OH. MY. GOD! I am sooooooo sorry! I should just go and fuck myself. == I know I know~ I made you wait for like- *Goes to check the last time I updated* 7 FUCKING MONTHS?! OH MY GOD! SHIT! I'm waaayyyyy out of schedule! Damn it... == I am not proud of myself right now... -_-
Anyway, I'm sorry. I got caught up in school. With the basketball competitions, the intense basketball training, the fucking projects my fucking teachers were so fucking free to give, the fucking homework that I couldn't finish, the asshole people I had to deal with in school, the creepy teachers that are the same time perverted and my fucking love life that isn't going fucking well AT ALL. Man... My life fucking sucks ==
I realized I've been scolding a lot of the word "fuck" lately. No matter! Hope you liked this chapter! Enjoy! ^^
Disclaimer: Do you see 30 NaLu babies running around the guild? No? Then that means I don't fucking own it! So stay away from me you creepy lawyers! I've got a spoon and I'm NOT afraid to use it! *Throws spoons at the creepy lawyers*
Now... ON WITH THE STORY! xDDDD
~Previously on Friendship Rings~
They left the restaurant with Lucy dragging Natsu out and onto the train. "NO! Luce~! Let's just walk~!" whined Natsu as he tried to break free from Lucy's death grip. Lucy tightened her grip around his vest and shouted, "I don't care! There's is no way am I walking there just because of your stupid motion sickness!"
As Natsu and Lucy continued to bicker, Hinabi was up in front thinking, 'Just like an old married couple~! So cute~!"
Friendship Rings
Chapter 9: The Starting Of The Couple Mission
~Normal POV~
Natsu, Lucy and Hinabi are now at the train station. Natsu and Lucy are still arguing which is making Hinabi annoyed. They argued and argued till Hinabi couldn't take it anymore.
"Shut up! Both of you! If you two argue one more time, I swear to God that I'll make your life a living hell!" hissed Hinabi with a dark aura surrounding her body. Natsu and Lucy stopped arguing and stared at Hinabi in shock. 'H-H-How can such an angel become so evil?' thought Lucy who's quivering in fear.
'S-S-She's like the reincarnation of Erza! So scary...' thought Natsu as he shivered in fear. "Got it?!" barked Hinabi which made Natsu and Lucy hug each other. "Got it!" they said in unison still quivering in fear.
The aura surrounding Hinabi soon disappeared and it changed into a happy one. "Good. Let's get on board now." Before they got on board, Natsu was already looking green. "I really don't want to ride a train..." said Natsu. But this only got him dragged by Lucy who threw him on board and she went to their seats.
Soon after, the train started moving with a very green looking Natsu on board. Hinabi pitied so she punched him in the gut making him faint and making Lucy sweatdrop.
"So, how long have you known Natsu?" asked Hinabi acting as if the incident before never happened making Lucy sweatdropped. "Umm... Well, we've known each other since we're 11 years old."
"That long?"
"Yeah... I guess..."
"What's with the long face?" asked Hinabi after seeing Lucy's sad smile. Lucy shook her head and said, "Nothing... But we've only known each other for 6 days. Those 6 days were the best days of my life..." she trailed off. Hinabi looked confuse but she didn't want to ask so she kept quiet.
"I'm sure you're confuse right now but I can't tell the story now." said Lucy who plastered a sad smile on her face. "It's just too painful." Hinabi nodded in understanding and didn't ask her anymore. 'I guess I shouldn't have asked that question.' thought Hinabi after seeing Lucy's sad ridden face.
There was a comfortable silence during the whole trip to Hinabi's mansion with Natsu knocked out by Hinabi for the second time, Lucy sleeping and Hinabi admiring the view.
~Time Skip: Hinabi's Mansion~
"Welcome to my home!" exclaimed Hinabi excitedly as she opened the front door to her house. The mansion was very plain with the color yellow and white on the outside. But if you look inside, you will have your breath taken away. Inside of the mansion is filled with columns in the color white while the wallpaper was the color pink with hearts. There are giant stairs in the middle of the room leading to the next floor and to the left is the massive living room while to the right is a huge dinning room. (A/N: I have no idea how to describe a house in my imagination but meh...)
