A/N: Hey guys I haven't uploaded anything new since 2012 and here it is 2013 a brand new year, I feel that I should start it off with a new one-shot for all of you guys.
Now a little heads-up this is going to be based off of a video I like to watch on YouTube, well more like a series of videos that I like to watch on YouTube I'll tell you guys what the videos are at the bottom author's note, but until then just relax and enjoy the story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice nor do I own any of the characters in this story, they all belong to their respective owners.
(Batcave 9:47 pm)
"Bruce where are you going?" little nine year old Dick Grayson asked his adoptive father/mentor as he watched put on his cape and cowl.
"I have to meet up with Clark for a very important mission." Batman answered as he adjusted his cape.
"Can I come with you? I can be your backup in case things start to head south." Dick asked ready to go change into his Robin outfit.
"That won't be necessary Dick, me and Clark will have everything well under control." Batman stated as he started to walk over to the batmobile.
"Yeah, but what if somebody ambushes you guys on your way to the meeting? Or what if an army of pod people show up out of nowhere and try to eat your souls? Even worse you might get attacked by all of your crazy fans and then end up getting locked up in their basements and forced into marrying them against your will and hear them tell stories about you and them and most of them won't make any sense and you'll want smash your head against the walls screaming 'Why didn't I bring Robin along with me when I had the chance? Why didn't I listen to him?!' See? That's why you should bring me with you guys" Dick explained with a little smirk on his face.
"You do have quite the imagination young master Richard." Alfred said as he stepped out of the elevator.
"Alfred please tell to let me go on the mission with him and Clark." Dick begged the family butler with big blue eyes.
"Perhaps you should reconsider master Bruce and take young master Richard with you." Alfred said to the Dark Knight who was already inside the batmobile.
"I'm sorry Dick but this is one mission you're going to have to sit out, I'll be back late tonight Alfred and Dick I promise I'll make it up to you tomorrow." Batman said as he started the engine and drove out of the cave.
"Alfred do you know about the mission Bruce and Clark have to go on?" Dick asked the family butler.
"I'm afraid not master Richard, even I don't have the faintest idea on this mission that the master have to attend." He answered as he placed a hand on the young boy's shoulder.
"Well someday I'm going to find out about this mission." Dick said in a low voice.
(Mount Justice 7:50 pm five years later)
"I still can't believe that you won't let me come with you guys on this mission and not only that but you won't even tell me about it either!" Robin stated in annoyance as he followed his mentor to the zeta tube.
It has been five years now and Robin was still in the dark about this so called 'mission' that Batman and Superman had to go on. He did however poked around and learned that the other members of the league were in the dark as well, all they knew was that at least once a year the two heroes would just vanish off somewhere without a trace for a few hours before coming back.
Dick have tried several attempts to try and sneak his way onto this so called 'mission' over the past few years, like the time he placed a tracer on Batman and followed the signal only to end up at a retirement home and to his surprise Batman had already informed the staff that Robin would be spending the day with the residents there. So he ended up spending the whole day reading stories to old people, chewing food for the ones with no teeth, and constantly having his cheeks pinched none stop.
"We've been over this Robin, you know that this is something that only Superman and I must do ourselves." Batman answered in a tone that left no room for arguments as they reached the zeta tube.
Robin could only let out a little groan before him and Batman turned their attention to see both Superman and Superboy approach the zeta tube.
"Come on, I don't see any problems on letting me come with you guys." Conner said as he tried to convince the man of steel to let him accompany him on this mission that he and Batman are about to depart on.
"I'm sorry Conner, as much as wouldn't mind letting you come with me but I'm afraid this is something that me and Batman must do ourselves." Superman said while placing a hand on Conner's shoulder with sympathetic eyes.
"fine then." Conner said in a low growl of annoyance.
"Well be back soon." Superman said as both he and Batman walked through the zeta tube.
"Recognize Superman 01, Recognize Batman 02" Computer announced as the two leaguers vanished from sight.
"Man this blows." Conner said to himself as he watched his 'father' leave him behind.
"Tell me about, they've been doing this for the past few years now and no one has any clue on where they head off too, well until today that is." Robin said with grin on his face.
"What do you mean?" Conner asked the boy wonder out of confusion.
"I've been trying to figure out where those two keep heading off too for the last few years and each one was a disaster, heavy on the dis, but not this time because I had the coordinates sought for the last place they were transported too." Robin explained with a great big smile on his face proud of his accomplishment.
"I don't see any harm with us going with them." Conner said with a shrug of his shoulders and followed Robin into the zeta tube.
"Recognize Robin B01, Recognize Superboy B04" The computer announced as it transported the two young heroes to a different location.
(Smallvile 8:15 pm)
"It sure was nice of Clark and friend to let their boys volunteer their time here at the bingo hall." Ma Kent said to husband who nodded his head in agreement.
