A/N: Hello there readers! I would first off like to thank you for reading this because I know that Harry Potter gets many stories submitted, but only a few get read. This is a Remus/Sirius fanfiction, so make sure this is what you want to read before you read it ;) Also, reviews are much appreciated. I love to hear what my readers have to say on how to make this better. Anyways, Mischief Managed! Enjoy~!

"Sirius!" Said an angry voice. Sirius looked innocently towards the doorway. "Again? In case your stupid self hasn't forgotten, this dorm does belong to other people, not just you!"

Remus Lupin stood in the door of the Gryffindor dormitory, glaring at a naked Sirius. A girl with blonde hair sat beside him, red-faced and holding the blankets around her.

"I think I should go now. Bye Sirius," the girl said as she stood up with the blankets still around her. She quickly grabbed her clothes and went into the bathroom to get dressed. After the door closed, Remus walked farther into the room, closing the door behind him.

"This is the fifth time this week. The fifth! Not to mention the other two times when James walked in on you and some slutty whore!"

"Shh! She is still in here you know," Sirius muttered darkly.

"I don't care! Stop bringing girls in here all the time! They aren't even supposed to be up here!"

"And? I do a lot of things I'm not supposed to do," Sirius smirked at his friend. "You know that, Moony."

"I also know that I'm about to do a hell of a lot worse to you than what you and James did to Severus last week with that stinging hex," Remus snapped.

Right then the door opened, and the blonde girl emerged, now fully dressed. Looking at her feet, she stalked out of the room. By the look on her face, Remus could tell that she'd heard every word he had said. Good, he thought. Maybe now her and her stupid friends will know to stay away from my Sirius. Remus paused, slowly processing what he had just thought. Had he just called Sirius his?

At least I didn't say it out loud. Dammit, Sirius Black is your best friend, nothing more. I love him. Shut up!

"Er, Moony?"

Remus's head snapped up. How long had he been standing there? He hadn't even realized that he had completely zoned out, as he often did.

"What, Padfoot?" Remus asked, the girl now momentarily forgotten.

"Will you help me?"

"Ugh, yes you can copy my homework, but if you get caught for cheating, leave my name out of it."

"Really!? Thanks, but that wasn't what I was going to ask for."

Remus rolled his eyes. "Then what is it? I have to study Sirius, so make it fast." Sirius gave Remus a knowing smile, but it was somehow… different.

"I need help hooking up with someone," Sirius said.

"You get plenty of girls though, so what's so special about this one?"

"Oh, he's pretty special to me," Sirius said with a lustful glint in his eye.