'Wow... It's as big as my mansion...' thought Lucy. "Woah! This place is huge!" exclaimed Natsu in awe. "I know! Anyway, follow me! We're doing the mission on the second floor." said Hinabi as she led them to the giant stairs in the middle of the room.
Hinabi turned left into a corridor and led them to a door to the right. They went inside and the room was filled with cameras, clothes, lighting, props, a green screen, a changing room and a make up table.
"Tada! This is where you'll be doing the mission!" exclaimed Hinabi excitedly while putting both of her arms out wide.
"Wow... You have everything..." said Lucy in awe while admiring the room. "Cool! What's this?!" exclaimed Natsu as he went over to the rack of clothes and searched the rack for something.
Soon, he came out wearing a cape with horns on his head. "Look Luce! I'm the devil!" exclaimed Natsu excitedly as he started posing. The girls giggled at the poses he made.
Hinabi led Lucy to the rack of clothes. "Okay. These are the clothes you'll be using for the photo shoot so go and try one on and we'll start right away." instructed Hinabi as she handed Lucy an outfit and shoved her into the changing.
"Same goes for you too Natsu." Natsu stopped posing and Hinabi took off the horns and cape and shoved him into the changing room with his outfit.
After a while, Natsu came out of the changing room wearing a white dress shirt, a black vest, a black and white stripped tie, a pair of black pants, a pair of black leather shoes and his usual scarf wrapped around his neck.
"I knew it! You DO look great in a suit!" exclaimed Hinabi while clapping with excitement and amusement.
"Why do I have to wear this? I don't like wearing suits." whined Natsu with an annoyed expression on his face. "You're doing this for a good cost remember Natsu?" said a voice behind Natsu.
Natsu turned around and saw Lucy wearing a cocktail dress which showed every curve on her body.
The top is covered with silver glitter making it shine while the skirt is in the color black with the skirt stopping just mid-thigh. There's a black ribbon around her waist with two white colored ribbons with golden bells on both sides accompanied by a pair of opened toed silver stilettos.
She was so beautiful that Natsu couldn't help but stare at her. He was snapped out of his trance when Hinabi squealed.
"Kyahh~! You look wonderful in that Lu-chan!" complimented Hinabi. Lucy blushed and smiled. "T-Thanks. Did you design this yourself Hina-chan?" asked Lucy while admiring her dress.
"Yeah! I was looking for a simple look and this is what I came up with. And I even made the matching suit as a bonus." explained Hinabi. "Well they're beautiful... Really..." said Lucy as she twirled in front of a mirror while admiring herself in it.
She was so busy chatting with Hinabi and admiring herself that she didn't realize that Natsu had been staring at her since she came out. 'She's so pretty... This reminds me of the time when we had the dinner during our play date as kids...' thought Natsu as he thought back to the time when they were younger.
'She became prettier alright.' thought Natsu. He didn't notice that he was staring until Hinabi suddenly appeared beside him with a sly smirk on her face.
"Like what you see Natsu?" whispered Hinabi which resulted in Natsu being the dense idiot he was, not understanding a thing she said. "Huh? What are you talking about?" he asked stupidly.
Natsu's reaction made Hinabi want to face palm but she held back and put on a smile. "What I mean is Natsu... It's obvious that you like her." explained Hinabi.
This made Natsu even more confuse. "Of course I like her. She's my precious nakama." Natsu said matter-of-factly which made Hinabi face palm.
"I mean in a romantic way, not the friendly way." she explained but this only caused him to be more confuse.
"Ugh! It means you're in love with her you dolt!" snapped Hinabi.
"Me?! In love?! With Luce?!" Natsu asked shocked with a faint tint of pink on his cheeks. 'Why the hell are my cheeks getting red? Ugh! I must have caught Luce's weirdness.' he thought cheeks still aflame.
"How could I be in love with Luce? You must be crazy." Natsu said the tint of pink still visible on his cheeks.
"Well, from the way you're blushing, I find it hard to believe." Hinabi said.
"Whatever. Let's just get on with this stupid request already." Natsu said trying to change the subject.
"Fine and it's not stupid! You're stupid!" yelled Hinabi obviously annoyed.
"I am not stupid! You're the stupid one!" Natsu yelled back. Soon, the both of them were in a heated argument.
