Hello guys. It's me last fanfic was extremely stupid. So now im'a make it serious. Alright. Let's do this.

It was a cold,winter day in the land of ooo. Apparently a bit too cold. The cold dropped down to negative degrees. In such cases, most normal people would be in their homes,wearing big winter coats, sippin a nice cup of joe, watchin TV or reading a book. But in midst of the blizzard, two dudes were out in the cold, running towards the candy kingdom.

These dudes were, of course, Finn and jake. They were running to the candy kingdom simply because of one thing: the ice king. The pervert off stealing princesses once again. I guess all of y'all know what princess he's stealing right now.

So Finn and jake were finally in the candy kingdom. "dude, it's freezing out here!" jake says. "no shit" Finn replies.

Hey go to PB's room when suddenly, they spotted the ice king, sitting outside of the door to the princesses' room.

"oh. Hey Finn. Hi jake" ice king states.

Finn immediately pounces on him, brings out his demon blood sword and slices his left arm off.

Ice king howls,more accurately, squeals in pain.

"WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT WAS THAT FOR YOU CRAZED BASTARD!?"

Ice king yells, holding his wound, bluish red blood spewing out.

"just curious why you aren't in there capturing Peebles." Finn says while playing with his sword. "dude answer his question before he slices off your other arm" jake says.

"oh! Right." ice king says, forgetting about the missing arm. " well, you see, I did barge in there in the princesses room and what I saw was,well, a bit...well let's just say that I shouldn't have seen what I just saw a while ago. I liked it but I think the ladies didn't."

Finn nodded, confused. Then he noticed something. The ice king said...

LADIES?

"whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Ice king. What do you mean by LADIES?"

Finn asks.

"well... You know Finn. Lesbo sex... Clothes everywhere... The princess with That vampire and that fire princess... Having the best lesbo threesome ever..."

Ice king says.

Finn has that blank expression on his face. "oooooooh..." jake says.

"Yeah kind of surprising" ice king says while getting up from his pool of blood.

"oooookkkkaaaayyyy" Finn says.

"hey Finn could you heal me up here?" ice king says. Jake uses his stretchy powers to get the cyclops eye from the treehouse and brings it back inside the candy kingdom. He heals up ice king and puts the cyclops eye back in the treehouse. "THANK you" ice king says. "right. So Finn now wha-"

Finn suddenly kicks down the princesses door and barges inside. Ice king and jake follow him in.

What they see is either horrifying or interesting. Maybe both. Ther are clothes strewn everywhere. Finn noticed a few garments of clothing he knew. PB's pink bra over there, Marceline's

Red boots over there and FP's flaming dress at one side. All three of them are on the king sized bed, having the fun of their lives. Lots of hornyness, lots of porny stuff, lots of suction (if you know what I mean), lots of moaning, lots of screaming, lots of other porny stuff. They don't realize Finn is just there, watching with growing pleasure and excitement. His boner was on full stretch. He was just there. Watching. His three favorite ladies having sex right there. Lesbo sex, sure. But it was still a sight of pure awesomeness for Finn. He leaned on a wall and watched.

That was until PB saw him. Her look said everything. The extreme surprise, worry, sadness, etc.

She told Marceline to stop grinding on her and look at the door. FP did the same. So now all three of the ladies were all gapping at Finn.

Finn was actually smirking. He somewhat enjoyed all this stuff (BTW, he's 18 in this fanfic)

He urged them on, saying stuff like "go on" or "continue this great live movie." ice king was staring and jake was holding up a video camera. The ladies were dumb-founded.

Finn finally had had enough and, still smirking, turned around and walked off. "we will be back another time."he says while gearing up to go. Finn grabs ice king and jake who is still videoing.

Minutes later, the three dudes are back in the tree fort house thing. "man, what was that I just saw awhile ago?"

Finn asks jake. "dude, it's called live porn". ice king appears and says "what? No it's not! It's just a whorehouse! "

Finn laughs. "man that was kinda cool."

"yeah. And I got it on video." jake says while holdin up the video cam.

Meanwhile in the candy kingdom in PB's room...

"We. Are. Screwed" flame process says, dressing up to leave. "yea. Ummm... I gotta go." the vampire queen says. Both ladies leave. "great. What will happen now?" says a naked grief striken bubblegum princess.

So that folks is chapter 1. BTW, can someone please tell me how to make another chapter?thanks