I shouldn't do this….. But I am going to anyways so sorry guys….. I just got done watching a ton of To Love-ru and couldn't help it. Surprisingly the show has turned out to be quite good, well the To-love Ru Darkness part. I read Gavedin's story and loved it, his is by far the best work on the crossover that I have seen so I thought that I would give this thing a shot. Not sure how this is going to turn out, but hopefully its good… So lets see where this thing takes us.

Sorry that my other stories have been taking so long to update, but guys…. I do have to live. I'm working almost full-time while going to school and trying to pay off student loans. So if stories don't come up as fast, don't write angry messages to me. Just tell me what's up and normally I'll respond. Now that my vent is over, I hope you guys enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own nothing. Not Naruto, nor To Love-ru.

Chapter 1: The Princess and the Shinobi

*Beep…Beep….Beep….*

Eyes flickered open as the sounds of an alarm clock entered into the mind of a blonde haired teen as he clumsily reached over to turn off the incessant machine. He pressed the button and sat up in his bed rubbing his eyes as he tried to rub away the sleep. He let out a huge yawn and stretched out his body before hopping out of bed and taking off his sleep ware. He turned his head and looked in the full-length mirror in the corner of his room. He was a lean teen, blonde hair, blue eyes. His body was devoid of any body fat leaving a layer of lean muscle on his body. On each side of his cheeks, there were three lines present that made the boy look like he had whiskers on his face. His eyes flickered across the large scar that was found just above the blondes heart.

The boy let out another yawn as he made his way to the bathroom to get cleaned up for the day.

*Click…..*

The teen locked up his run down apartment as he started to walk down the stairs and headed off for his particular destination. He looked down at his clothes again.

'Honestly…' He thought as he stared haltingly at the clothes. 'You would think that they would have at least added some orange to this giddup.' He was presently wearing a white, short-sleeved dress shirt, along with green pants. The only part of his attire that the boy liked, was over his shoulder. His orange backpack.

The boy looked up at the sky. 'Two years huh….' He thought as he remembered past events. He had arrived in Japan two years prior after having a vicious battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End. The last thing the blonde could remember was a monstrous looking Sasuke lunging at Naruto with his Chidori flaring, Naruto launched himself at his friend, Rasengan in hand….. And that was it. For the life of him, he couldn't remember anything else that had happened to him.

Next thing he knew he was waking up in a place called Canada…. He couldn't understand anything that was being said though, until they found someone who could apparently speak his language, which was Japanese. Go figure…. Soon after that, thinking at he was a native to Japan, they deported his ass back to the country. At the time, Naruto didn't really think of it…. But now, two years later, he realized…. He was just deported…. From Canada….. Slightly embarrassing…

Anyways, the Japanese government really didn't know what to do with Naruto, so they just basically threw him in a school and told him that he had to attend or be sent to a juvenile refuge. Naruto wasn't the sharpest kunai in the ninja pouch, but he knew better than to be forced to go there. What made matters worse, they would actually keep track of him and make sure that he went every once in awhile. He sighed again as he head his way down the road.

"Hmmm…" He looked up to see a young girl walking towards him at a crossroad.

"Hey girly." Leered an older looking boy along with his two other posse, "What do you say you ditch class for awhile and hang out with us." The two other boys with him practically drooled as they giggled as they took in every step that the younger girl was taking.

"Honestly." The girl sighed, "Don't you guys have anything better to do than hit on middle school girls. I mean you guys are in high school right?" She asked as she continued her way down the road not even bothering turning her head. Honestly, these guys looked to be about her brother's age.

Not the fact that she wasn't flattered or anything. There had been many boys from her class that had confessed to her, but honestly, she wasn't looking for a relationship right now. And these douches following her, they were the worst kind of people in her mind. The boys just continued giggling pervertedly and just stared at her.

"Aw come on baby." The leader of the pack said, "You trump those girls any day of the week. I know a good place close to here. So what'chu say we just head over ther kay?" He asked as he pulled up right next to her stepping in line with her as he tried to put an arm around the girl. She simply just shrugged it off.

"No thank you." She said as she tried to continue before a hand latched tightly onto her arm. "Ow! Hey!" She cried out as she glared back at the older boy.

"You know…." He said with a sneer, "You really should listen to your upperclassmen." He started to pull the girl towards him. "My friends and I here, might have to just teach you a little lesson in respect." He said as he now grabbed the girls small, but firm rear.

"Get your hands of me!" She cried out as she struggled to get out of the boys grasp.

"Now now." He chuckled as he started dragging the struggling girl away from the street, "We'll take real good care of you." He said while the other two boys who were still drooling nodded their heads enthusiastically.

"Why don't you douches leave her the hell alone." Came a voice from behind. Three heads whipped around to see a blonde haired blue-eyed boy glaring at them.

"Who the hell are you?!" The leader of the pack growled out. The young girl looked up hopefully at the person who had come in to help her.

"Boss. I think that's Naruto Uzumaki." One of the lackeys said getting a confused look from the leader.

"Who?" He asked.

"He goes to our same school. He's a year younger than us though." The other lackey said, "He apparently moved here a while ago from the United States." The leader just smirked.

"Well now." He said grinning, "Why don't you just head on to school then. Classes are about to start and you don't want to be late now do you Uzumaki-san." He chuckled. "You should really listen to your senpai's you know." The other two posse chuckled slightly as well. The young girl still in the delinquents grip desperately looked at the blonde hoping that he would help her still.

"I don't care who the hell you guys are." Naruto said cleaning out his ear with his right pinky finger. "If you perverts keep bugging that girl, I'll kick all of your asses right here and now." He finished by sniffing the same finger that he was cleaning his ear with.

The leader of the group glared angrily at the blonde. "Who the hell do you think you are Uzumaki?!" He growled out. Naruto just shrugged.

"Just someone who doesn't want to see a middle school girl get violated by three pathetic losers I guess." He said which caused a tickmark to form on the leaders head.

"Well now…." He said as he started as he shoved the girl into the hands of his lackey's and started walking over to the blonde while cracking his knuckles. "I was going to be nice and let you go without any incident….. But you just pissed me off." He smiled wickedly. "So I'm going to beat your ass so bad yo mama won't even recognize you anymore." He grinned. Naruto just stared at the oncoming teen.