"Will you two shut up and get on with it already?! Geez..." yelled Lucy as she grabbed both of them by their ears.
"Hina-chan! You're in your 20s so act more like your age!" Lucy scolded Hinabi whom pouted with Natsu sticking his tongue out at her. "And Natsu! You're just the same! Stop being idiotic and get on with the request already!" This time, Lucy yelled at Natsu making him pout and cross his arms over his chest.
"Fine." he mumbled. Lucy nodded and dragged both of them to the green screen.
"So. What do you need us to do Hina-chan?" asked Lucy after releasing both Natsu's and Hinabi's ears.
"Oh yeah! I just need you two to stand beside each other." instructed Hinabi as she took out her phone and started dialing a number.
"That's all? I thought we had to pose like a couple?" asked Lucy as she made her way towards the green screen with Natsu following close behind.
Soon, Hinabi came up behind them holding her phone to her ear. "Where are you idiot?!" She paused. "Ugh! Fine! But you better hurry up!" She then hung up on Mavis-knows-who.
She huffed as she blew a piece of hair away from her face. "Alright. The photographer will be here any minute." she said as she shoved her phone into her pocket. "Anyway, why not you guys wait in the waiting room? I'm sure that idiot Jason won't be here anytime soon so go ahead."
She lead them into a room with a flat screen TV, a mini fridge, two couches, a coffee table and snacks. Lots of them.
When Natsu entered the room, his eyes widened to the size of saucers as he started drooling. "This is heaven..." He mumbled before running to the snack table in lighting speed and stuffing his face with as much food as possible.
A vein popped on her forehead as she made her way towards Natsu to karate chop his head. "Ow! What the hell was that for?!" exclaimed Natsu as he rubbed the part where Hinabi had hit him.
"Don't dirty the clothes you stupid pig! I spent hours making that you insignificant fool!"
"Okay! I might not know what the hell does 'insuffigant' mean but I know for sure that I am no fool!"
"It's 'insignificant' idiot! And you are a fool!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO! Wait... What?"
"Hah! You admitted it!" exclaimed Hinabi as she pointed a finger at Natsu. "I DID NOT!" argued Natsu. "DID TOO!" Hinabi argued back. Thus, creating another argument between the two idiots. "HEY! WE HEARD THAT!" Hinabi and Natsu shouted in unison.
"STOP COPYING ME!" Again, they shouted in unison.
"NO! YOU STOP!" Again, in unison.
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID NARRATOR!" Hmp! How rude! I should make you (points to Natsu) ride transportation and you (points to Hinabi) to just make out with Jason!
"NOOOOO~~~! NOT TRANSPORTATION! OH THE HORROR!" panicked Natsu as his face started turning green just from the word 'transportation'.
"WHAT?! MAKE OUT WITH JASON?! ARE YOU FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND?!" Hinabi shouted towards the ceiling with clenched fists making her look like a crazy old lady who just came out from a mental hospital.
"THAT'S IT! LET ME HAVE HER!" Hinabi started rampaging while punching the air thinking she can punch the narrator who just TELLS THE FUCKING STORY and the one who CREATED HER as Natsu sulked in the corner not wanting to go on that death trap called 'transportation'.
Lucy sweatdropped at this as she stood by the door, speechless. "Okay~ I guess this ends the chapter since the narrator is kinda in an argument with Hinabi and Natsu is..." she looked towards where Natsu is. "Freaking sulking? Okay? Anyway, hope you enjoyed an tune in to the next chapter of this story! Thank you!"
After Lucy said that, she heard a loud bang. She turned around and sweatdropped at the scene in front of her as Hinabi was throwing things at the ceiling while shouting insults that are too mature to type out and Natsu was curled up in a ball with a scared aura surrounding him as he continuously kept mumbling, "No more no more no more no more." instead of just sulking in a corner.
'This is some messed up shit.' was her last thought before she walked out of the room to grab a baseball bat so she can knock some sense into those two idiots.
Okay~ I have no fucking idea what I wrote at the end. I guess I got so lost in thought that I ended up writing some random shit but still it was kinda funny to be honest. xDDDD Anyway~ Hope you enjoyed and don't forget to tune into the next chapter~!
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Yours truly,
The crazy and weird author of this story, NaLu4ever2000