"I-4." Robin said in a somewhat board tone of voice as he called out the letters and numbers while Superboy handed out the prizes.
Batman had figured out what Robin was doing a few days ago and changed the coordinates of the zeta tube to Smallvile and he convinced Clark to tell his parents that they should be on the lookout for two new volunteers for the weekly bingo game night.
(Mount Justice 8:25 pm five years later)
"I wish I could come with you guys." Tim said a little disappointed that he couldn't accompany his mentor.
"You know why you can't come with us." Batman asked the third Robin in front of him.
"Because this is something that only you and Superman have to do yourselves." Nightwing said as he approached the two of them.
"That's right, and hopefully you've learned your lesson about trying to follow me." Batman asked the former boy wonder as they both remembered all the times Dick tried following Batman and Superman over the years only to end up doing volunteer work for various groups.
"Don't worry I won't try to follow you this time." Nightwing said with his hands up in defense as Batman nodded his head.
"I'll be back soon." Batman said as he walked through the zeta tube.
"Recognize Batman 02" The computer announced as Batman departed from the cave.
"So Tim, want to see where him and Superman are heading?" Nightwing asked the current Robin with a cheeky smile on his face.
"I thought you said you weren't going to follow him?" Tim asked with a confused look on his face.
"I did, but didn't say I wasn't going to watch him via satellite though." He explained as he lead time to the computer room where Superboy was waiting for them.
"Superman has already left and it looks like Batman has done the same." Conner said as Nightwing walked over to the cave's computer.
"Good, then it shouldn't belong until we visual on where they're at right now." Nightwing said as he waited for the computer to show the three of them a clearer picture of Batman and Superman.
Soon the image was starting to get clearer to the three heroes and Nightwing was bubbling up with joy on the inside, he's waited ten years for this moment and now the day has finally come and it was time to see what this so called 'mission' was.
"We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I!"
All three of them were left in a cold silence and couldn't do nothing but stare at the screen with a surprised look on all of their faces. They remained like that for a few more moments until Tim decided to speak up.
"I think we just got Rick Rolled" Tim said as the other two nodded in agreement at the fact that once again Batman has figured out a way to prevent them from knowing about him and Superman's secret mission.
(Shawarma restaurant8:35 pm)
"Looks like the boys just discovered the little video you left for them." Superman said with a little smile on his face as he looked at Batman's hand held mini computer.
"Yes they did." Batman agreed as he put the computer away and ate some more of his Shawarma food.
"See what did I tell ya? Nothing says trolling like a good 'Rick Rolled'video." Tony Stark also known as Ironman said as he ate some more of his Shawarma.
That's right unbeknownst to everybody both Batman and Superman have been meeting up with the Avengers in a café for at least once a year. This year they were eating at a Shawarma restaurant enjoying a nice dinner.
"You guys think that kids will be able to handle things while you're away on another planet?" Clint Barton also known as Hawkeye asked the two of them.
"Nightwing and his team should have everything under control until we get back." Batman said as he took another bite out of his pita.
"Yeah unless he don't do something like have one or maybe two of his friends undercover while everybody else is in the blind about it." Tony said the Dark Knight.
"Or have one of them fake their death." Bruce Banner also known as the Hulk asked him from beside Captain America.
"Then one of his teammates attack his undercover agent in a bland rage for killing their friend even though it was they're not really dead just under a new identity at the moment, and that'll leave them short a person." Natasha Romanoff also known as the Black Widow asked while setting between Hawkeye and Batman.
"You know, pretty much stuff that you would do." Tony stated to Batman as ate some more of his wrap.
"Don't worry Nightwing isn't the type of person that would pull a stunt like that." Superman said defending the first Robin.
"True, so tell us you are you guys a little nervous about going to stand trail on the planet Rimbor?" Steve Rogers also known as Captain America asked the two heroes across from him.
"Don't worry, I can assure you that they will see us as unwitting victums of Vandle Savage's insane plan and we should be back in time to stop whatever invasion that might threaten the planet." Batman explained like it was no big deal.
"What makes you so certian that what you say is true?" Thor asked from the other end of the table.
"I mean after that rampage you guys went on when you were there, I mean let's face it you guys are pretty much screwed." Tony told them with a slight shrug of his shoulders.
"So tell us, what makes you so sure that everything will just trun out ok for you guys?" Natasha asked him with a Skeptical look on her face.
"You guys know you just pretty much walked right into this?" Superman asked the group of heroes knowing full well what was his friend was about to say next.
"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"
A/N: Well there you go guys and show of hands who here was surprised when I had the Avengers show up at the end?
Now I got the idea from the Superhero Cafe videos from off of Youtube, which part of a webseries called "How it Should have Ended" I thought about doing a story based on this but with Nightwing and Superboy in thier place and just talk about random things, but I'll worry about that later right now I just hope that you guys enjoyed the little one-shot and my first story for 2013.
Read and review and I will see you guys next time.
see ya.