Wrong Impression

Summary- What people don't know about Sasuke is that he is a she and is also a fan girl. She is the number 1 fan girl of the one and only NARUTO! Join in Satsuki's journey and see how she gets her man.

Story start

It was an average day in Konoha, the village was full of people, busy with their jobs and what not. It was peaceful until… "HE"S LATE!" an annoying banshee shouted.

Training ground 7

"HE"S LATE!" a pink bit… girl said

"Why is it a surprise, he's always late" Sasuke said in cold emo voice

Sakura was looking at Sasuke with hearts all over the place. Sasuke turned around with a hn and ignored her. But in the inside he was scared he was scared that she was going to rape him while their sensei wasn't here. 'Where are they, I know that Kakashi is always late but where's Naruto' Sasuke was panicking in the inside.

Then all of a sudden a puff of smoke came. When the smoke cleared Kakashi was the only one there.

"Yo, how yo…" Kakashi was unable to finish until a bans… Sakura shouted "YOU' RE LATE!" those that were not ninja's all lost their ability to hear for a few hours.

"Hahaha sorry I was lost in the path of life" Kakashi said

Then Kakashi noticed that the unpredictable ninja wasn't here. And asked "Where's Naruto?"

"That Baka's probably sleeping in his house, I swear he should just give up being ninja he's useless." Sakura was ranting on about how Naruto was annoying that she didn't realize the hateful glares being sent by Sasuke.

Sasuke was about to say something but then Naruto came to the training grounds, and he looked away trying to hide his blush.

"NARUTO BAKA YOU'RE…" but she wasn't able to finish because Naruto was holding her by the neck and said "SHUT UP HOWLER MONKEY!"

Now everyone being shocked was an understatement Naruto of all people told Sakura the girl he was crushing to shut up and not only that called her a howler monkey.

Both Kakashi and Sasuke were trying not to laughing with the new name Sakura was given. But Kakashi composed himself and asked what was going on to Naruto all he got was a scoff and he left. Kakashi not wanting to waste anymore time from his porn just ignored him and told everyone to leave, that today was a day off.

Uchiha P.O.V.

I was glad that there was a day off but what I was more worried about was Naruto. 'Something seemed off about him other than the fact that he insulted Sakura and wasn't his hyperactive self' I thought. Then Sakura came and blocked my path and said

"Sasuke-kun let's go out, there's this new restaurant that opened I heard it has good food there."

"No, instead of asking me to a date can't you start training, you are the weakest in this team" I told her in a cold voice she was depressed and started ranting about how this was all Naruto's fault.

'GRRR stupid fan girls can't she sees that I don't want to go out with her, I mean I'm a girl for god's sake, and I do not do not roll that way. And stop bad mouthing Naruto-kun, I wish Naruto-kun would ask me out' I thought.

Yes Sasuke is a girl and her name is Satsuki and yes she likes Naruto after all Naruto is the same as her who understands what it's like to be alone. Although she knew what having a family is like, he didn't and wanted to help him. She even tried to tell him her secret that Sasuke doesn't exist and tell him her feelings. But she always freezes up and gets lost in his big bright blue eyes and end up calling him a dope and a weakling, which she cursed herself later for acting like that in front of him.

'All right time to go stalk … uhh escort Naruto to his house.' Satsuki thought

And yes she stalks naruto and does it better than hinata, and even getting rid of the mobs that went after him unlike a certain hyuga, also she hates hinata. One time Satsuki got irritated by hinata stalking Naruto she knocked her out and hung her in the class. And she was proud of it. And hinata is still alive to Satsuki's disappointment, but she's scared to go near Naruto now.

Satsuki was behind some buildings and watching Naruto, she looked at her surroundings in case there were any fan girls. She followed Naruto to the point where she waited for him to finish his 1 bowl of ramen which was odd since he ate like 72 bowls a day and she would know. And then she followed him to his broken apartment which she was sad that he had to live in that house all by himself.

'Don't worry Naruto-kun you won't be living there anymore, you'll be living with me soon and then we can have a family and be happy' Satsuki thought.

