There comes a time in every boy's life...
"I'm just a lowly little street urchin and I have my whole life ahead of me and I'm much too salty and I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"
When he fears for his life...
"The world is too scary to be on one's own! You guys are all I have left!"
Camera shifts to Norway.
"It's fine if you want to stay here, but we need as many people as possible searching for the cure... you know, the cure for zombie-ness."
Scene change to Italy and Finland walking back to the theater.
"I wish I wasn't what I am. I wish we could all just... you know, not eat each other. All I ever wanted in life was to settle down and have a kid and a dog and someone to keep me warm." says Tino.
From the author who brought you Bite Me and That Bites...
"This isn't another vampire fanfic, is it?"
Comes a whole new story...
"Maybe that's just what I want... maybe I want him so angry that he'll come up to me so I can say 'Abyssinia, twit' and plug him smooth. And trust me, it won't be any trip for the biscuits, neither. Even if I die, at least I'll go knowing I did something. Death is preferable to a world where a dame like me can't be an actress or canary."
With new characters...
"I know werewolves are mostly evil, but I don't feel very evil... and I've heard that there are nice werewolves, too! So I'm gonna be a heroic werewolf and save people! I'm gonna practice turning into a wolf as soon as Hana lets me out of bed!"
A new format...
Geez, you're just as pissy as the Hong Konger. Forget what I said earlier; I hate you both.
Cruelly ignore the smart and pretty narrator in an ungentlemanly manner ==
Fuck you.
A whole new world...
"For you and meee~"
Wait, that wasn't a thing in nineteen thirty-three.
Ahem. Where was I?
Oh yes.
A whole new narration...
Offer your assistance ==
But-
Do it ==
Our hero, Feliciano Vargas...
"Five years ago, a werewolf saved my life."
And his friends...
"Feli, this is Antonio," Tino says, gesturing to the Spanish man, "and this is Kiku."
Must face...
Zombies...
"Are you... by any chance... Lovino Vargas?"
Vampires...
"Anything I can do to even the odds."
Werewolves...
"Italian food! My favorite!"
And a whole lot of other shit...
"What happened?"
"I died."
You won't want to miss...
"This k-keeps happening! People keeping dying for me a-a-and then I have to get saved by some supernatural creature!"
Abyssinia.
Journey of an un-lifetime.
"We call ourselves... Abyssinia"
The first chapter is already up! Go check it out!