"…..Really?" He asked dully, "People still use that threat these days?" The leader snarled as he launched his fist at the blondes face only to receive a slap to the face.

*SLAP!*

"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!" The leader cried out as he held one side of his face.

*SLAP!*

"OUCH!" He cried out again holding the other side of his face.

*SLAP!*

"OUCH! QUIT IT WOULD YOU?!" He cried out angrily.

*SLAP! SLAP!*

"OUCH! DAMMIT THAT HURTS!" He shouted now tears were starting to form in his eyes as he tried to dull the pain with his hands by rubbing his face.

*SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!*

"ARRGGHHHH!" Now the leader was openly crying. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF WOMAN?! WHAT KIND OF MAN BITCH SLAPS ANOTHER MAN?!" He shouted.

*CRUNCH!*

Came the sound of Naruto's fist effectively breaking the leaders nose.

"AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!" The leader shouted out as he tried to plug his nose from the blood.

"BOSS!" Cried out to two lackey's who rushed over to their downed leader. They picked him up and quickly scattered away as fast as they could.

The young girl whom the blond defended merely looked at the spectacle that had occurred before her eyes. She turned her head and saw the blonde figure run a hand through his hair.

"Geez…. Freakin perverts." He mumbled to himself as he turned to the girl and smiled. "You ok there?" He asked, "They didn't hurt you now did they?" The girl shook her head slightly indicating no.

"T-thank you very much!" She cried out with a bow. Naruto's eyebrow rose slightly

"Mah mah….." The blonde said waving the girl off getting her to rise her head. "They were just some punk idiots so no worries." He said with a smile. The girl stared at the blonde for a moment before she too smiled.

"My name is Mikan by the way…. Mikan Yuuki!" She said brightly. Naruto's smile faded just a little.

"Yuuki?" He questioned, "By chance do you have an older brother named Rito?" He asked getting a confused nod from the girl.

"Yes…. How did you know?" She wondered. Naruto smiled again.

"Your brothers in my class that's why." He said, "He's a nice guy. I like him. A little clumsy though." Naruto added with a thought. Mikan had a slight sweat drop forming as she remembered all of the accidental perverted moments that her brother would have even at their own home.

"Heh heh." She said with a strained smile. "That's Rito for you though." Naruto just smiled as he started to head off towards his school.

"It was nice meeting you Mikan-chan!" He said with a smile as he walked away. "If you have any more problems with those assholes, just let me know ok?" Mikan just stared at the blonde as he walked away.

"…ACK!" She cried out looking at her watch. "I'm going to be late!" With that the girl rushed off in the direction of her own school. Neither party noticed a light browned haired girl with brown eyes observe the entire event.

"Hmmmm….." She mulled over, "So that's who Naruto Uzumaki really is….. A gal could really get to like that." She smiled to herself as she too headed down the path that the blonde had taken moments earlier with a slight spring to her step.

Naruto sighed for like the millionth time as he made his way down the road to what he called his hell on Earth. Sainan High School. He walked in through the doors and down the halls occasionally getting a nod here or there from classmates. He wasn't by any means friends with anybody at the school….. Just school friends.

When he first arrived in the public school system, many were curious about him and the fact that he looked pretty much like an American. This got him a lot of attention especially from the girls in his various classes. Naruto wasn't used to getting attention really from anybody and became quite quiet after that. He wasn't sure if he really wanted to make friends here if all he was going to be doing was trying to find a way home…. But he was still nice to anybody who decided to talk to him.

Honestly, ever since Naruto came to this place, he had changed a little. His fight with Sasuke definitely had an effect on the teen. What a way to sever a bond right? Trying to kill your supposed best friend just to get more power….. That's just fucked up.

Soon the hype about the new kid died down along with the attention of his classmates to Naruto's relief. People saw him as 'if you were nice to him, he was nice back', but 'if you did something to him… Something worse would happen to you.' People just couldn't explain it.

One time an upper classman decided he would have some fun with the blonde and tried to prove that his hair was dyed by exposing him to the entire school in the courtyard. But the second he had reached the blonde, he was found screaming in a pair of panties, hanging from the school flag pole with writing all over him that said, "I like men!" Everyone laughed hysterically at the upperclassmen's misfortune as Naruto just walked off. No one really knew if it was really him or not who had done it.

Naruto sighed as he flopped into his seat and rested his head on his desk. Others looked at him for just a second before returning back to their previous conversations with their friends.

"Hmmm." A dirty brunette hummed to herself. "Naruto Uzumaki…." She said to her friend, "What do you think about him Mio?" Her friend right next to her was wearing her school uniform as well as glasses. Large pigtail adorned the sides of her head as she too looked at the now sleeping blond.

"I dunno." She said with a shrug. "Not many people know about him. I know that he's real polite to people despite not really interacting with others in school. In fact, I don't think that he's really made a single friend ever since he's started attending a Japanese school." Mio said. "Why do you ask Risa-chan?" The brown-eyed girl eyed the blonde haired boy for a second before a small hint of lust entered into her eyes.

"Oh…. Just curious….." She said nonchalantly waving it off with a small wave of the hand. Mio looked at Risa for a second before shrugging as the two girls head off to find their routinely target of a developing blue-haired girl.

Naruto continued sleeping until he felt a jolt to his desk effectively waking the boy up. He rose his head in question to the disturbance,

"Ano….. Sorry about that Uzumaki-san." A male sounding voice said causing him to glance over to the voice. The boy in front of him had orange hair and golden brown eyes. Naruto shrugged his shoulders.

"Mah mah…." He said waving it off. "How you doing Yuuki-san?" He asked politely. Rito Yuuki, they really didn't talk the two of them, but they were nice to one another regardless. Rito smiled at the blonde.

"Pretty good." He said happily, "My little sister got mad at me again this morning cause I got up late." He said sheepishly.

"That sounds just about the normal daily routine for you if I remember correctly." Naruto said with a small smile. Rito just chuckled at the true statement of what the blonde had said before sitting down in his own seat right next to Naruto's.

Rito really didn't know that much about the blonde either. Really all he knew was that the blonde always slept during school, even gym time. He didn't really understand how he was doing well in classes. By no means was Naruto the top of the class….. But his grades were pretty average. The only other thing that he knew about the blonde was that he loved his ramen. Everyday at lunch the blonde would have a bowl…. Or five of instant ramen….. Everyday…. Rito's thoughts were interrupted as his elderly teacher began the class. Rito just sighed as he tuned into the lecture occasionally glancing over at the sleeping blonde.

