Well it's finally here. The final chapter. It would have been longer if I hadn't run out of crap to put them through so here's the last thing they'll suffer. They should consider themselves lucky.

Special thanks to Twilit Lady who stayed throughout the whole story, Celestial Dragon, and Gnat1. Seriously, Gnat1 read this and liked it. I should've mentioned it WAY earlier but having him review and say he liked made me feel AWESOME. So thanks to all my reviewers and readers.

"How close are we now?" Toon Link said. Pit flew up and checked once more.

"Not that far! Just about 5 miles!" Pit said happily.

"THANK NAYRU!" Link said.

"No more parties away from the mansion for me." Marth said. Link, Roy and Pit agreed. After awhile of walking, everyone felt the looming danger around them. They all drew their swords at looked around.

"I knew something was going to hurt us just before we got there!" Roy said. They waited for awhile but nothing happened.

"Huh, guess I was wro-" Before Roy could finish, 5 angry Towtows jumped out at them. One of them was burned and had a broken horn.

"I guess that's the one from before, coming back for revenge." Pit said.

"Yep, and he brought company." Ike said. Everyone got ready to fight except for Marth who knew what was going to happen.

"3, 2, 1…" Marth said.

The 5 Towtows charged at them, and no one had a chance to attack. Everyone was sent flying very far, and very painfully.

"Yep. Knew it." Marth said and prepared for the painful landing.

About 20 minutes later...

"So, you really did that?" Samus(Zero Suit) said as she, Zelda, and Peach ate lunch at a table outside.

"Yep. I told Marth that if he put the outfit on, I'd give him a kiss." Zelda said.

"On the cheek?" Peach said.

"No, lips." Zelda said.

"Did you?" Samus said.

"Nope. He was too drunk to tell if I did or not. But it was hilarious when he wore it." Zelda said.

"That's devious." Samus said.

"Where is Marth anyway?" Peach said.

"I don't know, Link's missing as well." Zelda said.

"Hm, now that I think about it, Pit, Toon Link, Ike, and that red head guy are gone as well." Samus said.

"I'm sure they're fine." Zelda said.

Meanwhile, at another table, Snake, Capt. Falcon, Falco, and Fox, were eating lunch together too.

"So then I punched him in the face and told him I'll break his neck if he touches Samus again!" Snake said.

"Well that guy learned his lesson. Even if Samus hates you." Falco said.

"My face still hurts." Fox said.

"Yeah, well maybe next time you'll think twice before tripping me when I'm breakdancing!" Falco said.

"Speaking of which, did you see what Ike did?" Capt. Falcon said.

"No." Falco said.

"I can't really describe it, but all I can say is, Ike can pop 'n' lock it!*" Falcon said.

"Hey, where is Ike anyway? Haven't seen 'm since the party." Snake said.

"I haven't seen Marth either." Fox said.

"Pit, Toon Link, Link, and that red haired guy are gone too." Falco said. They all turned when they heard rustling from nearby bushes. They, along with Samus, Peach, and Zelda, walked over to investigate.

Ike came out dragging an unconscious Pit by his wings, both looked horrible. Ike's hair was messed up, he still had his eyepatch, his cape was even more burned as well as his clothes, cuts, scrapes, bruises, and burns covered him. Pit wings were nearly fried chicken, his shirt was ruined, his hat was gone, he was covered in wounds like Ike, and his arm may have been broken.

Roy came limping out, Toon Link following him. The two looked just as bad as Ike and Pit. Then finally Marth came badly limping out dragging an unconscious Link. Link wasn't as bad as Ike or Pit but Marth was terrible.

His arm was covered in cuts, he had a hole in his shoulder, his cape was gone, his shirt was burned, he was burned, cuts, scrapes, & bruises everywhere, he had a black eye, a large cut across his back, his leg was broke, his chest looked collapsed, and yet his hair was completely perfect. Marth dropped Link and collapsed on the ground.

"Link!" Zelda said and rushed to him.

"Really?!" Marth thought since he couldn't talk at the moment.

"Dang. You guys get hit by a train filled with bombs?" Snake said.

"Nope. Worse." Ike said.

"I'll get Dr. Mario." Peach said and left.

"What happened, exactly?" Falco said.

"We woke up in some alleyway in some town. About 500 hundred miles from the mansion." Roy said.

"We'll tell you the whole story when… we can… think straight." Toon Link said and collapsed.

