This is the very first fanfiction I have ever written and I will try and please you all. I have written some stuff before, but it has been entirely my own ideas. Original characters, places, and personalities. Please be kind when you are reviewing. I will not accept any kind of criticism that is not constructive. Your responses will decide whether I want to continue this story or end it right here. Keep in mind this is a fanfiction and characters will deviate from their original personalities. I am not going to include some, or if I decide, all of the stuff people usually include like Gaara being captured by Akatsuki and whatnot. I find it overdone and would like to see people come up with more original ideas than just changing some details in an already outlined plot. For those who do write stories using these plots or read and like stuff using these plots, it's not an insult, just a preference. I also do not plan on using any stuff from the filler episodes since I cannot remember any details involving them, nor do I wish to watch them.

I do not own Naruto.

Why is it that love is impossible to explain? Anger we can do. Happiness, jealousy, pride. All of that we can explain because we knew where that emotion came from and how it spawned. Not love though. One person might disgust us while another person who looks, acts, and talks the same way brings the feeling of butterflies to our stomach. Love just seems to be one of the greatest mysteries of our world. But, what seems to be the most confusing part about love, is that when it finally comes to us, or finally leaves us, we don't know how we could have ever felt any other way, about any person or thing before.

((Break))

Naruto, after 3 years of training and 3 years of preparing to fight both the Akatsuki and Sasuke, found himself back at the great gates of Konoha. It was actually a very surreal moment. While feeling like he'd never left, he felt at the same time as if he was laying eyes on something for the first time.

"Well Gaki, how does it feel to finally be back?" Naruto glanced over his shoulder to find his sensei, friend, and father figure, Jiraiya, walking up behind him. He gave his trademark foxy grin and reached back to scratch his head.

"It's hard to explain really. I'm excited because I'll be able to see Sakura, Shikamaru, and all the rest of my friends again, but…" Jiraiya looked over to see him with downcast eyes and an almost contemplative expression on his face.

"What is it?"

Naruto looked up and said, "I'm a little nervous. Three years is a long time to be gone. I'm just afraid things might have changed." He was surprised when he looked to see Jiraiya bent over laughing like an idiot.

"Oh you idiot, you've taken on people ten times stronger than you, faced the toughest interrogator there is without batting an eye, and can fire off S-class jutsus like it's nothing, but when it comes to these people who you've known for so long, you are terrified that they might have changed a bit? That's rich." Naruto felt himself getting a little annoyed at this until finally he decked Jiraiya in the back of the head.

"THE HELL YOU DAMN IDIOT! What was that for?"

"For laughing at me. And, if you don't want me to tell Tsunade what you did at that hot spring, then I suggest you stop laughing." The color completely drained from Jiraiya's face on hearing this.

"You wouldn't." A devious smile spreads across Naruto's face as he replies,

"Wanna bet?"

You see, a year back, Jiraiya and Naruto had found themselves at a co-ed hot spring resort. While there Jiraiya had found a woman who he thought was asleep, but actually just had her eyes closed for a bit. Thinking he wouldn't get in trouble, he started groping her and was promptly beat up.

Jiraiya's expression calms down as he sighs. "Fine, but I swear if you tell her then I won't teach you another jutsu for a month."

"Alright, now can we please get moving? I want to report back to Baa-chan so I can go and see Sakura."

The old sage chuckled a little and replied, "Yeah, come on. I promised Tsunade that we'd be back today. We don't want her angry at us now do we?"

The process of putting one foot in front of the other was repeated only a couple times before they made it to the check-in desk next to the gates and then onward towards the Hokage's office. As they moved closer and closer to the Hokage Tower, there seemed to be a bit more of a bounce in Naruto's step. Jiraiya was the only person that knew the reason for this.

Many believed that when it came to Naruto, he loved Sakura. And they'd be right. But, he no longer loved her like he did years before. She was more like a sister to him. He wasn't stupid. He knew that he would never be able to truly get her to love him the way he would have wanted. He did, however, love another. Her strength had brought him pride. Her toughness had given him his strength. Her sternness had taught him control. But, above all else, her passion, the few times she would let down her guard and show her soft side, her unwavering desire to help those in pain, had given him reason to love. She was strong. She was tough. She was stern. She was loving. She was…

"BAA-CHAN! WE'RE BACK!" Naruto shouted as he busted through the doors to the Hokage's office, only to nearly dodge being hit by a paperweight being thrown at him by the strongest woman in all the elemental countries.