A few hours later:

With things wrapping up, everyone started to gather their belongings as they packed up for the day and prepared to either go home or to their various club activities. Rito had packed up his things and was talking with his best friend Kenichi Saruyama. Naruto really didn't mind him too much. A little on the perverted side, but he was nice enough. Naruto started to get up when he felt a slight weight on his back.

"Now now Naruto-kun." Purred a soft feminine voice in his ear sending slight shivers down his spin. "Where do you think that you're off to?" Naruto looked back and was slightly surprised at who he saw.

"M-Momioka-san?!" Naruto said with a slight blush. He could feel the girls quite developed chest being smothered into his back. It also didn't help that the girl was rubbing her hands up and down Naruto's upper body sending shivers down his spine. "W-what are you doing?!" He asked slightly confused at the attention that he was receiving. Risa grinned as if she were a cat who had just eaten a canary.

"What do you mean Naruto-kun?" She faked pouted at the blonde. "I just thought you deserved a reward after what you did this morning." She lustfully as she started nibbling his ear causing the blonde to stiffen and stifle the moan that want to come out from his body. She only grinned at his reaction. "And who knew Naruto-kun. That you had a body like this." She emphasized this by squeezing his abs and his pecs with her hands. Her hand went a little south of the equator when the blonde jumped up out of his seat away from the girl.

"I-I-I don't know w-what you're t-talking about!" Naruto stuttered as he face was beat red as smoke started coming out of his ears. The girl looked up at the blonde for a moment before letting out a giggle.

"And modest too I see." She laughed as she stood up and backed the boy into the class wall. "I like that." She winked at the boy as she giggled when she saw him visibly shudder at their close proximity.

By this time both Rito and Saruyama were now watching the girls strange behavior. "What's up with you today Mimioka-san?" Saruyama asked, "You're usually only like this with girls only." He then looked around for her little accomplice. "Where's Sawada-san anyways?" Risa stood back up and backed away from the blonde who was immensely relieved. She turned around and smiled at the other boys.

"Mio had to do a job after class today so she already headed out." She then looked back at the blonde who shuttered when she winked again at him. "As for Naruto-kun here, I was just letting him know that his actions weren't overlooked today that's all." Both Rito and Saruyama looked at the blonde confused.

"Actions?" They both asked getting a slight giggle from the girl. As she walked back to the blonde who had slightly stiffened when she leaned her head against the teen.

"Yep!" She chirped. "I saw Naruto-kun here save a poor little middle school girl from possibly being violated from three disgusting losers today. Broke the guys' nose from what it looked like too." She smiled again as she felt the blonde awkwardly rub the back of his head, obviously embarrassed at the attention he was receiving.

"Really?" Both boys chorus as they looked at the blonde with a bit more respect.

"That's right!" Risa chirped. "In fact Yuuki-san, you should be thanking Naruto-kun here too." She said getting a little confused look from the boy. "He did save your little sister from those perverts." At the mention of his sister, Rito's eyes went wide.

"MIKAN!" He cried out worriedly before turning to Naruto. "Is she ok?! Is she hurt?! What happened?!" He asked frantically. Naruto put his hands in the air to try and calm the boy down.

"It's alright she's fine." Naruto said, "Those guys were just wimps that were bothering your sister so I just helped her get out of that situation." Risa snorted slightly.

"Yea, after you bitch slapped that guy half to death before breaking his face." She smiled when she saw a small look coming from Naruto. It was obvious that he didn't want this to play out into a big deal. Somehow, to her, that made him look that much hotter. Not to say that the blonde wasn't good eye candy to begin with, but it just added icing to the cake.

"Thank you very much Uzumaki-san!" Rito cried out as he like sister bowed to the blonde. Naruto just awkwardly looked at the bowed teen in front of him.

"Er….. Its fine Yuuki-san. No big deal." He said smiling sheepishly while the other boy looked up.

"Really Uzumaki-san. Thank you very much. Mikan is my little sister…. I don't know what I would do if anything ever happened to her." He said looking down. Naruto just smiled as he put a hand on his shoulder.

"Hey, no problem." He said, "I'm happy that I could help." Rito smiled to at the blonde.

'I guess that's what you would feel like if you had family.' He thought as he gathered up his things once again and started walking away from the small group.

"I'll see you later Yuuki-san…..-" He started to say before Rito interrupted him.

"Would you like to come over for dinner tonight Uzumaki-san?" Rito asked, "I'm sure that Mikan would love to have you over. And she is makes delicious meals as well." Naruto turned around.

"Yuuki-san, you really don't nee-" he started.

"I insist!" Rito said happily. Naruto just looked at the boy in front of him before slightly sighing.

'Oh what the hell.' He thought. "Alright, I'll come. But do you mind if we have dinner a little late than usual? I have some things that I need to take care of." Naruto asked getting a happy nod from the boy. Then Naruto felt a familiar weight on his back.

"Neh neh Naruto-kun." Risa breath hit his ear once again. "My number is already in your phone. Let me know if you ever want to come over to my place for some fun." She grinned widely as she saw all three boys in front of her light up before Naruto took off leaving a trail of dust behind him.

"OkIgottagoI'llseeyoulatertonightYuuki-san!" He yelled as he took off. As soon as he was gone Risa started to bust out in laughter holding her side.

"Oh my gosh!" She laughed out, "This is going to be so much fun teasing him!" She said out loud as both Rito and Saruyama stared at her.

'Poor bastard.' They both thought.

Naruto looked up at the address that Rito had texted him. "Well….. This is the place." He said as he entered the gate and headed towards the door. He rang the doorbell and waited.

"One minute." He heard a feminine voice come from inside. After waiting for just a little longer, the door opened.

"Yes?' Came the response. "Huh?" Mikan looked at the blonde for a second before her eyes widened significantly. "EEP!" And with the door slammed in Naruto's face.

"… Well that was interesting." He said to himself.

On the other side of the door:

'Oh my gosh!' Mikan thought, 'What is he doing here?!' She asked herself, her cheeks were starting to become red. All day she couldn't stop thinking about the blonde and here he was….. a few hours later at her house. Then all of a sudden, her head snapped up.

