I revised the previous chapters before I worked on this one. I made some changes. God, some parts were awful "Orz

!WARNING: a serving or two of Lemon&Lime fun-time. Don't like Yaoi, don't read.

note: this chap is purely just for fun. It's like a fictional fiction. some stuffs are totally made up. Like how the plants can move without Labrador's direct control.

LabTei

(Took place a few moments before Teito came to play w/ Razette in the prev chap)

It was only a few days until Labrador's birthday as a Ghost and the plants wanted to give their beloved a little something-something. Thus, the church vegetation held a conference of their own. Careful not to let Labrador hear anything about their secret plan.

-Any idea for the present?-

-Uh... not really. I mean, we're plants. What can we do.-

-...-

-You fruit-bearers could try growing bigger fruits... Might make him happy.-

-As if we could do that! Why don't you flowers try growing your head?!-

-cheelaaax.. Just kidding, dude.-

-Stop that. It sounds funny coming from a plant.-

-Ideas, people(?)?-

(Silence for what seemed like ages, but really it was just a couple or so minutes. Teito's playing with Razette now.)

-...Bouquet? The finest of you flowers can arrange yourselves into one..-

-Hmm.. I guess we can use the energy we have left from Labby's daily tending.-

-Awesome!-

While the ever so excited plants were awesome-ing, cool-ing the bouquet idea, the plants around the fountain were witnessing the last bit from the last chap, a.k.a. LabxTei kissy-kissy moment.

-...or we could give the boy as a present...- Suggested the plants around the fountain when they're done Ooh-ing and Wow-ing the kissing scene.

-Wut? And how do you suppose we do that?-

-Use the energy from our Princess' daily tending and...-

And so, the conference continued and ended without Labrador knowing.

ooo

Around the same time, Castor was still at the gazebo finishing the tea and snacks, with Frau still out of it from Labrador's karate-chop. Lance had gone back to prepare for the next service of the day. Frau woke up after a minute or so, one hand rubbing the back of his neck which still hurt like hell.

"It's almost Labrador's birthday."

"Ah?! Lab's? What of it?"

"You should prepare something for him."

"Why don't you do it yourself? Those karate-chops cost him his birthday present.." Aaand, another chop to his head. But this time, it's from the red-head bishop. "I've prepared something for my gift."

"Fine, fine! I wish you guys would stop hitting my head already!" Frau finished his tea in one go and stomped out.

"Roger. Next time, your balls it is."

ooo

Frau being Frau, he thought up a Frau-ish birthday present. A touch of aphrodisiac to the brat's dinner. This particular aphrodisiac worked real slow. It would be around midnight when it took effect. The perfect time for the present, a.k.a. to drag the brat from his room to Lab's and leave them to get down and dirty.

"He's gonna thank me for this!"

ooo

(Midnight of the H day)

Frau sneaked into Teito's room, keeping his presence totally hidden. The perverted blonde bishop was surprised to see the brat's bed empty, save for little Mikage. The baby dragon was curled up by Teito's pillow. Frau glanced around the room, but the only brat he could see was Hakuren.

'Maybe he's gone to Lab's and they're doing the nasty right now..?' Frau thought he would go to Lab's to check, but decided it wasn't worth it.

'Over my dead body I'm gonna see two dudes going at it! Even if both of them are feminine. Let's just go back to my beauty sleep.'

ooo

(Same time at Labrador's room)

"Labrador-sa...n," Teito couldn't manage more than a whisper. He felt weird around his lower region and instinctively wanted to rub his already hard member between his legs, but it was impossible in his current position. He had thick, strong vines, that seemed to originate from several directions in the dark, coiled tightly around him. The vines were holding the boy in a star position, his arms and legs extended to his sides.

"...Hot," The boy's breathing was getting heavy, "..I feel weird..." Just a few steps away, Labrador was bickering with... the vines? In his current condition, Teito couldn't care less what the bishop was bickering with.

"Did you feed Teito-kun something?!"

-What? No! When we snatched him from his room, he was already like this!-

~Duh, who cares? It's a pleasant coincidence, isn't it~

-Yeah, just enjoy your birthday present, Labby~-

The vines loosened away from their 'birthday present', dropping him to Lab's bed, and then slipped away into the dark while wishing the birthday king an overly cheerful -Ha~ppy Birthda~~~y-

"Wha- Wait!"

