Kon glared at the sign which showed that it was Ishida's. He was seen in a princess-like dress, but looking at his furious face, one wouldn't say he was okay with it. "That four-eyed bastard…He ruins my beautiful shape under the name of repairing every time! However, today, I will show him who is strong. Here I come, as the king of yours!" He took a few steps back, and then stroke at the door with a kick. The door opened wide. "Whoa? I'd never expect that nerdy to be so careless."

"Please stop, Ishida-kun!" screamed Orihime in agony.
"O-Orihime? Orihime here? My princess…Wait!"
Covered by pure worry, Kon ran to Uryuu's room and waited for a while to hear the rest of the conversation.
"Hold on, Inoue-san, I promise I will do it quickly."
"But it's not entering my hole! You're going to tear it and make it bleed!"
"Such a thing isn't going to happen. I gotta use some cream."
"Let's give up, Ishida-kun. It's way too big for me."
"Give me one last try, Inoue. I'll make sure it won't hurt this time."
"Ah, we have to do it, right? This is what happens when I don't do it for a long time. Ouch, Ishida-kun, are you sure it won't –OUCH!"

Kon blushed from the toes to the head and kicked in with an unprecedented expression on his face. He had closed his eyes with his plush hands."Cut it now, you bloody pervert! Don't you touch my precious one! Erm…I'll count to three and then open my eyes. I'm going to protect my princess from the likes of you, no matter what it takes!"

There Kon was expecting a response. Although he felt something strange in the air, he was determined to keep his word. He gulped once and began to count: "One…Two…Two point five…Three!"

After taking a deep breath, he opened his eyes.

Uryuu and Orihime were standing still right in front of him. They were both frozen; Uryuu was holding a single strawberry-shaped earring to Orihime's ear and Orihime was like she hadn't understood anything, but Uryuu's eyes were blazing with murderous intent.

Orihime broke the silence: "Uh, hello, Kon!" She waved her left hand with a pretty smile. Uryuu wasn't calm like her, he was obviously trying to control his anger because he wasn't willing to be violent around a kind-hearted girl like her. He held Kon and raised him close to his face. "Kon, what are you doing here?"
"I…um…I…I was here to…Hey, look at the hell you've made on me! Now you're undoing these stupid stitches or else…"
"Or else?" Uryuu asked mockingly.
"Or else I will tell everybody that you love Orihime!" said Kon and immediately made his way out. That moment it was impossible to tell if Uryuu was red because of anger or embarassment. "What did you say?!" he shouted behind Kon.
Orihime turned to him. "Is it true, Ishida-kun!"
"No, of course not! I'll only…only kill you, Kon!" Uryuu started to chase him without caring about anything else.
Orihime simply stood there with the other earring in hand.