'Wait….. Did I just slam the door on his face?' She thought frantically.

With Naruto:

"Well… I guess I could call Rito." He said to himself before he heard the door open once again.

"Ano…." Mikan said shyly, "Is there something that I can help you with Uzumaki-san?" She asked trying not to be that awkward with the fact that she let out a 'eep' and slammed the door. Naruto looked at her and smiled.

"Yea. Your brother Rito, asked me if I wanted to come over for dinner tonight and I said yes." Naruto grinned. Mikan adapted a look of horror on her face.

"H-h-he did?" She asked a few octaves higher. Naruto nodded his head.

"Yep!" The blonde said happily. The girl was silent for just a moment before letting a overly cheerful smile adorn her face.

"Could you wait here for just a little longer Uzumaki-san. I just need to pick up a few things real quick." Naruto nodded his head as the girl calmly shut the door. He waited in the steps of the house for a minute when he jumped when he heard screaming and what sounds like things being thrown around. Naruto stared at the door and tried to listen as he picked up tid bits of things like 'not letting her know that guests were coming.' And 'Dinner isn't even anything that special tonight.' There was a part where he thought he heard 'I don't even have time to even look remotely nice.' Naruto smiled a little as he heard the profuse apologies from what he imagined was Rito saying that he earnestly just forgot to let Mikan know.

After another minute of yelling and screaming everything went quite. He waited for a little more before the door opened once again.

"Please come on in Uzumaki-san." Naruto looked up and saw that Rito's face was quite heavily bandaged.

"Forgot to tell her that you were having guests?" Naruto asked jokingly. Rito just nodded as he rubbed the back of his head.

Naruto was sitting down at the dinning table chatting with Rito for a little bit about odds and ends before Mikan walked into the room with bowls full of Ramen. She was dressed a little more formal now and her hair had cleaned up as well.

"You'll have to forgive the food for tonight Uzumaki-san. My wonderful brother here forgot to let me know that we were having guests tonight." She shot a glare at her older brother who just cringed in fright.

"That's fine. I actually love ramen. It's my favorite food by far." He said getting a smile out of the girl. "And call me Naruto….. I'm getting tired of all these formalities." Both nodded their heads as they all began to dig into their food.

Naruto had a hard time controlling the amount of ramen that he ate. He decided that 4 bowls of ramen would be fine if he was in another person's house.

"You weren't joking when you said that you love ramen Naruto." Mikan laughed out while Naruto grinned.

"Yep! Ramen is the best!" He smiled brightly.

"By the way Naruto." Rito started, "I've been meaning to ask you. What did you do after school? I mean, you don't go to any clubs or do any sports do you?" He asked genuinely curious. Naruto just shrugged his shoulders.

"I go and work." He said. Seeing their looks he elaborated. "I'm what you would call a handyman. I fix things around the house whenever people need it. Gotta pay the bills you know?" He said.

"What about your parents though?" Mikan asked.

"Don't have any." He replied getting wide eyes from the duo. "I've been alone all my life so it's not that big of a deal."

"Naruto I'm so sorry." Mikan said sorrowfully.

"Mah mah…. What did I just tell you? It's fine." Naruto smiled.

"But still, that must be hard for you Naruto." Rito said, "Working and going to school… no wonder you're usually tired when you're at school."

"Uh…. Yea. Lets go with that." Naruto said. In reality, Naruto just fell asleep in school because he was bored out of his mind. But hey, if they wanted to think of him like that, who was he to say no? His thoughts were interrupted as a hand slammed on the table.

"That's it I decided!" Rito said with conviction, "If you ever need a place to stay Naruto, we have the room here. You can stay with us." Both Mikan's and Naruto's eyes widened at that.

"Rito…" Mikan said quietly.

"Nope! My mind is made up Naruto." Rito said as he saw that the blonde was about to refuse. In Rito's book, Naruto helped out his younger sister and that was enough for him. Naruto stared at the teen for a second before letting out a smile.

'Thanks…" he said softly as a small smile formed on his face. Soon the trio were back to their usual antics and talking about normal everyday things.

Naruto sighed. "How did this happen?" He asked himself as he leaned back in the bath. When the three had started to clean off the table and do the dishes, the sink all of a sudden started spewing water left and right. Naruto quickly took hold of the situation and was able to stop the whole event, but it left him dirty and soaking wet. Both Rito and Mikan insisted that he wash up while they washed his clothes. He sighed once again before his thoughts were interrupted.

"Naruto." Rito's voice came through the door. "I'm leaving a pair of clothes for you outside the door so feel free to take them while we wait for your clothes to dry."

"Thanks Rito." Naruto called back before relaxing back into the bath. 'Well, it looks like I'm not going to be able to get in my extra training tonight.' He thought to himself. Over the past few years, Naruto tried to keep up with his shinobi training. It was difficult though, because the teen only knew a limited amount of jutsu with no teacher to help him out. Really the only things that he could work on were fine tuning his skills already. Or he would just try to mimic different moves that he had seen from the past. Naruto smiled and basically called it improvisation.

Naruto's thought process was interrupted as he noticed an electrical charge occur in front of him. His eyebrow rose, "What the?..." He said before the bathtub exploded.

"WAAAHHHH!" Naruto yelled out in surprise as he launched his hands forward in defense only hear a light moan and an extremely soft feeling in the palms of his hands. Confused he gave another squeeze and he heard another moan. The water had finally came down to reveal a gorgeous pink haired girl in front of him. She had emerald green eyes and an extremely developed figure. Naruto looked down and blood leaked from his nose. The girl in front of him was completely naked and his hands were currently latched onto the girls boobs.

"I'M SORRY!" Naruto screamed as he jumped back in the bath remembering the maimings that his previous sensei had received after being caught perving on various women.

The girl merely blinked and ignored the blonde for a moment. "Aha! Escaped successful!" She said smiling brightly before noticing the blonde. "Hmmm?" He looked at him curiously.

"GYYYYAAAAAA!" Naruto screamed out again falling out of the bathroom and into the hallway with a towel wrapped around his around him.

"NARUTO!" Rtio cried out running to the bathroom, Mikan following closely behind. "WHAT'S GOING ON?!" They both made it to the blonde who was only shakily pointing his finger back into the bathroom, his face flushed red.

