Argh, sorry for the late update! I had a really busy week so…


Chapter 6

The Shinsegumi and the Mimawarigumi Are Both a Disaster

"E…Eto!" Yamazaki called a group of Shinsegumi guys while looking hesitated and frightened. The group noticed his call and turned their heads to his direction with a face of 'what do you want you bastard?'

"If…Okita-taichou and Kagu-taichou were in a… r-r-romantic relationship…you w-will accept it?" Yamazaki said and the group couldn't see any problem with it "What's the problem with it? And it's Kagura and not Kagu anymore" one of the groups said and everyone else nodded "Yeah that's right, now when we discovered that Kagu is actually Kagura is a girl, I think they could be a good couple because you can't find any woman that is similar to Okita-taichou" someone else from the group said and everyone again nodded

"WAIT" Yamazaki interrupted "SINCE WHEN KAGU-TAICHOU IS A GIRL?!"


Kagura and Sougo were walking back from patrolling, and most of the Shinsegumi guys looked at Kagura quiet strangely as they didn't see a girl in their lives. Since the Shinsegumi discovered that she is a girl, some of the guys asked her out but she answered with a tomboyish answer and a disgusted face, scaring all the boys away. When she told Sougo about this, he just said to her that she is a forever alone and smirked. Well it's not like she expected any other response…isn't she?

"Okita-taichou! Kagura-taichou! The Mimawarigumi suddenly came!" someone from the Shinsegumi ran towards them, with a frightened look "Kondo-taichou didn't say anything about it!" he added

Kagura and Sougo turned their heads to the entrance and saw the Mimawarigumi coming in, without any early notice

"So this is the famous Mimawarigumi…" Kagura muttered to herself

"Mimawarigumi, nice to see you're here but…what's exactly is your business here?" A familiar gorilla voice was coming. Kondo with Hijikata following him were walking towards Sougo and Kagura

"Can't we just pay a little visit to our beloved Shinsegumi?" Sasaki said, and most of the people around didn't know if to take it as sarcasm or not

Kagura observed the people who were in the Mimawarigumi, noticing a girl with a blue hair and deadpan face exactly like…Sougo…Then she remembered Hijikata saying something about a Mimawarigumi girl, and that's probably her because there is no other girl there besides her

"Well that's a familiar face I didn't want to see" Sougo drew his Katana and pointed at that girl, and so she did "Don't worry. I didn't want to see you either" she said

"Eh? You know each other?" Kagura asked Sougo who glared at that girl "Unfortunately, yes" he said

"And that's a new face I didn't see" That girl said and pointed her katana at Kagura "Imai Nobume. You?"

"Kagura, just Kagura"

"You have any doughnuts?"

The confused Kagura raised an eyebrow. Why donuts?

"Not really…"

"That's a shame" the blue haired girl Nobume said and lowered her katana, placing it back and so is Sougo. Meanwhile Kagura just came into a conclusion that from the time she got to know Nobume… she sure is weird.

"Why won't we do like an introduction game between the Shinsegumi and Mimawarigumi for Kagura-san?" Kondo bluntly said, and everyone turned pale "Are you out of your mind?!" Hijikata raised his voice. He really didn't like the Mimawarigumi

"Okay" Sasaki said, and everyone who turned pale looked at him with a strange face. How the heck did he agree? Seriously, this is just going to be awkward


Kondo sweat dropped. It was him, Hijikata, Kagura, Sougo, Sasaki and Nobume in one room and awkward silence filled up the room. Hijikata was definitely angry, Kondo was hesitant, Sasaki was busy with his phone and all the others were deadpanned faces

"W-Well…Let's start with everybody saying something that he likes…" Kondo said, not sure where is this going to

"SUKONBU!" Kagura shouted with a microphone that she just took out from nowhere

"A microphone?! Where the hell did you took it out?!" Hijikata screamed, probably still angry from before

"PON DE RING!" Nobume took out a microphone too and said

"Another microphone?!"

"HIJIKATA DIE!" Sougo joined the microphone circle

"You die! Wait it's more a hope or wish than something you like!"

"OTAE-SAN!" And even Kondo decided to join them

"Not you too Kondo-san!"

