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Avenger Escape Plan

1. Buy cookies

2. Open the cookies

3. Eat the cookies

4. Tease Hulk with the empty cookie bag

5. Flee while Hulk tries to 'Hulk smash' you for eating the cookies

6. Hide from Hulk

7. Continue to hide from Hulk

8. When Hulk finds you, claim you were simply playing hide and seek

9. Repeat number five, six, seven, and eight

10. Repeat number nine as necessary

11. If all else fails flee to Hawkeye

12. Explain to Hawkeye what you did

13. Dodge arrows

14. Repeat number six

15. If that does not work do number thirty-five

16. Check for number thirty-five and realize it does not exist

17. Scream

18. Realize you just gave yourself away

19. Flee dodging arrows and Hulk smashes

20. Trip at a dire time

21. Get up

22. Realize you didn't have to do number twenty

23. Start to realize this list is pointless

24. Realize that this list is a paradox and if you hadn't done number one you wouldn't be in this mess

25. Throw list away

26. Change mind and burn it

27. Swear that you will get Fury back for this

Each Avenger looked blankly at the list in his or her hand. "Am I seriously the only one who sees anything wrong with this?" Natasha spoke.

"I see it as a complete waste of time." Bruce responded. "I don't think Hulk would get mad it the cookies were eaten. I mean, I don't even like cookies…"

"Let's try it." Hawkeye opened a bag of Chips Ahoy.

"Wait."

"What?"

"You're part of the escape plan. If you're the one being chased the list wouldn't work for you."

"Oh,"

"But… if I know the plan… wouldn't that defeat the purpose?"

"You have a point Dr. Banner." Natasha scratched her chin. "It would be completely pointless." she nodded after a second of thinking. "As long as no one eats the last cookie in front of you, we should be fine."

The doors to the room slid open and Tony walked in. He was munching on a fudge cookie. He crinkled up the bag and tossed it in the trash. "Miss anything important?"

Everyone looked from him to a now stiff Bruce. "Dr. Banner?" Steve asked. "Doctor? Are… you all right?"

Bruce began breathing heavy. He roared and hulked out.

"Tony!" Hawkeye threw him a copy of the escape plan. "RUN!"

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