"Na-na-naked girl. B-ba-bathroom!" Both Rito and Mikan looked at each other for a second before glancing in the bathroom.

"Ummm…" Rito started. "There's no one here Nartuo." Rito said Mikan nodded her head in agreement.

"W-what?!" Naruto said shakily as he whipped his head around the bathroom scanning it. "I swear to you guys she was right there!" Naruto said frantically. Both Rito and MIkan stared blankly at the blonde. Mikan then let out a small giggle while Rito just sighed putting an arm around his shoulder and leading him to his room.

"Dude, I know that all we really think about is girls, but come on man. This is embarrassing. Especially in front of my sister." Rito said while Naruto shook his head in denial.

"Rito come on! I'm telling you she was right there!" Naruto said as they entered into his room. Rito waved him off.

"Yea, yea….." He said before both teens stopped and stared at the scantily clad individual who was positioned on Rito's bed. The girl looked up.

"Ah, I'm borrowing your towel." She said cheerfully. Naruto pointed at the girl looking at Rito.

"See! See!" He said harshly as he pointed at the nearly naked girl, "I totally told you so!" Rito blushed hard as he stared at the girl for a moment before leaping back into the corner of his room covering his eyes.

Wh-wh-what are you?!" He asked frantically as his face also lit up.

"Me?" She asked innocently, "I'm Lala."

"La…La?" Naruto asked who too was blushing madly at seeing the beautiful girl only dressed in a towel. She nodded her head enthusiastically.

"Yup!" She chirped, "I came from the Planet Devilluke." Both Naruto and Rito stayed silent for a moment trying to register the words she had just said.

"Y-you mean, you're an alien?!" Rito asked only to get a happy nod back. Both Naruto and Rito just stared at the girl as if she were crazy. Rito was still looking at the girl through his fingers. Lala saw both of their facial expressions.

"Hmmm? You don't believe me?" She asked before turning around and lifting her towel. "Then here, look at this." As she lifted her towel, both Naruto's and Rito's eyes shot open and Rito passed out from bloodloss. Naruto was still conscious, but he was quickly fading fast.

"Right?" She asked, "Earthlings don't have tails like this, right?" She asked as she gave Naruto a prime view of her flawless cheeks. Nartuo did note though the tail that came out and ended in a spade like shape. Naruto frantically started waving his hands in front of her.

"Whatever! I've seen way weirder stuff than that before! But still….. COVER YOURSELF UP!" He yelled at the girl. Lala only giggled at the blonde.

"Why are you blushing so much?" She asked. "You're so cute!" Naruto turned around to try and gather himself together.

"If you're an alien why the heck are we speaking the same language?!" He asked, "In fact, how did you even end up in the bathtub in the first place?!" Lala lit up.

"Ah… That's because of this?!" She said excitingly as she held up her arm where Naruto saw that there was a bracelet around her arm. "This is 'Pyon Pyon Warp-kun' that I made! I can't really choose the destination, but this makes it possible for each living unit to warp a short distance!" Naruto stared at the device.

"Warp? You mean like….. teleport?" Naruto asked slightly shocked. Even in this world that he was in, that kind of stuff was all fantasy and sci-fi, right? Lala merely nodded her head with a smile.

"Yup!" She said, "I used this in the spaceship's bathroom and happened to warp to the bathtub in this house." Naruto looked at her.

"Why would you?…" He started before she interrupted him.

"I'm being chased." She said as her smile faded a little causing Naruto to quirk an eyebrow. "I thought it'd be safe if I came to Earth, but the pursuers have come….. I was about to be taken away on their ship. If I hadn't used this ring, I would probably have…." She paused as she looked down at the floor.

'Pursuers?...' Naruto thought to himself.

"LALA-SAMA!" Naruto whipped his head around in time to see a strange looking creature fly into the girls arms.

"What the hell is that?!" Naruto asked.

"PEKE!" Lala cried out excitingly. "Oh I'm glad! You were able to escape safely to!" She said while the creature nodded.

"Yes! I was lucky since the ship wasn't outside of Earth's atmosphere!" The creature then noticed Naruto. "Lala-sama who is that stupid-looking earthling? And why is there one passed out on the floor?" He asked pointing at both Naruto and RIto. Naruto gained a tickmark above his head.

"They're the one's who live here." Lala said before remembering something. "That's right! I haven't asked you for your name yet." Naruto looked at the girl lifting his hand to scratch the back of his head slightly embarrassed.

"Me?" He asked. "Umm…. My name is Naruto….. Naruto Uzumaki…" The girl nodded and smiled at Naruto holding up the creature that was in her arms.

"Oh…. And this here is Peke." She said as Peke rose a hand in the air.

"Nice to meet you." It said.

"He's an 'All-purpose costume robot' that I made." She said happily. Naruto looked at the creature in confusion.

"Costume…. Robot?" He asked before getting smacked in the face with a wet towel. When he took off the towel his eyes shot open. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU TAKE OFF YOUR TOWEL?!" Naruto cried out only to be ignored by the pink haired girl yet once again.

"Peke, I'll leave it to you." She said

"Understood!" Peke shouted as his body then began to glow. Naruto watched in fascination as the robot began to spread its form around Lala's figure.

"TADA!" She shouted out to Naruto who just gapped at her outfit.

'That's some crazy cosplay outfit there….' Naruto thought as Peke checked with Lala to make sure that the outfit wasn't too tight.

Lala then looked up at Naruto. "How is it?" She asked giving the blonde a little twirl and a wink causing him to blush even more. "Doesn't it look nice Naruto?!" Naruto blinked again before blushing.

"I-I suppose…" He said, "You do look pretty….." Naruto mumbled causing said girl in front of him to clap her hands excitingly and giggle.

Naruto's eyes then sharpened just before two other beings rush into the room. Both were wearing sunglasses and suits. Like Lala, Naruto immediately noticed that they both had tails. "…Goodness, what a troublesome lady." One of the suits said as he straightened up. "I should've restricted your freedom even if I were to tie your hands and feet until we left Earth…." Lala stared at the two suits before closing her eyes.

"Peke…." She said calmly.

"Y-yes? The robot nervously replied.

"Didn't I tell you to be careful about those who follow you?" She asked

"….Yes." Peke hesitated with his reply

"GEEZ! You stupid robot!" Lala shouted as she threw her arms in the air. "Now everything just went down the drain!" Naruto watched slightly amused as the girl started arguing with her clothes.

