Omake

(Because I couldn't resist and Yasopp is apparently as nosy as his son.)

"So…What was he like?" Yasopp asked his Captain, handing Shanks a drink that Lucky had just brought up from the galley.

Shanks took a gulp of the spiked beverage and thought for a moment. "He should have been named Bunny instead of Dragon."

"…What?"

"The kid who was with him? Luffy's brother." Shanks stated, as if that cleared up everything.

"Are you meaning to imply that Dragon the Revolutionary has the breeding habits of a bunny?" Beckman asked around his cigarette.

"Exactly! See, Benn knows what I'm talking about." Shanks said excitedly. "Dragon is a bunny."

"I'm never going to be able to take the Revolutionaries seriously again, am I?" Yasopp asked rhetorically. He stole Shanks' drink, taking a swig before his eyes went wide and he spit it all over Beckman.

"Dragon is Luffy's dad?!" The sniper choked.

"That's what he said."

"But…Garp is Luffy's grandpa." Yasopp slumped to the wooden deck of the Red Force. "Garp, the hero of the Marines, Vice-Admiral Garp, is the father of the most dangerous man in the world, leader of the Revolutionaries, Dragon."

"Yep."

"Man, that family is screwed up."