Aah... so long since I've done one of these. I, InsanelyWitchyMarauderette, present to you: 50 WAYS TO ANNOY DRACO MALFOY

For once in my life, I didn't need the master password to the other common rooms. I consulted the clipboard once again. My best handwriting for the heading. Neat, straight columns for the names and check marks. I slipped the quill into the holder in the clipboard and tapped Daphne Greengrass on the shoulder.

She turned from her little posse to look at me, "What?", I handed her the clipboard, "Pass this around"

She didn't need telling twice. By the time it had reached half of the Common Room, I remembered that I had to make sure it didn't reach Malfoy.

Much running around and interrogating led me to my clipboard. One thought consoled me. He wouldn't know that it was my clipboard anyway. I stopped in my tracks. The familiar wooden clipboard was passed directly to Malfoy.

Oh well, I plopped into my chair and shrugged. There was nothing to be done. Might as well enjoy the chaos. A second later, my very own clipboard was hurtling towards my head.

"I don't get my hair done at my mother's hairdresser, nor do I have my own personal one! This vote is bloody stupid! Bring back that clipboard and let's see whose it was!", Malfoy summoned it back just before it knocked my noggin out. Just a split second too late, I remembered the small print. Property of Alice.

"ALICE!"

"Will your father hear about this?", I yelled back with a grin as I aparated away.

Exact details: The poll had two choices; Draco gets his hair done with his mom's hairdresser, or he has his own. The second choice had one vote more than the other.