"Come on!" One of the suits said as he snapped out an arm grabbing the girl. "Let's go!" Lala struggled to get away.

"NO!" She yelled desperately. "LET GO!" The suit growled.

"I've had eno- UMMPHTTT!"

*CRASH!*

Naruto had enough. He didn't understand the entire situation, but he did know when someone was in desperate need of help. He disappeared in a flash underneath the guard that had a hold of Lala, landing on his right leg and arm, focused his strength in his leg that snapped out kicking the man square in the jaw, launching him into the ceiling where he remained hanging.

Both Lala and the other suit stared at the man in the ceiling until Naruto blurred in front of the other man.

"She said to leave her alone." And with that, he whipped his legs around quickly flipping upside down as used his hands to propel his leg to connect with the other suits face causing there to resonate a large crack and launched the man into the wall.

Lala could only stare in shock at what she had seen the Earthling do. "Naruto?..." She said quietly as she watched the blonde leave the room for a moment before coming back with his bag and clothes. She wasn't even aware that earthlings possessed the kind of skill that the blonde had just displayed. She watched curiously as he took out what looked to be some wire.

"I don't know what these guys want with you Lala." Naruto started as he gathered up both men and started to tie them both up. "But I can't just stand around and watch as they try to take someone against their will." He said. Lala could only stare at the blonde for a moment before her face started to lightly heat up.

"….Naruto…." She said again as Naruto inspected his work before standing straight up turning around towards Lala.

"Come on." He said as he extended his hand towards her. "It's probably not safe here for the time being. So we'll just head to my place for right now and lay low until things settle down." Lala blinked.

"This isn't your home?" She asked slightly confused. Naruto just shook his head.

"Nope. This is that guys home." He said as he pointed to a still unconscious Rito. "His name is Rito Yuuki. I'll have to explain this mess though to him a little later though." Naruto said with a sigh. "Now come on. I don't want any more trouble so lets just get to my place before anything else happens."

"Kay!" Lala said cheerfully as she latched onto Naruto's arm forgetting about the hand that he was offering her.

"Oi! Easy there!" He said as he tried to unsuccessfully get the surprisingly strong girl off of his arm.

"Well…. Here's home!" Naruto said as he turned on the light to his apartment. Lala skipped into the apartment excitingly whipping her head in every direction as she took in her surroundings.

"Wow Naruto!" She said, "You have a nice home." Naruto rubbed the back of his neck slightly embarrassed because in reality, it was a pretty crappy apartment. Everything was cluttered with ramen cups adorning the floor.

"Thanks…. It's not much, but it should be enough until things roll over for the time being." He said as she beamed a smile at him before frowning a little.

"But do you think it's alright that we left my pursuers at your friends house?" She asked slightly concerned for the blondes friends. Naruto just waved her off.

"Mah mah… Don't worry about those guys." He said, "They've already been taken care of..." Right when they had left Rito's house, Naruto had created a Kage Bunshin and took the suits down to the police station and left them right outside the front doors with signs hanging around their neck that said, 'I kidnap little children'. Naruto snickered slightly at that before turning his attention to the girl who had come uncomfortably close to his face.

"Naruto… Thank you…." She said as he stared into her beautiful emerald green eyes causing Naruto's face to light up once more that night.

"Hey now." Naruto said as he tried to back away only for him to back into a wall. "You needed help….. That's all there is to it….I'm happy to help." Lala smiled before she suddenly launched herself at the blonde glomping the teen.

"Thank you Naruto….." She said as she cuddled up to him. "You're a lot nicer than any of them….." She said quietly into his surprisingly muscular chest. Lala stored that little bit of information in the back of her brain somewhere for later. All Naruto could do was just blush at the close contact. He'd never really ever been physical with anybody before. He didn't know what to do in these kinds of situations.

"C-come on Lala. I'll show you where you can stay while you're here." He said trying to get the girl off of him. Trying and failing.

"M'kay!" She said happily as she skipped along the hall with the blonde.

"Lala-sama!" Peke whispered trying to keep Naruto from hearing. "I think I know what you are trying to do. But you can't do….." Lala slapped a hand on her hat.

"Shhh!" She whispered back. "I'm not doing anything!" She said frantically returning back to clinging onto Naruto's arm. Naruto's eyebrow went up slightly before he shrugged it off as something weird that aliens do.

*Ding…Dong….*

"I'll get it!" Naruto called out as he walked up to the door to answer it. "Who would be coming by this late at night?" Naruto asked himself as he opened the door to reveal a strangely garbed man. He was wearing some freaky ass armor that looked like a mix between sci-fi met medieval somewhere down the road. "Yes may I help you?" Naruto asked politely. The man nodded his head happy to have finally met a civil person on this underdeveloped planet.

"Yes." He said, "Would there happen to be a Miss Lala Deviluke present here at this address?" He asked. Naruto thought about the question for a minute.

"Lala…. Lala…. Deviluke…." He said trying to remember. "Oh that's right!" He snapped his fingers as if he remembered something getting the man in front of him to look at him hopefully. "I met a Miss Lala Deviluke today. But she said she was going to be staying downtown." Naruto said before looking back up at the man. "I'm sorry for the trouble." He said politely. The man just looked at Naruto for a minute confused before looking down at what looked like to be a scanner of some sort.

"Ummm… I guess this thing must be broken." He said as he looked at the machine before looking back up at the Earthling. "I apologize for the late intrusion sir. Thank you very much. Have a good evening." He said with a smile as he turned away from the door. Naruto just smiled as he waved the man a small goodbye.

"Good luck." He said happily as he shut the door.

"Who was that Naruto?" Lala's voice came from behind him. He turned around and smiled.

"Oh just someone who had the wrong address." Naruto smiled at the girl before going to the fridge to grab some water. The doorbell rang once more.

"I'll get it!" Lala said brightly causing Naruto's eyes to widen. Swallowing fast he was about to warn the girl not to answer the door, but the girl had already swung the door open.

"YES?!" She asked loudly.

"Yes I was actually just wondering how you would get downto-…" The man stared at the girl for a moment just as the girl stared at the man for a moment.

"LALA-SAMA!" The man cried out.

"Ugh! Zastin! GO AWAY!" She yelled out as she slammed the door in the man's face. She turned to walk away form the door, but the door was then smashed in.

