Inuyasha's The Twelve Days of Christmas

Author's Notes: I originally wrote this a couple of years ago in my notebook, and recently found it. This is not supposed to be brilliant, just a quick and fun parody. I put the hyphens in for the ease of anyone trying to actually sing it. And one pun.

I apologize in advance for the format. I will do my best to make it something easy on the eyes, but I make no promises on results. My previous poetry experience was... irritating to say the least.

Disclaimer: I do not own either Inuyasha nor "The Twelve Days of Christmas."

On the first day of Christmas my true love showed to me,
A half-demon sealed to a tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love showed to me,
Two doppelgangers,
And a half-demon sealed to a tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love showed to me,
Three monkey sprites,
Two doppelgangers,
And a half-demon sealed to a tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love showed to me,
Four core friends in fighting,
Three monkey sprites,
Two doppelgangers,
And a half-demon sealed to a tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love showed to me,
Five, dozen sits!
Four core friends in fighting,
Three monkey sprites,
Two doppelgangers,
And a half-demon sealed to a tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love showed to me,
Six prom-in-ent weapons,
Five, dozen sits!
Four core friends in fighting,
Three monkey sprites,
Two doppelgangers,
And a half-demon sealed to a tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love showed to me,
Seven mer-cenar-ies,
Six prom-in-ent weapons,
Five, dozen sits!
Four core friends in fighting,
Three monkey sprites,
Two doppelgangers,
And a half-demon sealed to a tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love showed to me,
Eight-een Shi-kon Jewel shards,
Seven mer-cenar-ies,
Six prom-in-ent weapons,
Five, dozen sits!
Four core friends in fighting,
Three monkey sprites,
Two doppelgangers,
And a half-demon sealed to a tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love showed to me,
Nine Tetsusaiga specials,
Eight-een Shi-kon Jewel shards,
Seven mer-cenar-ies,
Six prom-in-ent weapons,
Five, dozen sits!
Four core friends in fighting,
Three monkey sprites,
Two doppelgangers,
And a half-demon sealed to a tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love showed to me,
Ten wolves from Koga's wolf-tribe,
Nine Tetsusaiga specials,
Eight-een Shi-kon Jewel shards,
Seven mer-cenar-ies,
Six prom-in-ent weapons,
Five, dozen sits!
Four core friends in fighting,
Three monkey sprites,
Two doppelgangers,
And a half-demon sealed to a tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love showed to me,
Eleven incarnations,
Ten wolves from Koga's wolf-tribe,
Nine Tetsusaiga specials,
Eight-een Shi-kon Jewel shards,
Seven mer-cenar-ies,
Six prom-in-ent weapons,
Five, dozen sits!
Four core friends in fighting,
Three monkey sprites,
Two doppelgangers,
And a half-demon sealed to a tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love showed to me,
Twelve modes of affection,
Eleven incarnations,
Ten wolves from Koga's wolf-tribe,
Nine Tetsusaiga specials,
Eight-een Shi-kon Jewel shards,
Seven mer-cenar-ies,
Six prom-in-ent weapons,
Five, dozen sits!
Four core friends in fighting,
Three monkey sprites,
Two doppelgangers,
And a half-demon sealed to a tree,
With the rest, already histor-y.