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on survival in the wilderness videos, which posed the question- If you were in the wilderness, what would you do to survive?
Nnnoitora Jiruga: I'd eat Tesla, and use his flesh as a coat
Tesla: WHAT? LORD NNOITORA, WHY?
Nnoitora Jiruga: QUIET, TESLA! YOU SHOULD CONSIDER IT A COMPLIMENT! NOT JUST ANYBODY GETS MADE INTO A COAT, YA KNOW?
Soi Fon: Kill Ohmaeda. If I rationed him, I could survive for a full month.
Marechiyo Ohmaeda: CAPTAIN, DON'T SAY THAT! THAT'S CRUEL! you wouldn't actually do that...would you?
Franceska Mila-Rose: We would cut our arms off and give them to master Hallibel, of course.
Emilou Apache: That way she wouldn't starve
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: Damn that's nasty
Cyan Sung-sung: Well what kind of bright idea do you have in mind?
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: that's easy. if i were with Ichigo, i'd use his body as a raft and follow the river to civilization
Ichigo Kurosaki: THE HELL YOU WOULD! YOU EXPECT ME TO JUST LIE DOWN AND DIE?
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: Of course not. i'd kill you first and use your spleen as an oar
Ichigo Kurosaki: yeah?! Well i'd use Zangetsu to cut you into kitty-steak cutlets!
Kenpachi Zaraki: While we're on the subject of Ichigo...i'd fight him to the death!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Wh-what?
Nnoitora Jiruga: How does that help you to survive?
Kenpachi Zaraki: it doesn't, but i would do it anyway! then me and Yachiru would find our way out
Yachiru Kusajishi: you said it kenny! you know you're sense of direction sucks
Kenpachi Zaraki: Yeah, yeah...
Lilinette Gingerback: Starrk would never survive in the wilderness. he'd die in 15 minutes. probably get mauled to death by wild animals...
Shunsui Kyoraku: i'd live off the land. There are plenty of wild berries and herbs you can eat
Nanao Ise: Knowing you, you'd probably come across something poisonous and get yourself killed...
Shunsui Kyoraku: Hmm...you're probably right. But you would keep me warm wouldn't you, Nanao? We could cuddle under the stars!
Nanao Ise: *signs off to go hit Shunsui with a book*
Gin Ichimaru: I'd use Shinso to hunt :)
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: And impale furry little woodland creatures?
Rukia Kuchiki: NOOO! CHAPPY!
Nnoitora Jiruga: That'd be a bloody mess
Isshin Kurosaki: I happen to be an expert outdoorsman!
Karin Kurosaki: you wouldn't last a day
Yuzu Kurosaki: Yeah dad, the last time we camped out you became hysterical because a squirrel ran off with your beef jerky
Karin Kurosaki: And you got eaten up by mosquitos because you forgot to put on bug spray
Ichigo Kurosaki: You insisted on "sleeping under the stars" and it rained. All our food got soggy
Isshin Kurosaki: Beginner's mistake! ;)
Kukaku Shiba: I'd force Ganju to hunt for me
Ganju Shiba: Sis, no!
Kukaku Shiba: Shut it! You need to toughen up! A day in the wilderness should whip you into shape just fine
Ichigo Kurosaki: seems a little extreme... 0_0'
Kukaku Shiba: Do you have a problem?
Ichigo Kurosaki: No, ma'am!
Shunsui Kyoraku: Old man Yama would probably make a giant bonfire so help would come to him
Jushiro Ukitake: heh. yes, he probably would
Kiyone Kotetsu: We'd hunt for you captain!
Sentaro Kotsubaki: Yeah, you wouldn't have to worry about a thing, captain!
Jushiro Ukitake: That's good to know, you two :)
Tetsuzeamon Iba: My captain would be right at home in the wilderness.
Keigo Asano: I went camping once...It was aweful. I got the runs because I ate the wrong kind of wild berry...Then I wiped with the wrong leaf.
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: holy hell
Keigo Asano: It took weeks for the rash to fade...AND IT ITCHED SO BAD! WAAAAAH!
Nanao Ise: Let this be a lesson to you all. Stay out of the woods
Renji Abarai: well Ichigo doesn't have to worry about all that. he could use that bright orange hair of his to hail a passing plane. It's impossible to miss
Ichigo Kurosaki: You're one to talk
Byakuya Kuchiki: I would use my connections to establish a settlement and irrigate water.
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: This is the wilderness we're talking about. you're lost
Byakuya Kuchiki: I don't get lost.
Ichigo Kurosaki: ...Okay... -.-'
Rangiku Matsumoto: Are you kidding me? Without a hair dryer? No way would i get stuck in the middle of nowhere!
Hanataro Yamada: I'd probably get eaten by a bear...*le sigh*
Ichigo Kurosaki: 0.0'
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: I'm gone. This is getting weak *signs off*
Sosuke Aizen: It's simple really. My power transcends all. I wouldn't find myself in such a situation.
Nnoitora Jiruga: yeah whatever. *signs off*