"Dammit!" Naruto cried out, "Who the hell is going to pay for that?!" He said as he saw little money symbols with wings flying from his pockets.

"YOU!" Zastin cried out pointing at the blonde. "You lied to me!" Naruto just stared blankly at the man for a moment.

"Uh…. Yea… So?" He said as Zastin started crying anime tears.

"I went through a lot of trouble to get here." He said, "I got arrested. A dog chased me down. And I got lost. I hate underdeveloped worlds. Then the first person who is actually somewhat civil towards me is a liar!" He cried out pointing an accusing finger at the blonde once again who just sighed.

"What's with these people?" He asked himself ignoring the accusations of the man in front of him.

"But this is it!" He shouted out now pointing at the pink haired girl. "Princess Lala, come back to Planet Deviluke with me!" He said causing Naruto to blink.

"….Princess?..." He looked over to Lala who just stood defiantly in front of the man.

"NYEEEEH!" She said making a face, "I won't go back. I have a reason not to!" Naruto was now thoroughly confused at what the hell was going on now. Zastin was quiet for a moment.

"….. What is your reason?" He asked seriously waiting for her response. Naruto too was curious as to what the girl had to say.

"I…!" She started pointing a finger at Naruto, "I fell in love with this guy here, Naruto!" Naruto blanched.

"What?..." He said as Lala continued.

"So I'll marry Naruto and live with him on Earth!" She cried out.

"Now hold on just a minute!" Naruto said annoyed. "I never agreed to any such thing!" Lala turned to the blonde with something that the blonde had been ingrained to fear ever since he was born. The evil 'Puppy Eye no Jutsu!'. Naruto slightly recoiled as Lala stuck out her bottom lip.

"B-but Nartuo-kun." She pouted, "Your proposal to me was so loving and wonderful. Are you telling me that you don't remember?" Naruto's eye twitched ever so slightly.

"You're damn right I don't remember ever proposing!" Naruto cried out. Lala put her hands to her face, which was becoming flushed.

"I remember everything." She said as if she were in a dream-like state. "The way you held my breasts in your strong hands and confessed your feelings to me. Oh my!" She turned away as if she were embarrassed. Nartuo gapped at the girl.

'That was supposed to be my proposal?!' He thought to himself. 'There's no way that anyone could be that dumb to believe a story like that.' Naruto looked at Zastin who was just looking at Naruto.

"Ah. I see." He said as Naruto fell to the floor flat on his face. "That's how it is."

'This guy is a total moron!' Naruto thought as he got back up.

"Now that you know, go back and tell daddy!" She shouted to Zastin. "I'll never go back. Nor will I meet the future husband candidates!"

"W-wait?! Husband Candidates?!" Naruto asked as he was still ignored.

"No." Zastin sadi, "It doesn't work that way. I Zastin, have received an order from the King of Deviluke to take you back…. I won't be able to face the king if I go home after approving the marriage of a suspicious earthling and Lala-sama." Lala stared right back at the man.

"Then what can we do?" She asked serioudly. Zastin stayed quiet for a moment thinking about the situation. He then put a hand on the hilt of his sword.

"Please stay back Lala-sama." He said as he unsheathed his sword and sent an energy blast at Naruto.

"OWAAAH!" Naruto yelled as he ducked the oncoming blast.

"Let me make sure," Zastin started with his glowing green blade in front of him, "Whether or not he's suitable for you, Lala-sama." Naruto looked behind him and paled. That one blast had nearly cut everything he owned in half.

"OI! ASSHOLE! WHOSE GONNA PAY FOR THE REPAIRS ON THIS PLACE?!" He cried out only to see that somehow the man was paying attention to him, but at the same time ignoring his questions.

"Now, you Naruto guy." He said before charging once again at the blonde swinging his massive sword.

"DAMMIT!" Naruto cursed as he jumped out of the way allowing the sword to pass right under and through many of his kitchen appliances. Naruto looked back and saw the gas that was linked to his stove was now freely entering into the room. He whipped his head towards Zastin's sword with was still emitting sparks of electricity. "Shit! Hey put that thing away now!" Naruto cried out only for a sword slash to the face was his only reply. Naruto ducked and saw the sword come close to where the gas was leaking out.

"Shit!" Then he remembered. "LALA!" He cried out running to the girl. She cocked her head to the side in confusion.

"Huh?" Was all she said before Naruto bowled into her knocking her over with him on top of her.

"HOW DARE YO-!" Zastin started to yell.

*BOOOOOMMM!*

The entire flat exploded and Naruto clenched his teeth from the burning sensation he felt as he tried to protect Lala. When everything calmed down, he looked back and paled again….. Everything that he had owned was now ruined….. Naruto clenched his fist in anger at losing nearly everything that he had. He never noticed the blushing girl beneath him staring at the boy intensely.

"….N-Naruto….." She said quietly as she watched him get off of her. Never had anyone ever done something like that for her before. She would have been fine with a tiny explosion like that, but she saw the damage that the blast had done to the blond. Naruto looked around and clenched his fists.

'My apartment…..' He thought angrily.

"AAAAARRRGGG!" Came a yell as a crispy Zastin came out from under some rubble. "That was quite clever of you to do that Naruto-san." He took out his sword again and charged again. "But that will not beat me!" He cried out only for him to trip over something and fall flat on his face. He looked behind him and saw that Lala was there with her foot raised. "Lala-sama?! What are you doing?!" He cried out.

"That's not fair." Lala said, "There's no way Naruto can defeat Zastin, who is the number one swordsman on Planet Deviluke." She said admonishing the soldier.

Now, Naruto wasn't sure if this was all Zastin could do in terms of combat skills, but if that was it….. Naruto could kick his ass left and right…. He might just do it on principle for his apartment.

"But Lala-sama!" Zastin defended himself. "Marrying you the heir of the Deviluke Royal Family, mean that he'll reign over countless planets that are right now under King Deviluke's care! A spinless man won't be able to do that. That's why the King gathered possible candidates from all over the galaxy to meet you, Lala-sama…." Lala put her hands on her hips.

"And I told you that's exactly what I don't like!" She retorted, "I'm sure that daddy cares about the heir more than me!" She yelled.

"No that will never happen Lala-sama!" Zastin said.

