Texts
Between : Thor & Tony
Topic : General Uses Of A Cellphone

Key : THOR, Tony


MAN OF IRON, I HAVE TAKEN POSSESSION OF WHAT YOU MISGARDIANS REFER TO AS, A CELLULAR TELEPHONE. IT IS MOST EXCITING.

Oh my god, Thor. You sound just like Steve when he first got his phone. How did you even get this number?

THE ONE NAMED PEPPER GAVE IT TO ME. THE PATRIOTIC ONE HAS THIS DEVICE AS WELL? I MUST INCLUDE HIM ON THE LIST OF ASSOCIATES.

Yeah, meatswing. Rogers has one too. We all do, because we live in the real world. Welcome. No Touchy-Touchy, my Stuffy-Stuffy.

MAN OF IRON, WE MUST PUT THIS CONVERSATION TO A HALT. FOR THE GREEN ANGRY ONE HAS SHOWN ME SOMETHING MOST EXCITING.

WHEN USED PROPERLY, DIFFERENT SYMBOLS OF YOUR EARTHS LANGUAGE CAN BE USED TO FORM THE LIKELIHOOD OF FACES.

:) BEHOLD. I AM SMILING.

Yeah, good to know. Thanks.

:)

I get it, Thor.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

MAN OF TINFOIL, I MUST INQUIRE ABOUT THIS BLOCK I FOUND IN THE ROOM OF THE BATH.

That, my useless friend, is soap.

IT HAS A TASTE MOST FOUL.

I guess that's because it's not meant foir eating.

THEN WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS FOUL TASTING BLOCK?

You rub it around your... you know...

I STILL DO NOT COMPREHEND. PERHAPS YOU COULD PERFORM A DEMONSTRATION?

Hahahahahahahahaha no.

WHO IS THIS, 'GTFO' PERSON, IRON HUMAN? SHOULD I BE WORRIED?

Its "Get The Fuck Out", gopher brain.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF WHAT?

Its just an expression.

WHAT IS THIS, EXPRESSION YOU SPEAK OF?

Don't push my buttons, hammer head. I have alot of buttons but there arent many left.

THERE WILL BE A BURST OF CLOUDS LATER THIS EVENING. I WISH FOR A BOX OF MATCHES TO SUMMON THE ONE THEY CALL ADELE.

No.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

No, Thor, I will not give you matches so you can set fire to the rain. Try One Direction for once.

MAN OF IRON, I HAVE FOUND SOMETHING MOST INTERESTING. WHEN WANTING TO EXPRESS A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF EMOTION, UNTOLERABLE WORDS IN YOUR EARTHS URBAN DICTIONARY CAN BE USED TO FORM THE MOST OBNOXIOUS OF PHRASES.

...Come again?

THE FUCK BRUH?

I never knew you could use that type of language.

IT'S MY HAMMER. LOOK. ======D~~~~

What. the. fuck.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR CONFUSION, MORTAL BEING.

Who taught you how to write that? And what is that THING coming out of your "hammer"?

LADY PEPPER SHOWED ME. SHE SAID THAT YOU TWO HAVE THE SAME "CONNECTION" AND "CONVERSATIONS". IS THIS TRUE?

Let's agree never to speak of this again.


This... drabble.
Had me in tears.
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