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Tap the Frog

In his world, bear bees are the ones known to be cute. Not this ugly-looking green stuff with huge, bulging eyes.

Wolfram von Bielefelt knows all too well that his fiancé didn't love him the way Wolfram loves Yuuri. But this is going too far.

"What, on Shinou's name, is this?" He demanded, face red with embarrassment while waving the ugly-looking green stuff under Yuuri's nose.

"That's a frog." Answered Yuuri absent-mindedly, too busy handing out presents to the others to notice Wolfram's disposition.

"But it's so ugly compared to the gift you gave the others. Not to mention, useless." He peeked over his shoulders to see what the wimp got for the others.

"Ah. You have to tap it!" Yuuri looked pleased while Wolfram looked doubtful. It doesn't help either that Conrad Weller looks amused.

Wolfram gave it a try though. It squeaked something gibberish and the others look for the source of the sound. Does Yuuri really think he could understand what it's saying? It doesn't even speak their language! And why does the Great Sage looked surprised?

"What does it mean? Is it insulting me?" His wimp is really trying to embarrass him, isn't he? The nerve! But why does Yuuri look so embarrassed instead?

"I-i-it says…!" Yuuri trailed off, trying to find a way to escape the curious stares.

"What?" Just as he took a step in his wimp's direction, the said wimp fled.

"You won't get away with this, you wimp!" Wolfram was hot on his tails. Really, Yuuri doesn't need to rub it in his face, he knows fully well Yuuri doesn't love him.

His wimp fled to their chambers. Does the wimp really think he can hide there? He threw the frog to Yuuri as soon as he opened the doors.

"Y-you d-don't like it?" Yuuri stammered out.

"What's there to like? It is ugly and insulting me in some language I don't even understand!"

"But that's the language I speak back at home. And it's not insulting you!" Yuuri said, agitated.

"Then, what does it say?"

"I-i-it says…"

"What?" He wanted nothing more than to throttle his fiancé. Really, if he's so nervous about what it says, he shouldn't have bought the damn thing.

"Iloveyou!" Yuuri rushed the words out. Something in his world suddenly righted itself and he was drowning.

"W-what?" He could not believe his ears. Surely, his ears must have been affected after all the running they did.

Before Yuuri could repeat what he said earlier, Cecilie's voice from outside their chamber interrupted them.

"Wonderful!"

Yuuri looked like he wants the ground to swallow him whole, the wimp. But before he can demand Yuuri to say it again, his wimp fled. Wolfram took a moment to collect his cute little gift before following his wimp.

"Come back here, you wimp!" He said, chasing his wayward fiancé, all the while tapping the gift to hear what he was wishing to hear ever since he first laid eyes upon their King.

Nothing can keep him away from his wimp now.