Meanwhile Sasaki was busy on his cellphone, and an E-mail sound was coming from Hijikata's cellphone. He took out his cellphone to check it and it apparently was from Sasaki

Something I Like: Texting

"The hell is that?! And how do you know my address anyway?!"

And another E-mail sound was coming from Hijikata's cellphone. He checked it out only to see another text from Sasaki

It's a Secret

"I really want to beat you up right now"

"Ne ne Toushi, this is just for fun! Don't get angry" Kondo tried to calm down Hijikata

"It's already too late you know…" Hijikata glanced at Kondo, and then at the deadpanned Sougo couldn't understand how he can be so calm in a situation like this

"Well, I'm taking a break. And by that I mean that I won't come back" he said and went out of the room, slamming the door.

"Even though he is annoying mayo freak…shouldn't we go after him?" Kagura asked quietly Sougo who was sitting beside her

"Leave him alone. Hopefully one of my servants will kill him"

"Servants…?" Kagura looked strangely at Sougo

"People who own me kind of things"

"You are disgusting" Kagura said and turned her head towards Nobume who was apparently biting Sasaki's hand

"Nobume-san, you ate the doughnut, so why to bite my hand now?"

"One doughnut isn't enough"

Sasaki took out from his pocket another doughnut and Nobume took it and stopped biting Sasaki's hand. Although deadpanned as always, she must be happy inside.

"Well then, I'm going before I'll kill that person" Sougo said and pointed at Nobume, and then he was on his way out of the room, but before he could escape Kagura caught his leg

"Oi you bastard! Are you leaving me alone with those guys?!"

"Kondo-san is here, you are not alone"

"He doesn't count!"

Sougo lifted the leg that Kagura captured and threw her to the other side of the room "Too bad for you" he said and finally went out of the room

Kagura was sitting there, probably harmed by the hit of the wall "Bastard…"

Nobume came closer to Kagura and handed her a doughnut "Want some?"

"Well why not?" Kagura said and brought her hand to the doughnut but Nobume already ate it "Sorry. I had an urge to eat it"

"I would punch you now for this but that idiot threw me too hard it hurts" she said and formed a punch with her hand, probably for Sougo who was walking in the corridor smirking


Kagura was back from the bath to her room and saw Sougo organizing another futon as far as he can place it from her futon.

"What are you doing in my room?" she said and crossed her hands

"Putting a futon. Can't you see?"

"And why are you putting another futon in my room?"

Sougo glanced at Kagura like she is a total airhead "Mimawarigumi guys invaded my room so I'm going to sleep at yours"

"Find another place, there is no fucking way I'm letting you sleep here. You might to things to me while I'll sleep!"

"If I really wanted to do those things, I would in any other day just sneak out of my room to yours and do it. You don't need to be a genius to figure it out"

She was defeated. Even though it was only a verbal fight, she couldn't answer to Sougo "Fine…But don't even get close to me you disgusting sadist"

"It's not like I want to get close to you" he said and finished to organize his futon and went to bath. Kagura went to her futon and went to sleep frightened

What if he lied to me? What if he will do something nasty on me while I sleeping? Or even worse…What if he will draw on my face with a marker?!

Sougo came back from bath saw her sleeping and grinned. He pulled out a marker and was ready to draw many things on her face "So naïve, how can you fall asleep when you sleeping with a sadist in the same room?" he said to himself and got on top of Kagura. He already ran on his mind many ideas to draw on her face, but in the end he decided to just write in the end 'Sougo is the king' 'I'm an idiot' 'Hijikata die'. He pulled out the cover of the marker and was ready to do it

"…Sadist…"

He smirked "Dreaming about me china? Oh I knew you always loved me inside" he said quietly so she won't wake up

"…Sougo…"

Sougo widened up his eyes from the shock, not understanding what is going on with him. He closed the marker, putting it on the floor and getting up of Kagura. He scratched his head, muttering something like 'Nothing is wrong with me' and went to sleep. Meanwhile Kagura opened her eyes and grinned "Ha sadist, you such a naïve. I can't believe you actually thought I fell asleep" she said to herself, still grinning for her victory