To: Pamela Isley

c/o Dr. Joan Leland, Chief Psychiatric Officer

Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane

Somerset County

Gotham City

May 22nd, 20-

Dear Red,

Sorry, I know I promised to write more often. It's been a little crazy, but I'm set up in a nice little apartment in Dakota City, just out of downtown. Wayne wants to start a fundraising picnic out here, and there might be some other work down the line.

I miss Gotham. Heck I even miss Arkham, or at least the company ;).

I guess you might have seen the papers too; it's true. I went to the courthouse before I left and now my legal name is Harley Quinn! That's who I am, even if she wasn't always the greatest. And I'm thinking: if I keep doing well in the Foundation, I thought I might try starting a business for events. You know, weddings and charity balls and stuff. Hey, when I was at the courthouse, there were two ladies there, and they'd just got married. What do you think of that?!

I enclosed some info on some environmental charities and some really top-of-the-line labs that some of the donors work for. Plant medicine, that kinda thing. Thought it might interest you.

Are you up for review soon? I called Dr. Leland to remind her how great you were last Christmas. I'll call you as soon as I can. Thinking about you all the time.

My new return address is on the envelope! Write back soon. Be safe, be happy.

XOXO,

Harley

Afterword: Dakota City is the setting of the DC Animated Universe show 'Static Shock.'

Thanks and Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.