Finn and Lady

(Authors notes: This story takes place before Lady Rainicorn gets pregnant)

(I used Google Translate for Lady's dialogue as I don't know Korean)

(This is also my first ever fan-fic I wrote so please go easy on criticism especially the grammar.)

(Revised Edit 1/16/13: Spaced out some of the text to make it easier to read. I changed Lady's dialogue to symbols rather than words.)

It was a sunny day in the land of Ooo but more specifically the Candy Kingdom. Finn whistled to himself as he walked waving to the many citizens of the Candy Kingdom, on his way towards Princess Bubblegum's castle. As Finn neared the Castle entrance two banana guards got in front of the door blocking Finns way in.

"HALT! STATE YOUR NAME AND OCCUPATION!" The left guard said with vigor and authority he held his lance pointing towards Finn in a aggressive like manner.

"Oh hey random Banana Guards what's happening?" Finn asked nonchalantly.

"I SAID STATE YOUR NAME AND OOCUPATION!" The left guard said repeated the right guard just stood there with a blank face. He couldn't be the one to talk because only guards were on the left were allowed to talk for some reason.

Finn just chuckled a bit before yelling. "FINN THE HUMAN ADVENTURER EXTRODONIARE!" He said in the same voice trying to mimic the banana guard.

The banana guard lowered his spear and dropped his previous attitude. "Oh hi Finn I knew it was you all along, I just needed to make sure." He said, the right guard nodded in agreement.

"Ah that's all fine guys your just doin yall's jobs protecting the Candy Kingdom." Finn replied as he entered the castle. He stopped midway between the guards.

"Hey where's PB anyway?" He asked curiously.

The right guard perked up and began speaking. "Oh she's in her la- ow!" He said but was interrupted when the left guard lightly poked him with his lance.

"I'm the one who's supposed to be talking thank you very much!" the left guard said.

The right guard sighed in disappointment. "I never get to talk." He whispered before getting poked again by the left guard.

"Shhh!" He hissed putting his finger to his mouth telling him to hush. He turned to Finn who was eager to learn of the Princesses whereabouts. "Oh Princess Bubblegum is in her laboratory far end of the hall on the second floor." He explained.

"Thanks!" Finn said running towards his destination. "Ima comin for you princess!" He shouted leaving behind the banana guards who were poking each other with their lances over who should be the one to talk. Finn dashed by the many doors of the corridor he noticed Lady was in one of the rooms.

"Hi Lady!" Finn said by. "안녕하세요 핀!" (Hi Finn) The rainicorn replied by waving back as Finn continued his way towards Princess Bubblegums Laboratory.

Princess Bubblegum was in her lab with a rainbow of different colored chemicals. "Yessss!" She said with a sinister like voice. "Yesssssss!" She repeated holding a small beaker containing a reddish liquid. She turned to another beaker which contained a blue liquid and poured them both into a single beaker. The beaker in question turned into a royal purple color and glowed and ominous pinkish color.

"Ha Ha Ha!" Princess Bubblegum laughed as if her sanity was gone. "It is complete, my potentially dangerous could-destroy-the-world invention is finally done!" she shouted into the heavens.

At that moment Finn broke in running towards Princess Bubblegum. "PRINCESS!" Finn shouted sprinting as fast as his legs could carry him.

"Whoa there Finn!." Bubblegum said in retaliation. Finn kept running but stopped on a dime within inches of Princess Bubblegum almost making her fumble her newly created potion out of reflex.

"Heheheh! Scared you didn't I?" Finn laughed.

"Not really." Bubblegum replied sighing at Finns immature nature.

"Say whatcha got in that little bottle of yours Princess?" Finn asked but before Bubblegum could even reply he answered his own question "Oooh Is it a potion that gives you laser eyes? Because that would be mathematical!" He said imagining having those eyes. Then he could beat Jake in any tough guy contests he threw at him.

"No Finn it isn't a potion that gives you laser eyes!" "In fact I think that's kind of impossible…even for science."

The news disappointed Finn "Ah man that's a bummer." He said although it was possible through magic of course. "Anyway what is it?" Finn asked this time giving Bubblegum time to speak.

Princess Bubblegum giggled before answering "Why it's a love potion Finn."

