My Son Fred

An: FIRST Naruto Fic Hell Yeah! My First Sasuke n Sakura fic! I use to be encaptivated by Sasuke-kun! Til...i met these sexy twins on ouran highschool host club. They are now my 4th n 5th mates ;) neway on with the story

Disclaimer: I OWN SASUKE SATERDAY 9PM-5AM! buh I dont own rest of naruto in anyway.

After 22 hours of Sakura Screaming, Sasukes hands breaking, Sakura threatening everyone in sight and throwing lamps she had finally given birth to their beautiful baby boy.

He had a headful of midnight black hair and blood red eyes. There was one thing that made the new Sasuke clone stand out was that one strand of pink hair.

Sasuke glared at it from his place standing next to Sakura who was craddiling the little bundel of joy on the hospital bed. "We're cutting the pink hair off."

"YOUR NOT TOUCHING A HAIR ON HIS PRETTY LITTLE HEAD!." Sakura gave Sasuke a look that could kill. "Besides. I think its cute..."

"He shall be an Elite Ninja...not cute." Sasuke scoffed "Woman~"

"Sasuke Get The Stick Out Your Ass and Focus we still need a name for my sweet little cutie pie."

Their Bundle of Joy giggled.

"There is no stick up my ass Sakura but..." Sasuke grinned pervily. "Mine was up yours."

Sakura Blushed. "NOT INFRONT OF MY CHILD IDIOT!"

Just then Naruto Skipped in "OH IT'S SO CUTE! What-Cha Named it?"

"First of all my child is not an It Stupid he is a boy unlike you." Sasuke glared at Naruto

"HEY! IM JUST AS MAN AS YOU SASUKE! BELIEVE IT!"

"Will both of you hike up your fucking skirts and help me name this damn baby!" Sakura had fire in her eyes.

Naruto and Sasuke gulped "Y-yes ma'am"

"Now what shall I name him...?"

"OHH I KNOW!" Naruto waved his hand in the air cravilly. "PICK ME!" he chanted

Sakura tried to ignore him knowing he was only going to say something stupid. She looked to her husband "Sasuke...?"

"I've got nothing." He said shrugging

"PICK ME!" Naruto exclaimed.

Sakura sighed knowing she'd regret it. "Yes...Naruto?"

Naruto smiled. "I'd say name him Sparta! So when you introduce him to everyone else you can yell 'THIS IS SPARTA!'"

Sakura facepaled while Sasuke looked at him as if he had 12 heads.

The baby giggled yet again.

"Like That Sparta?" Naruto cooned

Suddenly The newest Uchiha threw up right on Narutos face.

"I guess not..." Naruto said then took a towel and cleaned his face

Sakura laughed her ass off "What a good boy!...now what were gunna too name you...?"

Sasuke chuckled then smirked. "How bout Luke..." He stared at his son. "Luke kee-hoo I am kee-hoo your father~."

Sakura's and Naruto's eyes widened

"Sasuke...did you just make...a joke?!" Naruto said with a look of shock.

"Holy Shit! IT IS A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE! Run for your life!" Sakura mused.

"How bout we name him Fred. For F U!" Sasuke said giving them both the finger

Sakura had a thoughtful look on her face "Hmmm Fred Uchiha...its Short and Simple and Cute...I like it. Fred Uchiha it is"

Naruto and Sasuke face paled.

Fred giggled then placed his hand on his mothers cheek.

"You like it dont you Freddy-kun!" Sakura said in a baby voice

Sasuke sighed then couldn't help but smile at his family. "My Son Fred."

An: The end! I hope ya liked it XD