ok I know I am highly likely the only male to be writing stuff on this but hey, someone has to. enjoy x

When I watched the superheroes on television, don't get me wrong, it looked like fun. But surely just having a power takes away from your raw ability. Thats why I admired the two operatives put on the team, and highly respected them.

Thats why I did my best to attract the lone eye of the extra-governmentary department they worked for. Being a lowly town newspaper intern, nobody could have thought that I, Daniel of substandard grades but a knack for noticing what was usually too obvious, would find the most simple but incredible way to get hired by the big boss man.

Something secret agents do a lot is lie, I knew right off the bat I would have to. I also knew that they would be monitoring all news, not just the big stuff like on FOX. So I faked evidence and 'revealed' the real identities of the red haired woman and the archer. These real identities were fake, of course, and soon enough the appropriate authorities were contacting me - in a somewhat violent means, might I add - about this information. My simple explanation was that I wanted a new job and deduced that their recruitment would be strictly by invitation only. They liked my ambition and immediatly drafted me into PR.

It wasn't long before a certain flame required my assistance. Natasha Romanoff was probably the first person I bumped into here, uncomfortable in a suit with slacks too tight before I even broached the fact that I was wearing a suit. Ah,well. Might as well get the embarrassments over with straight away. My too-small suit made her laugh as when I walked into her I was shifting the material over my thigh. "New job?" she asked, "you get used to it. Apparently." It didnt help that my first assignment was to rid the rags of rumors she'd been doing oxygen, constant hyped up refills ready to go, and that was the only reason she could challenge space robots, practically singlehandedly. They were just throwing me in the deep end and waiting to see if I would sink or swim.