"DAMNIT, NARUTO! Didn't I tell you to never call me that?!" She stared him down for a few moments before her expression soften and a smile broke out across her face. "It's good to see you again, Naruto. How was the training trip?" From that one simple expression and those few simple words, Naruto had gained an almost unnoticeable blush on his cheeks.

"It was great! I've learned so many jutsus and so many techniques that after you see them, I wouldn't be surprised if you made me the Hokage right there."

She only chuckled a little. "Yeah, yeah, ok, Naruto. I actually would like to test how strong you have gotten, but first you need to get a physical exam to make sure you didn't contract any kind of diseases that might be contagious while you were traveling."

"Oh COME ON! You can see I look healthy! Can't we just say I'm fine and skip it?" Tsunade's only response was to quickly shoot him a bone chilling look that promised untold pain if he were to keep arguing with her about this. Naruto's eyes widened and he started sweating when he noticed it.

"Actually, now that you mention it, it's always possible that I could have gotten something. Why don't we check?" Tsunade grinned at this before responding with, "Good. Be at the hospital in two hours for your examination."

Two and a half hours later Naruto found himself sitting on one of the padded tables in a gown thinking about what happened after leaving the tower while waiting for the doctor to come. He'd seen Sakura again only to be hit; he saw Kiba, Ino, Chouji, and Shino. The most interesting encounter was with Hinata, though

(FLASHBACK)

After seeing Shino and Kiba, he heard a small scream of surprise. Turning around, he managed to catch a glimpse of some dark blue hair disappearing around a fence.

"Hey Kiba, it's been really great getting to see you guys again, but I need to go check something out."

Shino only walked away while muttering something about Naruto forgetting him, while Kiba said, "Alright, Dude. I'll see you later then."

Turning on his heels, Naruto made his way over to the wooden fence and peaked around it. "Hey! I thought that was you, Hinata. How have you been?" He had barely gotten that out before Hinata had fainted right into his arms.

"Hinata? Hinata! Oh god oh god oh god. What should I do? I didn't even touch her, but no one would believe that." He started panicking more and more until he managed to come full circle and let out a sigh.

"Damn it. Why is it that she always faints around me? Well, the least I can do is bring her back to the Hyuuga compound."

He was about to pick her up when he really looked over her. "Wow, Hinata has really grown since I last saw her. She's gotten really pretty. Wait! What am I saying? This is Hinata. But, she really does have a nice body and some niceNO! Stupid, Naruto, quit thinking like a pervert. I better get her back home before I start thinking more things like this."

He quickly picked her up and started making his way towards the compound, all while trying to get his mind off Hinata's beautiful body. Upon arriving, he was greeted by one of the guards at the gate. After looking to see Hinata in Naruto's arms, the guard quickly went inside one of the buildings. One of the other guards told Naruto to wait where he was while the other notified the clan leader. A few minutes later, Hiashi Hyuuga stepped and motioned for Naruto to follow him inside.

They wound through the buildings before they came to a small room, which Naruto guessed was Hinata's.

"Set her on the bed and then join me outside." After complying with the order, Naruto found himself outside standing in front of Hiashi.

"Now, Uzamaki, tell me why Hinata was unconscious in your arms." Naruto explained how he had only greeted Hinata before she fainted. He further went on to assure Hiashi that nothing else happened after she went unconscious. Hiashi became visibly more relaxed after hearing it wasn't as serious as he might have thought.

"She seems to faint a lot, Hiashi. You all might want to take Hinata to the doctor and make sure she is ok."

Hiashi only face palmed at this, muttering, "Baka."

"What was that, Hiashi?"

Hiashi pulled himself together before saying, "Oh, nothing. Just… talking to myself."

A confused look passed over Naruto. "Well, alright then. I'm going to head out. I have somewhere I need to be."

"Very well, Uzamaki. Thank you for bringing Hinata back."

Naruto quickly bowed and then made his way out and headed straight for the hospital. After arriving he went through a series of minor tests before he was told to take off his clothes and put on a hospital gown before waiting in the room.

(END FLASHBACK)

Naruto had been waiting for ten minutes and was starting to get a little impatient. Finally, he heard the door open.

