I Miss You

By InvaderKittkat

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters property on Jhonen Vasquez. I hope I submitted this right and gave it the correct rating too. Please inform me of any errors I may have made on any of it.

Not a day went by that the Almighty Tallest Red went without the Almighty Tallest Purple by his side. Well… there was today, and Red wasn't happy about it. He searched all over the massive to find his fellow partner in crime, but Purple seemed to have disappeared. His frustration swelled within him, and he even through a couple of servants out the airlock, just to try and vent. It didn't work, not a single bit. So he went and hid in their room to cry and eat snacks, but couldn't because a certain nuisance kept calling the ship. Eventually Red gave in and answered the call, but he didn't expect to see who he was seeing on the screen.

It was none other than his co-ruler, Purple! He cried with joy and hugged the screen to the best of his abilities. Purple started crying and hugging the screen too. When their mushy scene was over, they regained their composure and Purple started to explain what happened," So I was walking down the hall this morning to use the bathroom, because our toilet's clogged right? Well then I was beamed here to Zim's base on my way there. Turns out the little bugger wanted to beam us a huge pile of delicious snacks he gathered because he felt we would like them. They are really good, but anyway, apparently his "advanced" SIR unit changed the settings behind his back, and ended up transporting me here instead. TAKE ME HOME NOW! PLEASE RED, PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE ON THIS DIRTBALL. THERE'S TOO MANY TALL, YET ANNOYINGLY STUPID EARTH-WORM-DIRT-BABIES!" With that said Purple started to cry again, he just was too stressed out by the foreign planet and just wanted to be back on the Massive with Red. Red himself just sat there rubbing his antennae, even from being light-years away, Purple could still be really loud.

"I know how you feel I've been searching all morning for you, and panicked a lot. I'm sorry I didn't answer the call before; I thought it was just Zim calling just to be Zim," apologized Red.

Purple stopped sniffling for a moment," I miss you Red."

"I miss you too Pur. I'll order the technicians to set a course towards Earth that way I know you'll get back here in one piece. It'll be a couple of days, but I promise Pur, we'll be back together soon. I can't rule without you," Said Red in an embarrassed tone. Purple understood and nodded in agreement. He would have something to look forward to and hope for to keep him going in this prison of insanity that called itself Earth.