Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece.

A/N: Actually, this idea was with me for the longest time, and I finally got the chance to write it!

Luffy was in his room playing on a portable video game. His fingers were pressing several buttons at the same time, his palms were sweating from the intense battle he was having with the CPU. Even though the characters were darting back and forth in unbelievable speed, Luffy's eyes were distantly staring at the screen. Something else was clouding his mind, so it a sense, this was a high level skill.

This morning, Zoro approached him all of sudden. Luffy didn't know how to react and say, so he ran off. He wondered what his crush thought of this. Did he think he was weird? Luffy couldn't understand why he ran off. Bon-chan was rooting for him, and he practiced! He and Bon-chan wrote a script-several scripts of conversations to make sure Luffy could ask Zoro to be his friend. He memorized every script and made sure he wasn't going to mess it up.

But he did.

The game suddenly beeped and played a charming melody because Luffy won. He slumped on the side, however, as if he lost. He let out a long whine like sigh, when the cell phone rang. Luffy crawled to the edge of the bed to retrieve it. The Caller ID said it was unknown, but Luffy answered it anyway.

"Hello?"

"Er, hi."

Luffy recognized the voice, and his heart started pumping as fast as a car going at a hundred miles per hour.

"Z-Zoro!?"

"Hey Luffy...your name is Luffy right?"

Luffy gripped on his cell phone, and he heard it creak from the vice grip, "Y-Yeah, that's me!"

"I tried to talk to you, but you kind of ran off..." there was a pause before Zoro answered, his voice was small, "that hurt..." Zoro sounded like he was pouting.

Luffy gasped, "Uh, er, I, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings! I was-uh,"

"Scared?" Zoro finished it for him.

"N-No, I-I was nervous-! I wanted...I want to be your friend!"

The conversation fell, and the line went silent. Luffy became worried.

"Hello? Zoro?"

"D...Do you want to be more than friends?"

Luffy swallowed. Whoa, this was unexpected. 'More than friends?' Did that mean what Luffy was thinking?

"W-What do you mean-"

Suddenly, Zoro let out a low moan. The sound traveled down to Luffy's gut. He trembled violently like a wet dog, and he licked his lips.

"Z-Zoro?"

"I'm all alone at my house, and I have no one to talk to. No one to play with." Zoro began. Luffy felt his face grow really hot, "Do you want to...come over?"

The amount of sweat pouring from his hands and face could not be compared to the mere battle he had with the video game. Zoro and he barely knew each other's names, and his crush was asking him to come over? And the way Zoro spoke didn't sound like he was inviting him to have a peaceful cup of tea and a round of chess either.

"I-Is it okay?" Luffy asked with a trembling voice. He couldn't contain this feeling. Was this nervousness or excitement? He was only within reach to touch his crush, and the incoming thoughts were making him feel thick with lust.

"Yeah, I want you Luffy...nnfm...I want you so bad-" Zoro made another long, dirty sound that made Luffy shiver, "My address is 0957 Okama Way-"

"0957 Okama Way..." Suddenly, Luffy's thought came to a halt. That address was so familiar. Of course, he had been to that road so many times.

Heavy emotions of love and lust reverted into the farthest point in his mind, and embarrassment and anger blew up on his face.

"BON-CHAN!"

There was a chain of laughter erupting on the other side of the phone. Luffy should've known! Bentham was an expert on changing his voice. He could imitate any accent, and he could also talk like a woman too. He sounded so much like Zoro!

"That was really mean!" Luffy snapped.

"N'Gahahaha! I'm sorry Mugi-chan, but I had to do it!" Luffy could almost see Bon-chan grinning, "Well, even though you failed the first time, we can try again!"

"I don't think he'll talk to me..." Luffy frowned, his energy depleted after realizing he was talking to Bentham, "He might think I'm weird..."

"Oh don't say that Mugi-chan! I know! I have him for music class tomorrow! I'll talk to him and try to be friends with him first, and then introduce him to you!"

"R-Really?" Luffy's mood bloomed, "But, don't fall in love with him Bon-chan!"

"I'm only an okama Mugi-chan!" Bon Clay laughed, "Well, are you coming to my house or not?"

"Oh yeah! I'll be there in a minute!"

He hung up the phone and closed it. Luffy stared at his phone, still warm from holding it for so long. If Zoro and he became friends, and became more than friends, would they have conversations like this? Although he kind of wished it could happen, he hoped that Zoro was more pure than what Bon Clay acted.

To Be Continued