"

"Uhuh, A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y- Z, now I know my ABC'S, next time won't you sing with me!" Goku smiled.

"Very good Goku!" Bulma laughed "Vegeta do you know the alphabet?" she asked.

"Maybe..." Vegeta turned his head.

"Well, is that a yes or no?" she asked annoyed.

"Yes," he muttered in response.

"Well, recite it," she said.

"With pleasure," he coughed to clear his throat " A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y- Z, now I know my ABC's, now I get to blast someone!"

"I don't think that last part was how it went," Goku pointed out. Bulma just slapped her forehead with her palm.

"Ok, seeing as how both of you know the alphabet, lets see if you can write it out," Bulma informed setting out paper and pencils.

"What?" Goku asked.

"We're going to see if you can write the alphabet out Goku," she explained.

"Um, okay I guess," he responded.

"Now, first to correctly write out the alphabet wins a prize," Bulma said smiling.

"OOH, what kind of prize?" Goku asked grinning.

"A special prize," she answered.

"Hmph," Vegeta smirked. Bulma gave them each paper and a sharpened pencil. Both men got their pencils and hovered them over their given paper.

"No cheating, this is a competition" she started "And GO!" Bulma yelled.

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