I don't own Yu-gi-Oh!!!!!
Warning: madness!!!! ^_^ enjoy ppl!!! This fic is welcome to suggestions as well for the next chapter, all are welcome!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: my own Café?
Yami-shadow: yeah, and it makes damn good latte's. DAMN GOOD!!
Kaiba: *backs away slowly*
It's midnight in Tokyo, dark streets join to make dark highways. Neon lights send a faint glow through the darkness. At this time of night in America, it is generally (I say generally ppl, but is it true?) a time for sleep, but in Tokyo, it has become a time of laughter and socialization. It never used to be this way. It only began with the opening of the hottest new café in Japan. A café so grand it'sthe size of a department store. Kaiba's Café!!!!!!
Chapter One (?)
The café loomed ahead as the group of teens headed towards the beacon of light that pierced through the night. The DOOR.
Jounouchi: I wonder what Kaiba's Café is going to be like?
Yami: well, hopefully better than Kaiba's Lounge was! Man, was that place ever a dump ( mentally: come to think of it, so was Kaiba's Bar, Kaiba's Kwazy Kidland, Kaiba's Krematorium, Kaiba's Duel-Monsters Pool, and Kaiba's King Kong Krypt).
The gang draws near, the suspense is *killing* them!!!! Then, they arrive at the door. It is made of imitation wood and had Kaiba's Café on it in gold letters.
Anzu: *gasp* wowwwwwww!!!! On the scale of 1 to 10, I give this door an 11!!! Honda: *comforts Yami: it's NOT your fault she likes you!!!! It's not your fault she likes you!! (continues his mantra).
Malik: *slaps Honda on the back of his head* owwww!!!! That hurt!!! What the hell is your hair made out of?!
Honda: why does everyone make fun of my hair? It's just like other ppl's hair!!!! My therapist said that you guys just make fun of my hair because of your low self-esteem!!!
Malik: yah, but my hair isn't a death weapon.
Isis: we're not even inside the café yet and you guys are already annoying me!!! Can we just move on please? *shoves them all inside*
Gang: *gasps* whoooaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
The gang was not prepared for the site that met them. It was just like a normal café, but way more luxurious. Wooden tables sat against one wall with chairs on either end. The tables for 2 sat in the middle. And beside the back wall were lots of computers - cyber café. And on the last wall was the ordering counter, and who was there but the infamous SETO Kaiba!!!!! Of course, he was wearing a trench coat, and he looked extremely relaxed as he sat behind the counter sipping a latte mocha X Treme.
Jounouchi: this is even better than Kaiba's Kanteen!!!!
Then the gang walks up towards Kaiba's counter, slowly and cooly. They didn't want to show Kaiba just yet that they were actually impressed with his franchise.
Kaiba: welcome to my café!!!!! Pretty classy, ne? And look what the cat dragged in!!! How are you, Yami?
Yami: *whips out Duel Monsters deck* Let's go Kaiba!!!
Anzu: wow!!!! *glances at stopwatch* Yami!! You beat your previous deck whipping record by..0.098 seconds!!!!
Kaiba: Yami, at least I pretend to have a life outside of dueling. I don't have my deck with me, so don't bother.
Yami: *turns from red to purple with rage*
Jounouchi: wow, what a spectrum of colors!!!!
Anzu: calm down Yami!!! Let's get a table, shall we? *physically grabs him and sits him down in a chair* (mentally: now I can finally be alone with Yami!!!! I've done it I tell you!!!! Take that Isis!!!)
Yami: uhh, are you okay Anzu?
Anzu:*realizes that she's standing on the table with her fist in the air*
Isis: *heh heh*
Meanwhile, back at the counter with Kaiba...
Honda: I'll order guys!!! It's on the HOUSE!!! *brings out a wad of bills*
Kaiba: sorry Honda, but we don't accept Monopoly money here.
Malik: *thinks twice about slapping Honda's head and unconsiously slaps him in the ass*
Honda: o_0 aaaaahhhhhh!!!!! What the hell?!!!!!!