"It's about time. I've been-" When he saw who it was he quickly shut up and started getting nervous. Tsunade had just stepped into the room. Instead of the green vest she usually wore, she was wearing a doctor's lab coat, which seemed to somehow draw his attention to her massive cleavage. Naruto felt his cock twitch and start to harden. Panicking he quickly used his arms to cover up the bulge that was quickly forming under the gown.

Tsunade sighed, "Sorry about that, Naruto. I was taking care of another patient and he was just giving me everything. Now, hold still while I check your heart beat."

She leaned over and used her stethoscope to his chest. In his position, Naruto was able to get an even better view of her growing cleavage. THIS was not helping his predicament in the slightest.

Tsunade eventually moved on to checking the inside of his ears and the back of his mouth. "Alright, everything seems to be checking out. There's just one last thing."

Naruto gave a sigh of relief and said, "Yeah? What's that?"

"I need to examine your penis."

"WHAT!? WHY?"

Tsunade only sighed again and replied, "Because I need to see if everything is alright with it. It's common procedure. Now pull up your gown so I can examine it, Naruto." He only shook his head and covered up his crotch even more.

"Naruto… if you don't let me see it willingly, I will force you to show me." He tried to scoot back only to hit the wall behind him. "Ok that's it." She took a hold of his arms and gown and started to pull.

"Damn it, Naruto. It's not like I've never seen something like this before. Just suck it up and show me." "

NO!"

"Naruto, just show me your damn PENIS!" With a rip, Naruto's gown came off revealing the big surprise underneath.

The only thought that was going through Tsunade's mind at the time was, "Holy shit, his cock is huge."

Sitting right in front of her was a 12-inch long, 7-inch around piece of meat. Naruto was terrified out of his mind.

"I'm sorry, Tsunade. It just happened. Please don't hit me!" Tsunade didn't even respond at first. She was just about to start drooling at the site of his cock when she realized what was going on.

She quickly pulled herself together and said, "It's perfectly alright, Naruto. This is a natural occurrence and can happen at any time. Now, if you please, move your hands so I can continue to examine it." Naruto slowly moved his hands away from his cock allowing full access to it.

Tsunade stepped forward and took a hold of it. "Fuck, it's so hard." was the thought going through her mind. After about two minutes of examining, Tsunade removed her hand, turned around, picked up the pile of Naruto's clothes, and handed them to him.

"Alright, Naruto. You are all good to go." You have the rest of the day off, but tomorrow I'd like you to report to training ground seven for a test on everything you have learned."

"Yes, ma'am." He quickly got dressed and made his way out of the room. Tsunade stayed behind for a second.

"Geez, I almost lost it there for a second. Any longer and I probably would have held him down and rode that meat rod. I wonder…"

((BREAK))

Hours later, after Naruto completed his daily training routine, he found himself sweaty and tired back at his apartment. He made his way over to his bed and flopped down onto it.

"Wow, Tsunade's hand felt so good wrapped around me. I wish she had kept going though. Maybe someday I can tell her how I feel." Knowing it was most likely hopeless he dismissed the thought and headed towards the bathroom. "Ah well, better get to bed. I want to be ready to kick ass tomorrow." After a warm shower and a quick meal, he slipped under the covers and closed his eyes.

Well? How was it? Remember; if you are going to criticize then make sure it is constructive. If you do decide to just flame, then I will respond back just as rudely.

Now, this was my first fanfiction, so I'm still getting some stuff down. A couple things I'm going to try and get better at is fitting the character's personalities just right and try phrasing things a bit better. I'll need a little guidance on that. You'd be surprised at how hard it is to read it like it's just another story and critique it when it's your own. Any other story and I could tell you how to change it from the wording to the grammar to how a character acts in order to make one hell of a story. Mine though… nope. Can't do it.

One other thing you will see is a god-like Naruto. Some may not like it, but I love it. They are some of my favorite fanfictions. I had always wondered what Naruto would have been like had he discovered how to use the shadow clone technique the way he did when he was learning the Rasen-Shuriken with Kakashi sooner. So, imagine him using that over the course of three years of non-stop training with Jiraiya. I think it will be interesting.

I will also try and work on making the chapters longer. I was surprised at how long it took to write only 2,000 words. I'm sure I'll get better though.

Also, seeing as I'm going to make this a harem story, give me suggestions as to WHO else to put in it and WHY.