Interview with Rokusho
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except Denanokie, my Demon/dragon type Medabot!!!!! She'll be in a few more of my stories!!
Denanokie: *Peace sign* ^_~ R&R Please!!!! And NO FLAMES PLEASE! … Or I'll track you down and HURT you within an inch of your bloody %$*!*((*@!*** life!!!!!!!
LDB: ….Thanks for sharing …? As you can tell she's very …um….violent at times….
Denanokie: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!? *Eyes glow*
LDB: Um, nothing!!!! NOW ON TO THE FIC!!!!!
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(Sabreena, Michelle, Denanokie, Metabee, and Rokusho are in the Tenryou living room.)
Sabreena: This is gonna be sooo cool! ^.^
Michelle: Okay Rokusho, first question-
Metabee: -What is the square root of 9,757 divided by pie, then multiplied by x to 15th power, then divided by w?
Sabreena: (Sweatdrop)
Denanokie: …Metabee, we are interviewing Rokusho, not seeing if he's a calculator!!!
Rokusho:. …Well, I think it would have to be that x=59.97, and that the answer is…Hmm…7,068,544.98.
Sabreena: (Gets a calculator out and dose the problem) O.O;;;;….He's right….
Michelle: …Wow….
Metabee: Then what's w?
Denanokie: -_-;;;; …Here we go…
Rokusho: Well, it falls between 876.3 and 455.76.
Metabee: Then, how can it-
(Denanokie covers Metabee's mouth)
Denanokie: Next question!
Sabreena: All right. Is it true that you and Metabee…went…to..VEGAS!?! (Re-reads the question)
Rokusho: O.O;;; How do you know about that?!
Denanokie: …
Metabee: *Starts whistling*
Rokusho: Metabee…
Michelle: …And I suppose you got wasted and married some shank Medabots too…
Rokusho: ……*Whispers to Metabee* remember when I said that you owed me my $100 at Vegas?
Metabee: Yeah.
Rokusho: Well, now you owe my 500 for this!!
Metabee: Oh yeah? You and what army!?
(Rokusho holds his Chambara sword to Metabee's neck)
Metabee: O-O;;; Okay, never mind….
Denanokie: …-_-; …before anymore…disturbing images materialize in my mind, let's get to the next question, shall we?
Sabreena: …Lets. Next query: …If you had one wish, what would it be?
Rokusho: …That the Professor was found, so that the Professor, Baton and I can live happily like we once did.
Michelle: *Sniff*
Sabreena: …*Whispers to Denanokie* …that, was sappy.
Denanokie: (Sweatdrop) …speaking of saps…(Points to Metabee)
Metabee: *Sniff* That was beautiful Rokusho! (Dabs eyes with a handkerchief)
Sabreena: -_-;;….Denny-
Denanokie: -Right. Okay, um, who do you have a crush on?! ^_^
Rokusho: Pardon?
Metabee: I bet it Ansliy!! (SP?) AHAHAAA!!!
Rokusho: METABEE….
Denanokie: uh-oh. He's gonna get it now…
(Rokusho beats up Metabee in a flash)
Metabee: …Ow……
Rokusho: *Mumbles something about money*
Michelle: -_-;;; Riiiiight. Anyway, that's it for now! Join us next time in-
Metabee: -What the Meda-hobo is really like! ^_^
(Rokusho starts chasing Metabee around)
Metabee: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Denanokie: They're both Meda-hobos in my opinion….
(Rokusho&Metabee skid to a halt)
R&M: WHAT DID YOU CALL US!?!?!
Denanokie: Meda-Hobos. Got a problem?!?! *Starts powering up*
R&M: …uh…..NO.
(Then they resume the chase scene)
Sabreena: …END THIS DAMN THING ALREADY!!!!!!
The………….END!!!!!
Rokusho: …You'd only think that it's the end.
Metabee: THE END!?!? OH NOOO!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AHHHHH!!! (Runs around like a chicken with his head cut off)
Rokusho: -.-;;;; …There is nothing more to be said…
Sabreena: Yeaah, right.
Denanokie: Can we end this damn thing already?!
All: No.
Denanokie: --;;;;;
LDB: I know, that was stupid, but hey, at least it's entertaining!
Denanokie: -_-;;;;;;;;;