"SHUT UP!" Nartuo yelled as both Zastin and Lala looked over as the trembling boy.

"Heir to the Planet Deviluke…. Meeting possible candidates….." Naruto looked up at them both. "Who the fuck cares?" Lala stepped back in slight shock of the seriousness of the blonde.

"How dare yo-!..." Zastin started angrily only to be interrupted.

"I said…. SHUT UP!" Naruto leaked some of his killer intent at Zastin who froze for a moment surprised of this act of aggressiveness. Naruto turned back to Lala.

"So you ran away from home so that you won't be forced into a marriage. Fine I understand that." Naruto said, "But find somebody who you actually love. A marriage isn't possible if it's with someone who you cannot love." Naruto pointed to himself. "I am not that person. I don't know you and you can't even begin to comprehend who, or what the hell I am. I don't love you Lala." Naruto said sharply before letting out a sigh. "Lala, someday, you will find someone who is worthy of your love. And you're going to treasure that person until the day you die. Don't be hasty in choosing who that person is." He gave her a slight smile. "He's out there for you, don't give up on searching for him. Don't just settle down for any nice guy who you barely know. Develop a relationship with him and love him alright. Go home and tell your father this. I'm sure that he would understand. Live your life Lala, you still have so many things to experience before you need to worry about marriage." Naruto said as he turned from the two looking at the damage that the explosion had done to his apartment.

'This Earthling.' Zastin thought as he looked on with slight respect for the boy. Lala just stood there for a moment not moving, just watching the blonde.

"Naruto." She said getting his attention. "I'm happy." She said as she started to smile.

"….huh?' Naruto looked at her. Lala brought her hands up in front of her chest.

"You say that you don't love me….. But you understand my feelings very well…." She said blushing.

"Understand?...' Naruto sweat dropped.

"Like you said Naruto, I….. Just want to live a life of my own. There are a lot of things that I want to do…. And I want to decide my future husband on my own too…. That's what I was thinking."

"Huh… Ok…. That's good….. I think…. Naruto said. Lala looked down.

"I used our marriage as an excuse so that I didn't have to go back, Naruto." Lala said, "But I know now…. I….. I think I can really…. Marry you Naruto…." Naruto gapped at the girl. "I mean, I want to marry you!" She cried out. Naruto shook his head violently.

"Didn't you listen to what I just said?!" Naruto shouted, "I don't love you!" Lala only smiled at the blonde.

"That's ok!" She chirped causing Naruto to freeze in the middle of his rant. "We can get to know one another right? We can develop a relationship together and then we can treasure each other for the rest of our lives right?" She smiled while Naruto's eyebrow twitched. "I want to get to know you Naruto…. And I want you to know me as well." She said shyly. Naruto turned to Zastin.

"Oi! Don't you got something to say here?!" He asked. Naruto blanched when Zastin had tears running down his face.

"I lost Earthling." He said dramatically. "It is my duty to follow King Deviluke's order…. Thus I was oblivious as to how Lala-sama feels…. Or rather, I knew, but I tried not to think about it. But now that you pointed that out….. I admit my loss."

"Uh…. You realize that we didn't even fight right?" Naruto asked as Zastin turned dramatically with a swish of his cape.

"I don't know if those countless husband candidates from place in the universe will agree with it, but I will report it to King Deviluke myself…. That we can entrust Lala-sama to you!" He said crying still. "You who can truly understand Lala-sama's feelings!" Naruto's eyebrow was once again twitching for the hundredth time that night before he felt himself get glomped.

"Naruto!" Lala chirped as she nuzzled up to the blonde. Naruto was about to yell at her to get off of him before he looked at her content face. Naruto's heart softened a little as he sighed.

'I suppose….. trying it out won't be so bad.' He thought before he looked around him again.

"HEY ASSHOLE! WHOSE GOING FIX ALL OF THIS?!" He yelled out after Zastin.

Yuuki household:

*Ding….Dong…*

"Who could that be this late at night?" Rito wondered. Honestly he kinda hoped it was Naruto. He could clear up some issues that he thought that he had. His sister had made fun of him when he tried to explain what had happened in the bedroom. And he didn't think that he was dreaming the whole thing. He opened the door to find not only Naruto, but the same girl from his bedroom now dressed in some sort of cosplay costume. Naruto rubbed the back of his head awkwardly.

"Hey Rito." Naruto said. Rito looked down and saw that the blonde had a suitcase with him. Lala just stood there smiling with her hands clasped together in front of her. "Uh… Remember when you said that if I ever needed a place to stay I could stay here for a bit….. Well…. Surprise." Naruto said with an awkward grin.

End

Alright here is the first chapter. I know not much Naruto action with his shinobi skill, but that will be coming up in the next chapter. We'll see where that goes. And for those who want to know…. Naruto is going to be ridiculously shy at times. Now you may go around and say how that could never happen in real life….. Guess what….. This is fanfiction…. Also if you've ever seen this anime or manga, To Love-ru, you'll see that the main character, Rito, never gets used to this stuff either. He acts like a little pansy when it comes to women in sexual situations. So that's how it's gonna be. The only difference between the anime or manga and this, is that there will be more ecchi situations going on. It's an ecchi show so there we go.

Alright I think I ranted enough about that. I really need to work on my other stories though. We'll see where that really takes me though. I don't want to just be one of those guys who just start up stories so I'll continue with one for awhile.

People keep telling me things like how that wouldn't happen in real life, or that something would never happen. I just want to take a minute for those people. I understand your frustrations, but these are my stories. If I listened to what would and wouldn't happen in real life, people wouldn't be able to make clones of themselves. People wouldn't be able to channel lightning throughout their body. They wouldn't be able to do these crazy space time seals. Guys, this is fanfiction. The stuff isn't meant to be real. So don't take it literally. Anyways, enough on my rant. Sorry for those who are actually reading this and are somewhat offended, I don't mean to be rude if that how it comes across. I just like writing this stuff that's all.

What else was I going to say?... I'm thinking about still making a harem for Rito if that would work somehow. Haruna is going to stay with him, not sure who else I should add. Whether or not I should put Run in there or not. Honestly, I can't wait till I get to the darkness season. The show really changes at that point around. Anyways hope you guys like this. No flames please as always. If you don't like there is a back button you can press. If you do like, there is a review box on the bottom of the screen. Keep it real guys. I gotta study.