Keldeo was roaming through Sugar Rush, when he found Meloetta moaning loudly in pleasure while doing herself with a candy cane. "There you are!" he called.

Meloetta gasped, feeling insecure as she ejaculated, cumming all over the sugar cane. "K-K-Kelder! What are you doing here?"

"Arceus sent me here." Keldeo responded. "What are you doing in this game?"

Meloetta crossed her arms. "For your information little pony, a portal opened up and then I got sent here."

Arceus face hoofed himself. "I get stuck with that gassy blonde Bianca, and you end up here, in this fanfic?"

Meloetta shrugged. "It was a sweet time for me! In more ways than one." Her stomach growled at her. She placed her paddle shaped right hand on it. "Oh my! It's funny you should mention gas."

Meloetta lifted her leg, farting loudly as her gas sounded like a loud tuba. "Excuse me! I really need to lay off the jelly beans." Meloetta grabbed her butt, spreading her butt cheeks as she released another tuba toot from her anus.

Keldeo face hoofed himself again. "I wish this author would stop mixing mature-rated crap with toilet humor! Only an eproctophiliac could like this!"

Meloetta stuck her tongue out as she farted again. "So, now that you're here, are you going to get me out of here? Is Arceus going to get me out of here? Because when he Sid I was to stay away from Ash, it didn't stop me!"

Keldeo groaned. "Damn it, Mel! You're unbelievable!"

Meloetta poured a carton of icing on her privates, rubbing them as her cooed and cummed with delight. "Why, thank you!"