Everyone:*turns to stare at Malik*
Ryou: *runs out crying*
Malik: Ryou!!!!! It meant nothing I swear!!!! *runs after him*
Honda: *heh*, so about those Dolphins...
Isis: Why, WHY me?...
Kaiba: (mentally: I must do SOMETHING!!! Quick self..THINK!!!!) Uh... Free drinks on the house!!!!
Yami: *ahem* I'll go first!!
Kaiba: (mentally: I should've known this was a bad idea..)
1.56 hrs later...
Kaiba: *with frizzled hair* and here's the last one... a cappucino grande, non-fat, extra cream, light on the chocolate, in a mug....*struggles to hand it over the counter*
Yami: *grins* Kaiba!!! You forgot the stir stick!!!! *shakes his finger at Kaiba*
Kaiba: must...get...stick..*faints*
Yami: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I have done it again!!!! Take that Seto Kaiba!!!!!!!! *waves flag in air*
Jounouchi: where did he get that flag from?
Mokuba: *runs in* That's it everyone!!! Café's closed for the night!!! Get OUT!!!!! *shoves everyone out with broom*
Yami: I'll be back (terminator style) *grins and puts on shades*
And so the day (or night in this case) ends at Kaiba's Café. What will happen tomorrow night? What madness will ensue? Will Ryou ever forgive Malik? And WHERE oh where has Yugi been this whole time? Find out next time on Kaiba's Café!!!!
Yami: heh heh *grins*
Yami-shadow: suggestions welcome ppl!!!!
Kaiba: My Café is a success!!!! I'm rich!!!
Yami-shadow: you're already rich..
Kaiba: *uhh* well now I'm even richer!!!
Yami: *no comment* well, see you tomorrow guys. I'm leaving.
Yami-shadow: wait I'm coming!!!!
Yami: ^_^ k. TAXI!!!!!!
Yami-shadow: review ppl!!! And once again, suggestions are welcome.
~~~the END,,,or is it only the beginning?..~~~
Warning: madness!!!! ^_^ enjoy ppl!!! This fic is welcome to suggestions as well for the next chapter, all are welcome!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: my own Café?
Yami-shadow: yeah, and it makes damn good latte's. DAMN GOOD!!
Kaiba: *backs away slowly*
It's midnight in Tokyo, dark streets join to make dark highways. Neon lights send a faint glow through the darkness. At this time of night in America, it is generally (I say generally ppl, but is it true?) a time for sleep, but in Tokyo, it has become a time of laughter and socialization. It never used to be this way. It only began with the opening of the hottest new café in Japan. A café so grand it'sthe size of a department store. Kaiba's Café!!!!!!
Chapter One (?)
The café loomed ahead as the group of teens headed towards the beacon of light that pierced through the night. The DOOR.
Jounouchi: I wonder what Kaiba's Café is going to be like?
Yami: well, hopefully better than Kaiba's Lounge was! Man, was that place ever a dump ( mentally: come to think of it, so was Kaiba's Bar, Kaiba's Kwazy Kidland, Kaiba's Krematorium, Kaiba's Duel-Monsters Pool, and Kaiba's King Kong Krypt).
The gang draws near, the suspense is *killing* them!!!! Then, they arrive at the door. It is made of imitation wood and had Kaiba's Café on it in gold letters.
Anzu: *gasp* wowwwwwww!!!! On the scale of 1 to 10, I give this door an 11!!! Honda: *comforts Yami: it's NOT your fault she likes you!!!! It's not your fault she likes you!! (continues his mantra).
Malik: *slaps Honda on the back of his head* owwww!!!! That hurt!!! What the hell is your hair made out of?!
Honda: why does everyone make fun of my hair? It's just like other ppl's hair!!!! My therapist said that you guys just make fun of my hair because of your low self-esteem!!!
Malik: yah, but my hair isn't a death weapon.
