Title: Ass Up

Pairing: SxGxAxZxC

Warnings: Language, Cracky goodness

Disclaimer: Square Enix owns Final Fantasy VII, Nightcore owns the song "Ass Up". I just write for my own enjoyment!

Cloud was walking home from his training, body sore from the intense workout he and his class endured. What he really wanted at the moment was to get home to his four amazing boyfriends, and maybe take a nap while cuddling with Zack or Angeal... He sighed wistfully as he approached the apartment door, taking out his key and sliding it into the lock. The door swung open, and his eyes widened comically.

Zack was standing on a small stage in the living room, clad in tight black leather pants as his only clothing. He was belting out a song into a microphone, seemingly really into it. Cloud blinked at the lyrics.

"Put your ass in the air, oh put-put your ass up in the air! Put your ass in the air, put your ass up in the air, move around like you don't care!"

Cloud slid his gaze to the right of the stage, where a bikini-clad Genesis pranced around, waving his behind in the air each time Zack sang the command. The blonde looked at Angeal, who met his own gaze with a shake of his head while pointing behind him into the kitchen. Sephiroth was there, baking chocolate chip cookies and humming Christmas tunes although it was several months away.

The infantryman dropped his bag in defeat, hiding his face in his hands. After imagining a nice, relaxing afternoon with his lovers, the young teen knew it was impossible. He just prayed to Gaia that nothing worse would happen.

Of course, Gaia must have been having one hell of a bad day, for Cloud's luck was definitely nonexistent. He felt strong hands wrap around him, yanking him off his feet and onto the stage. He faintly heard Zack call "Gen! Help me get his clothes off!" but paid no mind, too lost in his shock and thoughts to care.

He then shivered as a cool air brushed over him, his lack of decent clothing suddenly making itself known. He struggled to free himself from Genesis and Zack's hold, twisting and turning before finally breaking out. He glared death at Zack, who gulped soundly before running out of the apartment, Cloud hot on his heels. That was how Cloud found himself chasing a sexy leather-bound SOLDIER while in his underwear with all eyes on him.

Gaia really hated him.