A/N: Sorry I haven't been on since last April; but with exams, a crazy summer, more fun school, being sick, the holidays, and my crazy family, I haven't had time. Anyways, this is a crazy crack story I wrote on a whim when I was bored in school. The text in italics is Amy's thoughts. Now on with the story…

"Doctor! Have you seen my nail polish?! It all seems to have disappeared!"

She is greeted by silence. As she roots around in her drawer again, she calls the Doctor's name for the forty-second time. She had already interrogated her husband and searched his stuff to make sure he didn't hide it.

What's left?

Suddenly, a thought occurred to her.

But, no! It couldn't be!

"River!" Amy shouts.

But I didn't see her come onto the TARDIS. Well, with her, who really knows where she is? And that would explain what is keeping the Doctor busy.

So, now with a mission, Amelia Pond sets off on a quest to find her daughter and her imaginary friend.

…

She finally comes across them in the kitchen. The Doctor is eating a bowl of fish fingers and custard while River flirts.

"Melody River Pond Song or whatever your name is, what did you do with my nailpolish!"

"Well, Mum, it's a long story."

Suddenly, she notices the Doctor's hands.

"No," she says flabbergasted.

"Well, she wanted to experiment and then it smelled so bad, I kinda threw the rest of it into a supernova," the Doctor says sheepishly.

The look on Amy's face turns from shocked to just plain mad.

"Uh oh," says River.

"Yikes!"