Isis: we're not even inside the café yet and you guys are already annoying me!!! Can we just move on please? *shoves them all inside*
Gang: *gasps* whoooaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
The gang was not prepared for the site that met them. It was just like a normal café, but way more luxurious. Wooden tables sat against one wall with chairs on either end. The tables for 2 sat in the middle. And beside the back wall were lots of computers - cyber café. And on the last wall was the ordering counter, and who was there but the infamous SETO Kaiba!!!!! Of course, he was wearing a trench coat, and he looked extremely relaxed as he sat behind the counter sipping a latte mocha X Treme.
Jounouchi: this is even better than Kaiba's Kanteen!!!!
Then the gang walks up towards Kaiba's counter, slowly and cooly. They didn't want to show Kaiba just yet that they were actually impressed with his franchise.
Kaiba: welcome to my café!!!!! Pretty classy, ne? And look what the cat dragged in!!! How are you, Yami?
Yami: *whips out Duel Monsters deck* Let's go Kaiba!!!
Anzu: wow!!!! *glances at stopwatch* Yami!! You beat your previous deck whipping record by..0.098 seconds!!!!
Kaiba: Yami, at least I pretend to have a life outside of dueling. I don't have my deck with me, so don't bother.
Yami: *turns from red to purple with rage*
Jounouchi: wow, what a spectrum of colors!!!!
Anzu: calm down Yami!!! Let's get a table, shall we? *physically grabs him and sits him down in a chair* (mentally: now I can finally be alone with Yami!!!! I've done it I tell you!!!! Take that Isis!!!)
Yami: uhh, are you okay Anzu?
Anzu:*realizes that she's standing on the table with her fist in the air*
Isis: *heh heh*
Meanwhile, back at the counter with Kaiba...
Honda: I'll order guys!!! It's on the HOUSE!!! *brings out a wad of bills*
Kaiba: sorry Honda, but we don't accept Monopoly money here.
Malik: *thinks twice about slapping Honda's head and unconsiously slaps him in the ass*
Honda: o_0 aaaaahhhhhh!!!!! What the hell?!!!!!!
Everyone:*turns to stare at Malik*
Ryou: *runs out crying*
Malik: Ryou!!!!! It meant nothing I swear!!!! *runs after him*
Honda: *heh*, so about those Dolphins...
Isis: Why, WHY me?...
Kaiba: (mentally: I must do SOMETHING!!! Quick self..THINK!!!!) Uh... Free drinks on the house!!!!
Yami: *ahem* I'll go first!!
Kaiba: (mentally: I should've known this was a bad idea..)
1.56 hrs later...
Kaiba: *with frizzled hair* and here's the last one... a cappucino grande, non-fat, extra cream, light on the chocolate, in a mug....*struggles to hand it over the counter*
Yami: *grins* Kaiba!!! You forgot the stir stick!!!! *shakes his finger at Kaiba*
Kaiba: must...get...stick..*faints*
Yami: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I have done it again!!!! Take that Seto Kaiba!!!!!!!! *waves flag in air*
Jounouchi: where did he get that flag from?
Mokuba: *runs in* That's it everyone!!! Café's closed for the night!!! Get OUT!!!!! *shoves everyone out with broom*
Yami: I'll be back (terminator style) *grins and puts on shades*
And so the day (or night in this case) ends at Kaiba's Café. What will happen tomorrow night? What madness will ensue? Will Ryou ever forgive Malik? And WHERE oh where has Yugi been this whole time? Find out next time on Kaiba's Café!!!!
Yami: heh heh *grins*
Yami-shadow: suggestions welcome ppl!!!!
Kaiba: My Café is a success!!!! I'm rich!!!
Yami-shadow: you're already rich..
Kaiba: *uhh* well now I'm even richer!!!
Yami: *no comment* well, see you tomorrow guys. I'm leaving.
Yami-shadow: wait I'm coming!!!!
Yami: ^_^ k. TAXI!!!!!!
Yami-shadow: review ppl!!! And once again, suggestions are welcome.
~~~the END,,,or is it only the beginning?..~~~