Then Satsuki had a disgusted feeling 'I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT WHILE IN MY MALE FORM, NARUTO IS NOT LIKE THAT!' Satsuki kicked herself mentally for even thinking like that in her male form.

When Naruto went in his house she went to her house thinking how disgusted she was at her thoughts. Without realizing that a pair of sapphire eyes were watching her.

Naruto's P.O.V.

'Is that 'sasuke'? What's emo bastard doing here? Did he come to make fun of me or something?' Naruto thought as he looked at the retreating figure of 'sasuke'

"Almost feels like he was stalking me like hinata freak" Naruto said out loud

Yes Naruto realized hinata was stalking him. At first he thought it was good that at least one girl liked him but after like 4 years of stalking him he got irritated and avoided her at all cost, so he went to places that hinata would not follow her, like the men's only hot spring, but no matter where he went she kept stalking him, though there was that one time he had the whole day to himself with no stalker and he wondered why? That is until he went to the academy the next day and saw the reason hinata was tied up with a note that said "I am a pervert", since then Naruto was happy, whoever did that was his god or goddess since he doesn't know who his savoir was.

He also hates Hinata because she is from the hyuga clan. The hyuga clan showed no mercy to him when he was a child, they usually used their diseased eye to find his hiding spot and there crazy taijutsu. Not only that they used his prank he pulled on them as a means of treat to them and used that as an excuse to attack him.

"ahh whatever, that teme can do what he wants, I bet he just came here to try and take a technique from me to go on his stupid revenge." Naruto said out loud. Then went to the kitchen and made instant ramen. When he finished he threw the cup somewhere and went to his bed and went to sleep.

Normal P.O.V.

Satsuki woke up to the sound of her alarm clock. She didn't want to wake up until she saw her Naruto plushie she made. She shot up from the bed and ran to get dressed. She wanted to go early so that she could greet Naruto like she always does. She had a hard time choosing which clothes she should wear that would make Naruto notice her. There was a black shirt with the Uchiha symbol and then there was the orange one that had the Uchiha symbol in the back and two spirals on the sleeves. 'I know Naruto likes orange but then people will know that I'm a girl and then there's a chance that I'll get fan boys and then….' Satsuki' thoughts were going to what Naruto would say.

'You disgust me Satsuki' Naruto leaving her surrounded by fan boys. "NOOOOOOOOOOO NARUTO KUN" Satsuki shouted. She then looks around 'I'm glad that wasn't real.' Satsuki thought to herself as she wipes the sweat of her forehead. She then chooses to wear the blue shirt she always wears. And eats and runs to the training ground hoping/praying she bumps into Naruto and then suddenly falls in love, like in romance novels. Realizing that she was in her male form, berated herself for thinking like that.

Satsuki got to the training ground dejected because she didn't bump into Naruto. She then goes to the tree that she always uses to relax and wait for pervert, howler monkey giggling at the new name for Sakura and her orange prince. She then fell asleep thinking about hers and Naruto's wedding, then they held hands walking out the church, then walking faster than running and then suddenly Satsuki was beating but a random guy and then shouted "I WIN!" with raising two hands in the air. (Yeah got that from Bleach) she looked around and saw Naruto in the center of the field looking at her like she was crazy then she realized that she yelled and started to blush deep and screamed "kyaa" and ran behind the tree to hide her self from humiliating herself even more.

Naruto's P.O.V.

I woke up and grabbed a cup of ramen and drank a glass of milk from a brand new milk container I got yesterday. I got my awesome jumpsuit and weapons and went to the training ground to meet with the team. While I was walking down the streets I saw everyone glaring at me. This always happens, and I'm starting to get annoyed. So I glare back at them. Which got me surprised, since they looked in the other direction with a scared expression? I smirked 'Ha good look away things are going to change around here.' I thought. When I arrived at the training ground I saw Sasuke sleeping which was a surprise since every time I come here I see him train. 'Guess he didn't get any sleep.' And then suddenly Sasuke shouted "I WIN!" which by the way scared shit out of me. I looked at Sasuke and saw that he was blushing when he was looking at me, and then said 'kyaa' which by the way sounded like a girl and then ran behind the tree.

