Author's Note: Only a few, but I'm flexing my rusty writing skills for now (trying to find what's funny again), and trying to recommit to updates. At the moment though, I AM writing out the How to Train Your Dragon bloopers, so keep an eye out!

*When MiM is about to show who the new Guardian is*

Bunny: Please not the Groundhog, please not the Groundhog...

*the crystals slowly take shape, into-*

?: JOOOOHN CEEENAAAA!

Director: CUT! *everyone is in shambles, even the director snorting. The mini teeth are actually pumping their fists to the music* Someone get me the special effects team! *beep*

*When Jack is talking to the moon*

Jack: *tearing up* You- you put me here. The least you can do... is tell me why. *there's a sudden pounding of footsteps, and a yell from behind the scenes*

Random Female: *runs up on set, hugging Jack* Jack don't cry, my sweet winter prince, the end of the movie will find you happy! *Jack's eyes are wide, and he slowly pats the girl's head- she's hugging a little tightly*

Director: Cut! *security comes on set, trying to pull the girl away from Jack* How do these fangirls keep getting in, anyway? *beep*

*Near the end, when Pitch disappears into the shadows with his giant nightmare sand scythe*

Pitch: *disappears into the shadows. The rest of the guardians look around, cautiously, when-* Ow! *a loud thunk sounds, and everyone spins around to see Pitch accidentally tried to resurface under the bus. He comes out next to it, rubbing his head as Sandy offers him a hand up*

Director: Cut!

Pitch: Can we get a little extra lighting in here, that's the third time I've mis-surfaced! *beep*

*When the Yetis are throwing Jack into the portal*

North: *at the North Pole* Here they-! .. Wait, where are they? Where is the portal? *everyone is looking around, confused*

Director: Cut! Did anyone see where the Yetis' portal went?

*Meanwhile, in North Dakota*

Jack: *the Yetis let him out of the bag, both looking... very confused* Very smooth, fellas. *beep*

*When the Guardians are getting quarters from the laundromat* (rewatch scene for the order of the line)

Jack: *as (first in line) is getting quarters* Aren't you supposed to put money in to get coins out of these? Where are we getting the money?

North: *he laughs, gesturing to the machines proudly* Da, in normal machines. But I ask Yetis to make a machine to give coins on button press for this scene.

Jack: *he quirks an eyebrow, looking skeptical* Yetis know how to make machines?

Bunny: *very suddenly* Not bloody well- get down! *he jumps back, and everyone hits the floor as the machine starts blasting out a swamp of quarters*

Director: Cut! *a sudden stray quarter strikes the camera, knocking it over* Hey! Somebody put a cork on that machine! *a light bulb appears over Sandy's head, and he quickly creates a wall of sand around the machine, blocking the flow until the machine is finally empty*

Jack: *he stands up, looking first at the giant pool of quarters, then to North, looking extremely amused at the Russian's wide eyes* You were saying?