Disclaimer- I do not own the fabulous movie known as Megamind. I wish I did, but, alas, I do not.

When Megamind kidnapped Roxanne on Monday, it was awkward to say the least. He had Minion take her straight from had apartment, right after she had gotten dressed. She wasn't even given time to put on her make up, which left a glaringly obvious love-bite exposed.

Minion must have picked her up earlier than usual, because the knock-out spray wore out before Megamind was ready to start bantering. Instead, she could hear him and Minion clanking around, adding finishing touches to their plan. Just to pass the time, she managed to untie her bonds. It wasn't a hard knot to undo, but she had dozens of metal bangles on the wrist, and untying it without making noise was a challenge. Despite it being a easy knot to undo, she noticed that it was a lot tighter than usual.

'Hmmm, I wonder why?' She thought. About then, Minion clamored over to her chair and took the bag off of her head.

"Hello, Ms. Ritchie." The friendly fish said. Megamind, on the other hand, didn't even bother to banter. He just cut right to the chase, as to get things over as quickly as possible.

"Behold, Ms. Ritchie, my giant electromagnet! When I turn this on and run an electrical current through the magnet, it will increase the magnet's power by one thousand percent! Your boyfriend in tights uses real gold threads to make his costumes, and the power of the magnet will allow me to hold him hostage until he surrenders me the city! Muhahah!" Megamind cackled, then flipped the switch to turn on the magnet.

'Uh oh' was her last thought before the attractive force of the magnet sent her barreling forwards, since her bonds no longer held her in place. She collided with Megamind, and both of them toppled over. Luckily, Megamind had managed to flip the switch off. However, not so luckily, they landed in the most cliché, predictable was possible. He landed flat on his back, and she landed flat onto of him, staring into his emerald eyes as her head lurched forward and crashed for half a second onto his lips.

It felt like she was on fire. Her cheeks and chest were flushed so red, a tomato would feel jealous. Her skin tingled where it was in contact with him, and something fluttery and warm danced in her lower abdomen.

She was in shock, dazed by the sudden occurrence of events. Megamind, on the other hand, was not. He jolted into a sitting position, and her position changed so she was straddling his lap. His eyes were wide in disbelief. Feeling as if she needed to say something, she whispered "How many times do I have to tell you he isn't my boyfriend?"

His only response was to stare, in even more disbelief. "I think you should tell me exactly what happened Friday night, because this" She pointed to the love bite, "doesn't fit in with the story Minion told me."

"Uhh.. Minion! Would you mind leaving us alone for a moment?" He asked

"Sure" Minion responded, confused, not having heard their exchange. 'Call when I can come back in." With that, Minion left.

"Ok, I will tell you on one condition. If you want to slap me, you have to wait until I'm done talking."

"Ok" She said shakily.

"I have brain bots that patrol the entire city, and they all are constantly relaying information back to my system. One of the brain bots, 134, or better know as Pinky, was out patrolling by the karaoke bar. I think you are familiar with her. She is the one who is usually on my lap. Anyways, she saw how much you drank and your performance. As soon as you were done signing, she rushed over to get Minion, and had him take you to here. I was pretty shocked to see you intoxicated, and I wasn't willing to let you drive in that state, so i had no qualms about you coming here. I tried to banter with you, but it failed. I teased you about that delicious out you were wearing, and your wonderful performance, but you kept dozing off. First, you mumbled nonsense about how you'd 'rather stay here than prove Metro Man right.' Then, you said 'you're bed, not the couch.' So, I carried you to my room, since you were unable to walk. Even though you were sleeping, while I was carrying you, I teased you about how much you looked like an evil queen and how you were my captive. When we got to my room, you snapped out of it for a little bit. You got changed into a pair of my sweats and an ACDC shirt in my bathroom, while I changed in my room. When you came out, you stared at me a little, and then hung your head, sort of like you were ashamed. You climbed in my bed, and feel asleep. I tucked you in, and tried to fall asleep myself. I think I was asleep for a while, but then you started squirming...and moaning. You would arch your back and wiggle closer to me. After a while, you moaned a name, my name. That broke my resolve of not to take advantage of you. I kissed you, and it led to that." He finished sheepishly and closed his eyes in preparation for a slap that was sure to come.

When it didn' t come, he hesitantly opened his eyes. Roxanne was staring at him with overwhelming relief in her gaze.

