Pointless fight

Genre: Humor, family, drabble-ish one-shot

Summary: The guardians got into a fight while Tsuna was gone. What could have been the cause? 5YL set.

Warning: None.

Disclaimers: Hic, little Tsu-kun and his gorgeous right hand man aren't mine… *shot*

Vongola Decimo Sawada Tsunayoshi just got back to his mansion from a visit to his mother, just to see a war zone has been made in the big hall. "WTF?" He blurted out. Pieces of furnitures are being thrown around because there were no furniture lucky enough to be whole, his guardians are running back and ford, fighting each others like their lives are on the line. Sounds of weapons clashing, walls breaking, guns firing, bombs exploding… filled his ears. Here and there some maids or butlers cowered in corners feared being killed in the process. Tsuna blinked when he saw Reborn sitting on a lamp on the wall casually sipping espresso like nothing happened. The hitman also saw Tsuna and smirked.

"Reborn!" The young Decimo called, his voice was drowned in the noise but the hitman can still read his mouth. Reborn jumped down right next to Tsuna.

"If you are asking about what happened, find out yourself. It's rather… interesting."

And with that Reborn disappeared just in time to dodge a flying Kangaryu came his way. Tsuna sweatdropped, it was Chrom who threw the poor kangaroo across his face with her trident. 'Chrom too?' He massaged his head and went into HDW Mode. The young Decimo disappeared then reappeared in front of each guardian's face to freeze a part of their body. Every guardian got their hands freezed into ice except for Ryohei and Hibari who got his whole body freezed. Tsuna then walked to his right hand man. He glared.

"Hayato…" The silverette jumped in fright. "Mind explaining what is happening here?"

"…J-Juudaime… we… um… we were just having… an argument…"

"Talk!"

"Ah!" The poor right hand hanged his head down low and closed both his eyes tight, scared of his boss. "I-it was the damn turf-head's fault! He looked at you- our photo album and said you have orange… er… nipples! I was angry because your nipples are pink not orange… the pinapple, Chrom and Hibari agreed with me while the idiot cow, the baseball freak and turf-head still say that your n-nipples are orange color… So… we fought.."

The DW fire on Tsuna's forehead went off at that and the young Vongola Decimo just stared at his right hand man with a 'Are you fucking serious?' expression. He sighed. As expected of his silly guardians…

"Listen, Hayato... Does the color of my nipples have anything to do with the mafia?"

The Storm guardian lifted his head up and stared at Tsuna. After registered the question, he shook his head.

"Then stop this nonsense and clean up. All of you. YOU will be doing half of my paperworks for me for 3 months…" His right hand man paled, already imagined the bills. He continued to look at the ice-cubed Sun guardian who was busying melting the ice around him, but only his head was done. "Onii-san, you are banned from boxing for a month." He stated with a very-Reborn smirk.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHH~" Ryohei's eyes widened and made a scream-like sound. (his mouth didn't free from the ice yet)

"The rest of you must work twice as hard in your missions to pay off the damaged furnitures. Be men, or woman for Chrom, and take the punishment!" Hibari's eyes glared at him then turned to other guardians, then back to him as if saying 'Why me too?'. The young Decimo simply ignored him.

"Now if you excuse me, I need a rest after the trip to visit my dear mother. I expect no disturbance while I do… or else." He blinked. "Okay?"

No one uttered a word. They stayed quiet watching the back of their boss while he walked upstairs to his room, where a comfy bed is waiting to be jumped on and slept.

Reborn was actually standing at a doorway the whole time (the door got blown off so he just rested his back against the wall there). The ex-Arcobaleno smirked, then left to his sanctuary, the kitchen, to grab another cup of espresso. "Good job!" He said to no one in particular.

End.

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