A/N: hey people, this was just something I thought I would add, kinda of a little tid bit of fun.

And yeah I know that here Kel and Joren act a little OoC but hey I though it would be cute to see how I felt the others would react.

Disclaimer: I have to say thanx to no doubt for the song, underneath it all, and of course Tammy:) oh and the whole Cleon thing is kind of taken off of A knight's tale (the fight between Geoff and Watt).

Anyway thanx again to all my readers you all know who you are and it will be you that inspire me! Your all the best and feel free to write me with idea's you'd like to see (I don't know where or what I'm gonna do next.)

Much luv - Siren Porter

Underneath it all…. Chapter 23: the chapter that wasn't

There's times where I want someone more

Someone more like me

"Kel, What do you see in HIM? He's an ignoramus, a jerk and incomprehandable irritation…" Neal trailed off, listing many more things that Joren was. "Neal, it's…I can't really say, maybe that's why I like he, Gods know he isn't perfect, at least not personality wise…" Kel's thought's drifted over the body of Sir Joren of Stonemountain.

There's times when this dress rehearsal

Seems incomplete

"He just well…I don't know…I guess he's just…" she trailed off, thinking about it…some one I wish I could be…OK not the bad part, but he has so much confidence in every thing he does, and he never doubt's himself. To Neal, however, she said, "I just like him…do I need a reason?" all her other friends had made there way over. They where outside sitting on the fence post, watching Raoul and Buri duke it out. Joren was probably off making trouble, she shook her head at the thought. Cleon sat down, "My darling ray of light, how is it your affection can have fallen on one so unworthy?" she laughed and he continued. "What is it you have found in him that you do not see in any of us, or say…me?" She looked at him. "Joren is…" she didn't finish except in her thoughts, a mind reader, he sees past what everyone else sees, he sees the me I even hide from Neal… she looked up to see Joren out across the court yard, fighting with Raoul and Buri now.

But, you see the colours in me like no one else

And behind your dark glasses you're…

You're something else.

Joren shook his head at something Lord Raoul had said, and looked in her direction.

You're really lovely

Underneath it all

You want to love me

Underneath it all

I'm really lucky

Underneath it all

You're really lovely

Raoul was probably lecturing him on proper behaviour with a lady, and telling him (like all her friends had) that if he harmed her he would be killed.

You know some real bad tricks

And you need some discipline

A particular memory came to mind of a certain redheaded boy threatening Joren. ~ Cleon held his hands out in something of a clawed grip, "hurt her and there will be…pain…incredible…pain…lots of pain." His face flushed by the show of anger. Joren stood calmly, hands folded against his chest. "Breathe Cleon, I have no intention of harming Kel, you on the other hand…" ~ it had trailed off as they got into a wrestling match.

But, lately you've been trying real hard

And giving me your best

She laughed as she watched Joren walk over to her, scowling about his latest lecture. He reached her and, trying to avoid her friends slipped an arm around her waist. He leaned over and whispered in her ear, "I think I got lectured less when I was beating you up…I think I've officially had everyone stop me and say that if you so much as showed a sign of unhappiness they would thrash me." Kel liked being close to him, it was, well, nice.

And you give me the most gorgeous sleep

That I've ever had

And when it's really bad

I guess it's not that bad

She looked up at him and smiled, "well at least I know you'll be a good boy when my friends are around." He scowled and whispered back, "there's no accounting for when we're alone though…" he laughed and she raised an eyebrow in question, but could easily guess what he meant.

You're really lovely

Underneath it all

You want to love me

Underneath it all

I'm really lucky

Underneath it all

You're really lovely

She jumped off the fence and took up her sword, "come on, let's practice." He smiled a wicked smile, "practice?" he laughed again, but walked over and took out his sword and faced her. They began by circling each other and took turns lunging.

So many moons that we have seen

Stumbling back next to me

I've seen right through and underneath

And you make me better

I've seen right through and underneath

And you make me better

Better…better…

They came up really close and Joren knocked her sword right out of her hand. Then in the same motion caught her hands in his tripped her, pinning her to the ground in a swift and simple movement.

You are my real Prince Charmin'

Like the heat from the fire

You were always burnin'

And each time you're around

My body keeps stalin'

For your touch

Your kisses and your sweet romancin'

There' an underside to you

That so many adore

Aside from your temper

Everything else secure

You're good for me, baby

Oh that, I'm sure

Over and over again

I want more.

Kel laughed and tried in vain to dislodge him form his place atop her. She looked up at him, "Why do you like me Joren?" he raised an eyebrow, and with a smirk said, "isn't it obvious? You're the only girl I haven't dated…" Kel scowled and laughed then tried once again in vain to attack him. He laughed.

You've used up all your coupons

And all you've got left is me

And somehow I'm full of forgiveness

I guess it's meant to be

He released her and stood up, holding out a hand to help her up, he turned to her, "I'd better be careful, it looks like Cleon and Neal are ready to pounce me already…" Kel smiled and took his hand. He pulled her up and they began to walk back over to her friends, as he stayed strategically behind her, for protection…

You're really lovely

Underneath it all

You want to love me

Underneath it all

I'm really lucky

Underneath it all

You're really lovely

They got within arms reach and he smiled at her, his I'm-about-to-be-bad smile, "hey Cleon, your face is starting to match your hair, are you ok?" At that Cleon lunged for him and Kel had to hold him back while trying to scowled Joren, but she really couldn't find it in her heart to scowled him, gods even Neal was laughing…maybe they'll get used to him…maybe.

You're really lovely

Underneath it all

You want to love me

Underneath it all

I'm really lucky

Underneath it all

You're really lovely