Okay, so this is my attempt to write a fanfic that has humor in its genre. IF IT IS NOT FUNNY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I'm not really into this humor thing but I am giving it a shot.

DISCLAIMER: GAKUEN ALICE IS NOT MINE.

Chapter 1

"Okay class I want you to group yourselves into two. And as a pair, I want all of you to create something unique that is made by combining your Alices. But remember that it must not cause harm to others especially to those students who does not belong to this class. This will serve as your project for this semester. You only have three days to do that." Misaki-sensei announced during his lecture in Technical Ability Class.

Soon enough, the technical students paired themselves and Nonoko found her way to Hotaru's usual spot "Ano…Hotaru-chan, do you want to pair up with me?"

Hotaru stares at her blue haired friend "Aren't you going to pair with Anna?"

Nonoko just shook her head "I already talked to her and I said that I want to be paired up with you just this once. You see, I am wondering what would be the outcome if our Alices were combined. But if you already have a partner then-"

"Okay, let's do it" the Ice Queen of the Technical Ability replied.

The next day, during Math class…

"Okay class I want you to go to your respective partners and solve the equations that was written on the board" Jinno announced.

The whole class groaned but since it is their demonic math teacher Jin-Jin, they have no choice but to obey. Everyone stood up and went to their respective partners but a certain nullifier was reluctant to go at the back of the class but having no other choice, she sat next to the person she loathes the most- her partner.

"Geez, why does it need to be like this? I want this class to end!" Mikan hissed under her breath.

"Are you saying something polka dots?" the fire caster said while reading his manga.

"N-nothing, anyways let's do this work that Jin-Jin assigned to us" Mikan replied.

"Do it yourself. I'm busy" Natsume nonchalantly replied back

"Mou…you know I suck at math and just to inform you, this is a group work. As partners, both of us should work for it!"

"You suck at everything polka dots. I can't even count on my hands how many times you fail in exams. I don't want to answer those stupid equations. You do it yourself"

Mikan glared at Natsume "Fine. I'll answer it myself but don't blame me if we fail!"

"Hn" was just his blunt reply.

Soon enough, Mikan found herself answering simple equations but to her it was hell.

1.) y= 5x+4 where x= 3

2.) y= 2x+2 where x=5

3.) y=x+5 where x=2

"Damn this brain! I can't even solve an equation such as this! And my partner isn't even helping me!" Mikan protested on her thoughts. But since she has no choice, she answers the equations even though it is killing her brain cells.

"Time is up. Pass your work" Jinno announced.

"I'm doomed." Mikan thought. Nevertheless, she still pass her work- yes, she claims it as hers since her partner is not even helping her.

"So, how was it?" Natsume asked the brunette.

"None of your business" Mikan blurted.

"Don't you dare fail that stupid work you understand?" he threatened.

"I'm going back to my seat. Thanks a lot for your help!" Mikan sarcastically retorted back.

Minutes passed…

"I am done checking your group activities and unfortunately, 2 pairs got the lowest scores." Jinno sternly said.

The whole class gulped upon hearing Jinno's announcement.

"The two pairs who got the lowest scores are…" Jinno looked at the paper in his hands then at the students and he continued "Kitsuneme- Mochu pair and Hyuuga-Sakura pair"

The whole class groaned upon hearing the name of Hyuuga and Sakura.

"What? They got the lowest scores? How could this be?" a student muttered.

"I know that Mikan is an idiot but Natsume-kun is a genius! How could this happen!" another student said.

Mikan just covered her face with her hands and muttered "Now I am really doomed."

Natsume just gritted his teeth for a few seconds and he resumed reading his manga, completely ignoring the whispers of his classmates.

At last, classes are finally over. Mikan lunged at her best friend but only to be greeted by Hotaru's new and improved Baka Gun v.3.2. Mikan patted her head "That hurts you know!"

"I don't know if that hurts because it is only used to idiots and I don't fall to that category so that weapon can't be used against me" Hotaru bluntly replied.

"Fine. Fine" Mikan replied. "Anyways, do you have some things to do? Let's go to Central Town! I'm craving for Howalons you know"

"I'm busy." Hotaru replied back expressionlessly and then she stood up and left the room.

Mikan sighed "No one wants to hang out with me eh? Then I guess I have no choice but to head back to the dorm"

Mikan turned on her heels and left the classroom only to be greeted by the raven haired lad on the front door "Oi Polka, let's talk"

"We've got nothing to talk about you know"

"There is. Come with me" Natsume said, rather commanded.

The two continued walking side by side until they reach the Sakura Tree. Natsume took his manga and sat on the ground. Mikan just stood there speechless. "If you will just sit there and read your beloved manga then we doesn't have anything to talk about. You know what, I'll go now" she said.

"So you really did fail on that activity huh? You really are an idiot polka dots" Natsume replied back while still reading his manga.

"Well I am sorry for being an idiot, Mr. Genius-with-no-manners! You should be the one to blame, not me! You know that I suck at doing those stuffs and yet you chose to read that stupid book instead of helping me!"

"But it is not my fault that your brain is useless. Why don't you go to that best friend of yours and ask her to invent some artificial genius brain for you to use?"

"Don't involve Hotaru in this. So, you only called for me so that you can mock me on what I did?"

"Yes." Natsume bluntly replied.

"You're so full of yourself Natsume. Why don't you change that stinky attitude of yours huh?" Mikan retorted.

"I'll change my attitude if you surpass my grades on the coming exams"

Mikan's eyes widened "You know it is impossible"

"But what you are asking is also impossible. Keep that in your tiny little brain."

A vein popped on Mikan's head and without any second thoughts, she walked straight at Natsume and took the manga away from him.

"Give me that, you idiotic girl!"

"No. I won't give it to you unless you apologize to me" Mikan said.

"Why should I apologize to you? To tell you a fact, you should be the one to apologize to me because of what you did, now I am the topic of the gossip here because it is the first time that I've got a low score"

"I don't want to argue with you anymore. You know what, I wish that all those things that you did to me would backfire to you." And with that, Mikan left bringing Natsume's manga with her.

Unbeknownst to them, a certain inventor was watching the whole scene. After Mikan left the Sakura tree, she quickly tapped her phone and called her blue haired friend "Hello Nonoko come to my lab right now. I have a brilliant idea in regards to our project. I will make a certain idiot's wish come true."

End of Chapter 1. Well, I'm just planning to make it a short story with 2-4 chapters I guess. Spare me for any grammatical errors... R&R