Finn eyes widened at the announcement. "Chip chap chop really a love potion?!" he asked.

"Yep a love potion." Bubblegum replied. Finn almost still couldn't believe his eyes. "We're talking about the same love here right? L-O-V-E?" He asked again.

"Yes Finn it's the same love were both talking about you know the actual emotion!" This potion will make whoever ingests it fall in love with the first person he or she sees." She explains again before putting her finger to her chin.

"...Well at least presumably I haven't really tested it yet for the results I'm looking for." Finn was about to question how she was able to make such a thing but he thought she'd probably make an overly complicated explanation and the use of big always gave Finn headaches.

Instead Finn had a new idea. "Hey princess why don't I test it out for you?" He asked.

"Hmmmmmmm" Bubblegum thought considering what would happen if she'd gave Finn such an untested experiment. "I guess there's no harm in letting you test it." Bubblegum replied. "Ok here take great care of it." She said handing it to him. "YOU BETTER NOT USE THAT POTION ON ME DO YOU UNDERSTAND!" She suddenly screeched at Finn almost making him drop the potion.

"Ok ok ok" Finn said trying to defend himself. "I mean it Finn if you so much as use that potion on me I will send you to the dungeon for 1 WHOLE month!" She added. Finn didn't like the way this was going but tried to shed some light of it. "Well *gulp* that doesn't sound too ba-" He was interrupted.

"Without ANY candy!" Bubblegum interjected.

"Yipe! NO CANDY!?" Finn reacted shocked.

"No" Bubblegum answered back. "So have fun with my experiment!" Bubblegum told Finn in a very happy and cherry voice almost as if she didn't just yell at him 5 seconds ago. "I need to get some sleep because I haven't slept for 2 days." Bubblegum said before exiting her laboratory but not before giving Finn one more glare before leaving.

"Yikes! She really means it." Finn said to himself. He held up the love potion up to his face. He noticed that the potion was very bubbly as if it were soda. "Hmmm now what to do with this." He pondered on what he could do with the love potion. He didn't want to ruin any relationships and he himself was already in one with Flame Princess so there was no benefits for making someone else fall in love with him.

"Oh well maybe Jake might know what to do with it so better get going to the tree house." He said finishing talking to himself. "Just wait until Jake hears about this!". He said taking off at full speed the way he came.

Just the thought of being able to make anyone fall in love with you made Finn chuckle. He wasn't watching as he was about to pass the room Lady was in. The rainicorn in question was leaving the room and entering the corridor blocking Finn's path. She didn't see Finn coming until she turned around just to see Finn run right into her. Finn ran into Lady so hard the recoil sent Finn onto the ground on his back losing his firm grip on the love potion.

The potion went flying out of his hands and up into the air. Some of the liquid came spilling out and rained on the two. A single drop went into Lady's open mouth but luckily for Finn he had his mouth closed. The beaker itself landed unbroken in the middle sill having about three quarts of its original contents.

Lady held onto her head a few seconds and struggled as if she was having a big headache. "헉 내 머리가 아파..." (Ugh my head hurts) Was all she managed to say before passing out on the floor.

Moments later Finn quickly got up to see Lady on the ground unconscious he didn't notice the drop of the love potion had entered the rainicorns mouth.

"Lady?" Finn said to her but he got no response. "Lady!" He said running up to her to check her breathing. "Cmon Lady don't die on me." He shouted at her even though she wasn't really conscious. "LIVE DARN IT " He yelled using random methods that people do when they are unconscious.

Moments later Lady began to move. "Lady your ok!" Finn said relieved. He was sure Princess Bubblegum or Jake or even both would've kicked his butt so hard if anything bad happened to her.

"어떤 어 ... 어떻게 된거야?" (Ugh what...what happened?) Lady said opening her eyes.

"It's ok Lady you just got knocked out for a second but you should be fine." Finn explained to her.

Lady just stared at Finn locking eyes with him making Finn a little uneasy. "Umm OK I'm just gonna pick this up and leave bye Lady!" Finn said picking up the Love potion and headed out the entrance gate where the banana guards were still fighting. Lady's eyes flickered a multitude of shades of purple color for a split second. She had a small smile on her face.

"핀 사람..." (Finn..)

To Be Continued