"You mean I'm not completely crazy and developing Stockholm Syndrome?" She asked excitedly.

"I should think not. What on earth gave you that idea?"

"Well, I assume you know the story Minion told me, do I'll tell you what I thought happened. It started when Hal asked me to go to the karaoke bar with him and some of my coworkers. I agreed to go since I had nothing better to do. The outfit ended up being a coincidence. The dress was the only one I could find, since the rest were at the dry cleaners'. When I got to the bar, I had no intention to sing, but I got a drink, and looking back at it, I realize it had some heavy liquor in it. I drank one, and ordered another. Hal then decided to go up and sing " I'm sexy and I know it" with a horrendous dance. That helped me make the decision to get so drunk I wouldn't remember his dance in the morning. Being more than a bit tipsy, I sang a song and a Metro Man walked in and it offended him and we got into a fight. Then I walked out where I was promptly kidnapped. Like you said, you teased me about my out fit and performance. Now I realized that I dozed off, but your tone got kinda sinister after that. In my dream, I asked you what the evil plan was, and you said that my kidnapping was the evil plan. About then would be when I started mumbling. I said I'd rather stay here and wait for a search party than call for Metro Man's help and prove him right. That's what our fight was about, whether or into I'd get kidnapped. Anyways, I think I heard you talking, because you said that I'd make an excellent evil queen and I was going to be your captive for the night. Then you offered me a choice of sleeping on the couch or your bed. I think I mumbled in my sleep again at that point, because I said I'd rather sleep in a bed than on the couch. You said you'd untie me, but warned me that the entire place was locked down and guarded. Then you carried me bridal style to your room and locked the door. I think I woke up, because then, you offered me the shirt and sweats. I changed in the bathroom, and you changed in the bedroom. The reason I looked ashamed was because I thought you asked me if I liked what I saw. I climbed into the bed and so did you. This is where things really start changing. In reality, I must have fell asleep and started dreaming, but thought that it was you had fallen asleep first. You kept moving closer and closer until you were spooned behind me. Something hard poked me in the back, and you moaned my name. I tried to wiggle away from your pointy elbow, but I 'woke you up' and you started kissing me, which I now know actually happened." She finished shyly.

"The alcohol In your system would have messed with your dreams, so why do you say 'not completely crazy and developing Stockholm Syndrome' " he asked with true curiosity.

Roxanne was suddenly aware of the compromising position they were in. She was still straddling his lap, and his hands were loosely clasped around her waist. " I kinda liked what happened in the dream." She said in a dry whisper. she looked down, somewhat ashamed, and blushed.

Solemly, he lifted her chin up so he could look her in the eyes. "I like you, a lot. would you do me the extraordinary honor of being my girlfriend?"

"Yes" she whispered tenderly, and leaned forward to place a soft kiss on his lips. " of course I will."

YAY! That's finally done. It was done earlier, but my computer was stupid and decided to delete this and the chapter for " we're dating, you idiot." I'm sorry for the delay, since I promised some of you that it would be one last week. I still need to retype the chapter for " we're dating you idiot" but with any luck I might get that out later this weekend. I'm not going to make any promises about that though. I do so much comedy, that I felt the need to focus more on the romance part of the story. After I finish that, it might be a few Weeks before you get another update. It takes a lot of work to stay on all a honor roll... Also I have state FCCLA ( Family Career Community Leaders of America) and state FFA ( Future Farmers of America). My STAR project made it to state for FCCLA and I'm hoping to go to nationals this year. (I almost got to go last year, but I had a gallbladder attack the morning of my presentation and needed up going to the hospital right after my presentation) and My FFA quiz bowl team made it to state also. Those are both at the beginning of April and will occupy a lot of my time getting ready For them. Throw in track practice ( i do shot-put and discus) and I am one busy person. So I hope you will forgive me for neglecting you in the next couple weeks. I want to thank all of my beautiful reviewers, especially Kagtieghost, SaliorMegaPhantom, and Rookie70Penguin, who have all added me their favorites list. I feel so blest to so many readers when I have only had my account for four months. I'm thinking about doing some fanfics for other fandoms. If you have a request or suggestion, just leave it i. The reviews or PM me. I'm sure you're tired of hearing me ramble on so, Thank you once again!