A change of The Devil Went Down to Georgia, by the Charlie Daniels Band. The Devil Went Down to Georgia is copywright Charlie Daniels Band.
The Devil Went to Nerima…
The Devil went up to Nerima
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind, cause he was way behind
And was willing to make a deal.
He came across this young man doing a kata
And fighting hot…
And the devil jumped up on a tree stump and said,
"Boy lemme tell ya what…"
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a martial artist too…"
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you."
"Now you do a pretty good kata boy, but give the Devil his due…"
"I'll bet a sword of gold against your soul, cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My names Ranma, and you must be dim…"
"But I'll take your bet, and you're gunna regret, cuase I'm the best martial artist that's ever been."
Ranma tighten up your belt and fight with all your heart, cause hell's broke loose in Nerima and the Devil plays it hard.
Now if you win you'll get this shiny sword made of gold…but if you lose, the Devil gets your soul!
The Devil slipped on his gloves and said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he picked up a spare bo.
And he spun it around his head, and it made an evil swish.
And a bunch of Nerima folks looked on and the fight went something like this…
The Devil came in with a high right, but changed to a spinning roundhouse kick, knocking Ranma back several feet. Ranma lay on his back for just a moment, but in that moment a shadow crossed his vision. He looked up, and saw the outline of the Devil flying towards him in the sunlight. He rolled, barely missing being hoofed in the stomach. He leapt at the horned monster, but his punches were caught. The Devil threw the cursed fighter over his shoulders effortlessly, galloping quickly after his airborne foe to drive home several more punches and kicks. The crowd could only gasp as the pigtailed fighter took a beating, but kept standing. In the crowd, Akane could only hold her breath, whispering Ranma's name to herself, both in shock and hope.
When the devil finished, Ranma said, "Well you're pretty good, and it's been fun."
"But you better come with more than that, cuase this is how it's done!"
"KACHU TENSHIN AMAGURIKEN!"
"MOKOTAKABISHA!"
"SHINKU HIRYU SHOTEN HA!"
"Betcha didn't expect that one, did ya?"
The Devil reeled from the advanced attacks that Ranma had used. Blows rained down harder and faster than he could defend against, pouring upon his horned head much like rainwater. He attempted to strike back, but only met air, not flesh. The few times his hits did connect they were deflected, opening him up for more damage. Ranma smirked as he drove the Devil to his knees, gasping for breath. Akane cheered Ranma on as did everyone else in the crowd, though none as loud as she.
The Devil bowed his head, cuase he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid that golden sword on the ground at Ranma's feet.
Ranma said, "Devil just come on back if you ever wanna try again."
"I had told you once you son-of-a-bitch I'm the best martial artist that's ever been."
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...Don't ask why I did that. It was kinda fun to do a songfic though. I don't expect to do it again though lol.
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