"Can someone at least tell me what the heck happened to Marth? Cause, geez, he looks horrible." Snake said.

"Shot in the shoulder, arrow to the chest, I may have broken a few of his ribs, which may have torn him up in inside by moving a lot, and we all got attacked by 5 Towtow's. He may have gone through some other crap as well." Ike said.

"Aw, poor Marth." Samus said. Marth was attempting to get up but failed. He cursed in his head.

"Yep, the poor, pathetic, prince." Ike said.

"You're… lucky I can't… kill you." Marth said.

"I'm just glad to be back." Roy said.

"You don't even live here." Samus said.

"I'm staying in Marth's room for awhile. He said I could which is basically why I'm here." Roy said.

"What?" Ike said.

"He's staying in your bed, Ike. I forgot to tell you because we had the party the night he got here." Marth said, feeling a bit better.

"Then where am I sleeping?" Ike said.

"You'll share a room with someone." Roy said. Ike turned to Samus.

"What?" she said.

"Care to share your room?" Ike said and smirked.

"N- Hm… If you can keep these two losers out you can stay. But if I find 'em in my room, you're out." Samus said, pointing to Snake and Capt. Falcon.

"Deal." Ike said.

"Alright what happen- HOLY STARS!" Dr. Mario exclaimed as he saw the 4 injured smashers and ex smasher. Zelda was blocking his view of Marth though.

"What in the name of the stars did you do to your selves?" he said.

"Later, we'll… tell you later." Toon Link said. Dr. Mario sighed.

"I'm glad I brought some advanced heart containers, cause that's how many you guys need." He said. He gave each of them two advanced heart containers, instantly healing them all.

"Wow, that was fast." Roy said.

"I only gave you guys those because we're low on medicine. Someone needs to go to Smashvile and get some. Heart containers aren't that reliable so no brawling for a few weeks." Dr. Mario said. "Except for you Roy, you don't even fight." Roy gave Dr. Mario and angry look.

"What about Marth?" Pit, who was now awake, said.

"Who-" Dr. Mario said something in Italian, which everyone was pretty sure was a bad word, when he saw Marth.

"Was he thrown in a cutter?!" he exclaimed as he walked over to Marth.

"He might as well have been." Link, who was awake as well, said. Dr. Mario sighed, got out two advanced heart containers and gave them to the prince. Marth tried to get up but Dr. Mario stopped him.

"That wasn't nearly enough to heal you. Your arm, leg, and shoulder are still broken. Can someone help him get to my office?" Dr. Mario said.

"I'll help him." Samus said. She helped Marth up who winced when he put weight on his leg.

"Aw, you poor thing." Samus said. She was really just treating Marth nicely to taunt the others and Marth knew it.

"You know what? Why don't you stay in my room instead of Ike? That okay?" Samus said sweetly.

"Yeah, sounds nice." Marth said. As they walked inside, the others stared at them in shock.

"Darnit Marth!" Ike said.

"But what about me?" Roy said.

"Lucky." Snake said. Zelda noticed the piece of paper in Link's pocket.

"What's this?" she said, looking at it.

"Uh…" Link said. Zelda laughed when she saw the picture.

"Haha! I was wondering where my picture was!" she said.

"That's yours?" Link said.

"Yeah, I was the one who got him to wear it." Zelda said, explaining to Link what happened.

"Hey, who feels like ruining Marth's life on Smashbook?" Falco said. Everyone excitedly said yeah but the picture was cut in half. The two pieces fell to the ground, burning up completely.

"What the heck Roy?!" Fox said.

"I'm sorry, but you know, Marth has been through enough lately. He doesn't need anyone else seeing that." Roy said.

"Aw, someone loves Marth!" Link said. He just barely dodged Roy's flaming sword. Link ran as Roy chased him in anger. After standing there for awhile, Fox spoke up.

"So Ike, I hear you can pop 'n' lock it."

THE END
THE CRAPPY,
F-ING,
END.

Thanks for reading guys. You are all awesome. A new story will be posted soon though I'm not really sure about it...

1*) That was based off a funny picture I saw. It's a brawl snapshot of Marth, he looks like he's breakdancing.

LAST MINUTE NOTE FROM CHAPTER 1:
That refrence in chapter one, the one where some guy dumps a slushy on Pit, that was from an episode of The Big Bang Theory. If you know the show, then Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, and Raj get lost when their car is stolen and some guy dumps some kind of drink on Sheldon. That was basically the only part of that episode I saw.