K-Project Interviews
Neko: Ohaaaiiiii! My name is Neko. I am Shiro's Neko. Aaaaaaaaand I am going to show you something from behind the scenes of K-Project.
Shiro: Um...yes. That's probably it after all. Sooo Hajime mashite!
Neko: Haaiiiiii! And my first guests will be Shiro and Kuroh of course.
Shiro: H-Hello! Nice to meet you!
Kuroh: It's my noble pleasure to meet you. Take care of my humble self please.
Neko: Sooo~ Shiiiiroooo! The first question is for you. Did you use bleach to colour your hair?
Shiro: Eeeeh?! What kind of question is that. Of course not.
Kuroh: ...like you are one two talk...stupid white haired barbie...
Neko: You...I...meanie!...Anyway...moving on to the next question...Shiro?
Shiro: Yes?
Neko: Do you love me?
Shiro: Yeah...sure...*glancing at Kuroh* I love you a lot...
Neko: Yaaaaaaaaay! Neko loves Shiro too! Alright. That's all of the questions I had. Bye Shiro.
Kuroh: You didn't ask me anything! I prepared special lectures of my precious master especially for this interview. How dare you not care to listen to his..
Neko: Nyabye!
Neko: Nyahaaaoooo!~ Welcome to the next interview. Today's guests are very special. We have Fushimi Saruhiko..
Saru: Yo.
Neko: ...and Yata Misaki.
Misaki: Yo.
Saru: Oiiii Misaki. Don't you just copy my sentence.
Misaki: What are you talking about stupid monkey? I did not copy your sentence. You copied mine before I said it.
Saru: Um. Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
Misaki: HEY! Don't just ignore my complaining. You have to start a fight with me when I tease you like that!
Saru: *playing PS* Don't wanna. We're not even on screen.
Neko: Oi! You stupid idiots! I AM THE ONE TO ASK QUESTIONS! So listen to what I'm saying.
Saru & Misaki: SHUT THE FUCK UP WOMAN!
Saru: Great now I died. Oi Miii~saaa~kii~, do you wanna play with me instead?
Misaki: No thanks. I really really am not interested. Not in the slightest. *blushes*
Saru: What the fuck? I just want to start a fight you idiot. Like hell would I...at least not here. Tonight darling.
Neko: Okay. That's enough! I'm gonna make Shiro kick your ass if you don't stop this already.
Saru: Hai hai. Just start it already.
Neko: Okay! This question is for both of you: Are you gay?
Saru: Yep.
Misaki: Hell no! Baka Saru. How can you just admit that. Who would ask that?
Saru: Oh Miiii~saaa~kiii~ don't lie to our lovely fans. They deserve to know the truth.
Misaki: I don't know what you are talking about.
Saru: Oh? Is that so? Maybe I should show you what I mean...
Misaki: Get away from me...Saru!...Oi...I don't wanna ...no I...mmph!
Neko: Okay. Um. This is awkward. I guess...Nyabye!
Neko: After...a very...special interview, let's hope that this one will be better. My next guests are two rather calm people. The blue king: Munakata Reisi and his right hand woman: Seri Awashima.
Munakata: The cat. Hello.
Seiri: Nice to meet you.
Neko: Welcome! With no delay at all I will now start with the first question:
Are you childhood-friends or something?
Seiri: No. I first met him in the military training. He was a strong person from the start, but his character was weak. I made him loose his charity and heart and now he's all strong. Physical and psychical.
Neko: O-okay. And...Munakata-san why did you choose her as your secretary?
Seiri: I. AM. NOT. A. SECRETARY.
Munakata: I liked her boobs.
Seiri: W-WHAT?
Munakata: Yeah! I mean...look at them they're just...
Neko: Nobody wants to know. REALLY! I will stop this before it escalates. Nyabye!
Neko: Since I have some problems with some guests I got myself from Kuroh. He'll be attending the interviews as my co-moderator.
Kuroh: Please be gentle. *bow*
Neko: Yoshaaa. Our guest today is Kukuri Yumizawa. She's Shiro's classmate. Please don't let yourself get disturbed by the cleaning roboter by the way.
Roboter: You're to kind.
Kukuri: Hello. My name is Kukuri Yumizawa. I'm honoured to meet you.
Neko: The first question for you is rather important: WHAT is your relationship with Shiro?
Kukuri: Eeeh? Shiro-kun? He's just an ordinary class mate. Why do you ask?
Kuroh: Do not ask your interviewer questions! *pause weil steffi sarumisabrauchte xD*
Neko: Hello mina-san! This time I am going to retry doing an interview on two guests which already appeared. Kuroh will help me out again.
Saru: Can we start it already? I don't have time all day you know?
Misaki: Don't be all busy-busy baka-Saru. Everybody knows you have no life since you left Homra.
Saru: I HAVE a life. A very private life to be exact. Pri-va-te~ You know? As if you'd know what that is. Being my bitch and Homra's dog.
Misaki: You...how dare you. I'm not your bitch. One day I will be on top.
Kuroh: *death glare* Stop it. Both of you. We want to interview you properly this time. This question is for Misaki: Are you still a virgin?
Misaki: WHY THE FUCK are we getting those weird sexist questions and nobody else does?
Saru: Oh Mii~Saaa~Kiii~ Don't be so shy~ You can just tell everyone that I was your first time.
Misaki: Because it's not true? I would never even think about having sex with someone like you.
Saru: Aww. How cute. Denying the fact that you love me. Even though you confessed to me in the first place~
Neko: So you two have a love relationship?
Saru: Yes!
Misaki: NO!
Saru: But Misaki! Just think about it. Especially last night...You screaming my name all over the place. Saruu~ Saruuuu~!
Misaki: I never did that. And if the next question is stupid like the other ones...I will leave.
Neko: Okay okay. The next question on my paper is to Saru: Do you think you're a good seme?
Misaki: I'm done with this shit.
Saru: Oh but Misaki! Can't you answer this question for me?
Misaki: I don't know how I could answer that. But I am sure that you'd be horrible no matter which position.
Saru: Maybe I should teach you a lesson my dear Misaki. A lesson about not to insult your master. Of course just in private.
Kuroh: I guess...We give up for now. Please come again next time!
Neko: Nyabye!