However the fact that he said he won I can make an assumption that he was dreaming about killing his brother. But then another thought 'if he did dream about that why did he get embarrassed?'

'Whatever it doesn't concern me anymore.' I thought and then I started to my daily stretches and since Kakashi sensei will be late.

Satsuki P.O.V.

I see Naruto start doing his daily stretches. 'He looks dreamy' I thought then snapped out of it when I felt drool coming out of my mouth. I wiped my drool off and continued to watch. But then a pink haired howler monkey (laughing at the name HAHAHAHA-Satsuki) blocked my view. I was pissed. 'This bitch was disturbing my show. And it was getting to the good part.' I was crying in my mind. I looked at the howler monkey, still laughing, with a glare that spelt death and apparently she didn't get the message.

"SAKURA PLEASE STOP BOTHERING ME AND, NO I WILL NOT GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!" I shouted.

Sakura looked sad which I didn't care at all and then she looked angry and shouted "WHY? WHY WON'T YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME? WHAT IS THE REASON TELL ME?"

I was taken aback by what she said but recovered and said "I like someone, and that person is very special to me."

"HA I bet it's a guy isn't it" Naruto said. Which made me blush because, it was true. Sakura looked at me and looked like she was crushed. Which if I had to guess is that she was shocked I liked someone. Naruto then stopped laughing which actually caught my attention.

"Hey teme you aren't denying what I said." Naruto pointed out. Which surprised me since I was staring at Naruto at that time. "Hey? Why are you staring at me for?" Naruto started to look panicked and scared that I was staring at him. "Hey quit it! It's creeping me out." Naruto said again but I ignored him all I want to do is stare at him and maybe some other stuff 'Cross that I WANT to do other stuff' I blushed at my thoughts.

"Hey Sasuke I'm sorry that I said that so stop staring" Naruto apologized which surprised even sakura since he never apologizes to me.

Just then Kakashi sensei came and said a simple yo and we started our training. But I still continued to stare at Naruto-kun.

Naruto's P.O.V.

I still feel Sasuke staring at me. Which is creeping me out what is with him I mean yea I made fun of his sexuality but still the way he's staring at me makes what I said true. I suddenly tripped while jogging and got a scolding from Kakashi saying I need to concentrate. Kakashi then goes to Sasuke and trains him. 'Why is it that me and sakura have to be stuck with jogging exercises while the teme gets to learn new jutsus. Especially when he's unfit way more than me.'

"Well dah kit he's playing favorites, he cleary wants to train only the Uchiha brat and leave you to do whatever you Naruto's do." a demonic voice said in his mind.

'Yeah whatever I wonder when we're going to go outside of konoha? Do you know kyuu-chan' I said and asked kyuubi.

"At the rate you guys are going 1 year. If and I say IF you get the pink banshee out of her fan girl mode and get the stick out of the Uchiha brats ass and possibly beat the crap out of pervert there the maybe in 7 months." Kyuubi said.

'Looks like I have to do everything huh?' I asked

"Yep Pretty much." Kyuubi said.

While I was jogging I remembered how I met kyuubi. It was a after the team meeting and I was running to ichirakus to get something to eat. Since I was really hungry I took a short cut. But it turns out someone this some construction and put a wall there. And I crashed head on. After that I was in my mindscape and saw kyuubi. Kyuubi was yelling out how I should bow down and what not. But ignored it and kyuubi got so pissed that she putcraazy pictures in my head. By the way that's why I was pissed that and yelled at sakura. And oh yeah kyuubi's a female turns out after I found that out I was cautious around every females well not really I didn't care about the fan girls. After that me and kyuubi came to an agreement that I borrow some of her chakra and she gets to see what I see and hear what I hear.

I was suddenly punched out of my memories. I looked for the culprit and saw it was sakura. I was about to yell at her when she started to fawn over teme again. 'did she forget what he said to her before?' I asked to no one in particular but kyuubi answered anyway.

"She's really a retard and she's supposed to be the brains of this team. I feel sorry for you kit I really do and that saying something."

