In case you haven't guessed, I don't own any Mario characters or Nintendo…unfortunately…

This is my first Fanfic so I hope you enjoy it.

7:00 A.M.

It was peaceful in the Mushroom Kingdom, as it always was when Bowser wasn't attacking. Luigi was outside, watering the fire and ice flowers outside of the Mario Bros.' house when suddenly, a water balloon splashed on top of him, doing all the watering for him.

"Aah!" screamed Luigi. He looked up to find two koopas snickering on top of the roof. It was no one other than two of the koopalings, Lemmy and Larry. Luigi screamed again, this time running into the house. "M-M-Mario!"

He gasped and found Roy and Morton fighting each other in the living room. Luigi yelled once more, just as Mario came running into the room, still in his undershirt and underwear . "It's an attack! Run for your life!" Mario screamed.

The two scrambled out of the door and ran down the pathway. They only made it a few yards away before they bumped into Bowser Jr. "Where are you guys going?" he asked.

"Away from here!" said Mario.

"I thought you were babysitting us."

"Babysit—?" Mario's cell phone rang. He picked up the call. "Hello?"

"Hey, Mario," said Bowser. "I forgot to tell you that the koopalings were acting up today and I needed some time alone. They're yours for the next 24 hours…bye." Bowser hung up.

"That son of a goomba!"

"Mario, I'm hungry."

"Go make yourself a sandwich."

"Well I don't know how, usually the other koopa troopas do it for me!"

Mario groaned. "I guess if I let myself get annoyed by just this, this'll be the only one of Bowser's devious plans that kills me." He reluctantly guided Bowser Jr. to the kitchen and began preparing him a sandwich. He spread the mustard on the bottom bread, and Junior moaned. "What?"

"I like the mustard on top." Mario sighed and put the bread aside to be placed on top later. He put another piece out and put mayonnaise on it. He put a slice of ham on it. Junior grunted. "I like turkey."

"What's wrong with ham?"

"I don't like it."

"Have you ever tried it?"

"No, that's why I don't like it, duh!" Mario rolled his eyes and took the slice of ham off. Just as he was going for the fridge, Junior whined again. "But now the ham's ruined the bread!" Mario's eye twitched, and he banged his head against the refrigerator door.

"This is going to take a while."

"Now remember, one leaf of lettuce, three slices of tomato, then four slices of pickle, then a slice of the spicy pepper!"

"When did you mention spicy peppers? I don't have any spicy peppers!"

"There can't be a sandwich without spicy peppers!"

Mario topped the sandwich off with bread and gave it to Bowser Jr. "There!"

"What about the spicy pepper—"

"Screw the spicy pepper!" screamed Mario. His eye twitched again.

Bowser Jr. looked at his sandwich suspiciously, but then shrugged, accepting the sandwich. Before he could take a bite, Roy came in, snatched the sandwich, and threw it on the ground. "Sandwich! More like a dirt-wich!" laughed Roy as he ran out of the room. Bowser Jr. looked up at Mario.

"Can you make me another sandwich?"

Mario's eye twitched once more. "No."

"Bu—"

"NO!"