'Ha haha very funny' I though and answered sarcastically.

It seemed that we were going to the hokage tower to get a mission. Which I already know that we are going to get another c rank. When we went in we went directly to the hokage and standing front of him. Kakashi sensei was asking for a mission. When jiji said that the demon cat needed to be retrieved. Both me kyuubi hated that mission. That cat was so annoying that it took everything I had to prevent going kyuubi to kill it. 'And people call me a demon. Try catching that cat and people will probably start calling angel or something.' I thought sarcastically

"You got that right kit." Kyuubi was puffing her cheeks out. Which was cute.

When jiji was asking if we agreed to the mission I exploded "NO WAY! NOT EVEN IN HELL! GIVE US SOMETHING BETTER AND NOT TO CHASE THAT DEMON CAT ANYMORE! YOU KNOW IT TOOK EVERYTHING I HAD TO TRY AND NOT KILL IT!"

Everyone was shocked except Kakashi he was too busy reading porn. Then iruka started talking about misson rank which I blocked out and looked around and saw sakura look pissed at me and saw teme looking at me like I was cool or something. Though his body and face didn't say it but his eyes did.

Jiji then asked Kakashi if we were ready and he said yes.

"Alright then looks like you'll be getting your first c rank mission." Jiji said.

"You can't be serious hokage sama." Iruka said.

"I am and they do need to be experienced so it's alright." Jiji said

"but…" iruka was interrupted

"No more iruka they will be doing a c rank and that's final." Jiji said in his hokage voice.

"Yes hokage sama" iruka said while looking down.

"Now bring in the client please." Jiji said.

Later an old man with a sake bottle can in and looked at us. "So a buch of kids are going to be protecting me. I paid a lot of money and I get a bunch of brats. And that midget over there looks like he could get killed any minute." The old geezer said.

I started to laugh only to realize that he was talking about me. I was about kill him until Kakashi held me back. And saying something about killing the client will be bad and I won't get my pay check.

I huffed and looked away not paying attention to the geezers introduction and was talking to kyuu about what techniques she was going to teach me.

When everything was over Kakashi told us to go and pack and rest for tomorrow. I left through the window since I wanted get out as fast as I can go.

When I arrived at my busted up apartment I went to pack. When I finished I ate some cup noodles and went to bed to start on my training with kyuu sensei.

Next morning

I woke up and got ready and went to the gates to wait for the Kakashi, howler monkey and teme.

Satsuki P.O.V.

I woke up and wore what I usually wore but this time I packed some girly clothing incase I decide to tell Naruto-kun my secret. When Naruto came to my mind I thought about yesterday how he was so cool and how he stood up to the hokage and demanded a c rank. "KYAA" I screamed. I couldn't wait any longer I wanted to go and see if Naruto- kun was at the gates waiting. I quickly put some cupped ramen incase Naruto-kun forgets or runs out; I'll be there and save his day. "Thanks Satsuki- chan you really saved me." Naruto says " really" I asked "yup but do you know what I want more than ramen?" Naruto said. "No what?" I asked hoping what I think he was going to say. "You" he suddenly grabbed my chin and kissed me on the lips

When I was out of my fantasy I look and saw I was kissing my Naruto plushie. "Oh phoey I thought it was real." I said to myself. I then grabbed my backpack and put the genjutsu on and went to the gates still feeling dejected that I didn't get kiss Naruto kun. When I got to the gate I saw Naruto was there already waiting. When got there he was ignoring me like always. I'm planning on changing that when we go to wave. The sakura cam and then Kakashi came with the bridge builder which shocked everyone of us that he didn't come late this tme. Then Naruto- kun shouted "JOURNEY START" I had to hold back a giggle. And with that we left on out first c rank. And I was still coming with a plan to be Naruto's first.

To be continued.

I Just want to see how many people read and like and comment on this. And please comment. By the way I wrote this long time ago like in summer but I got so obsessed in reading other fanfictions that I left it half finished. Now just finished and oh yeah since the exams are coming up I won't be writing for a while but will write more after the exams end.