"Labrador-san..." Teito wasn't sure what was happening, but if there was one thing he was sure of at that moment, it was that he needed help.

"Ah, Teito, I'm really sorry. It seems like the plants... No never mind. I'll make something to relieve you from your current... condition." Labrador started towards his little workshop hidden somewhere within that jungle-like room of his. He needed to conjure up something to counter the effect of aphrodisiac.

Seeing the bishop walking away, Teito tried to call him again. More desperately this time.

"No.. Labrador-san. Please..." Labrador turned around toward the boy and was treated to a beautiful sight that made his heart skipped a beat with such force. The brunette was squirming, his head tilted to one side, emerald eyes half closed and clouded with obvious arousal. His red lips moist and parted open. Everything about him seemed to scream 'touch me'. Labrador gulped and tried to contain his building arousal.

"Don't worry. I'll be quick with the remedy," said the bishop as he turned his back to the boy and was soon gone from his sight. Seeing that he wasn't going to get the relief his primal instinct demanded, Teito let out a weak cry.

A few minutes later, Labrador was back with a little cup in his hand. He helped Teito up into a sitting position with one hand, and offered the cup to Teito's lips.

"Drink this. You'll feel better in no time." Teito looked up at the lilac haired bishop. Faster than an eye could blink, he pounced on the older man, pushing him down on the bed and pressed his hungry lips on the other's. The cup fell and spilled its content onto the bed, but neither male noticed. The boy was too busy kissing and nibbling on the man's, occasionally giving them a lick or two, requesting entrance. Labrador was too caught off guard to comply, but he soon pulled back from his surprise and started kissing back.

To hell with moral and conscience. Labrador cupped Teito's cheeks and pulled the boy closer. Both of them deepened their kisses with passing seconds, devouring and eliciting moans from each other, only parting when they need air. They wanted more. Needed more.

Teito pressed his slender waist down onto Labrador's and slowly moved back and forward, rubbing their erection together. The friction sent more blood rushing to their manhood. Teito pressed down harder and moved his waist faster.

"Nnh... yAah!" Teito couldn't hold back his voice anymore as he picked up his pace, bringing both male to the brink of orgasm. The brunette threw his head back as they came at the same time, calling each other's names

They stayed in their positions, breathing heavily. Honestly, the older man would've never thought that the boy could be that aggressive. It just served to arouse him even more. He looked at Teito's face, his closed eyes teary and arousal was still obvious beneath the blush. The boy even started rubbing his erection on him again.

"I guess once isn't enough," whispered Labrador as he pulled Teito closer and gave a his lips a light peck.

It was Labrador's longest birthday night.

'And the best yet...'

~Omake~

(The next day)

Lance was on his way to the gazebo from the morning service. It was the Ghost-bishops' little custom to gather at the gazebo for Labrador's tea after every service. Lance diligently greeted all the people he passed on his way to the gazebo and soon, he saw a familiar brunette boy ahead. The boy was turning his head right and left, looking troubled.

Apparently the boy had lost his Bishop Apprentice Pass.

"It's still in the inside pocket of my robe before dinner yesterday..."

Lance insisted on helping him find it. He used his Ghost power to retrace Teito's activity the night before. From the cafeteria...

Night duty...

In front of Teito's room...

Vines snatching the boy the instance he opened the door to his room...

"...Huh..?" Lance's brain tried to make sense of the scene but decided to ignore it for the moment and continue with the retracing.

And there he was in Lab's room. Stopped dead in his track. Before him was a scene that he never thought he would ever witness. Or would ever happen at all.

His innocent and lovely Lab-shishou...

Wasn't so innocent after all.

His favorite gentle bishop was ramming into the brunette boy whose arms and legs were still stretched wide open by the vines.

Eyes blank, colour slowly drained from his whole body, Lance looked like he was about to faint at any moment. His brain couldn't (or more accurately, refused to) register the sinful scene playing before him.

He was never the same again after that incident.

"Lance's been acting weird lately..." The lilac haired bishop voiced his concern during one of their little gathering at the gazebo without Lance.

"Don't know. Don't care." Shot Frau without even looking up from his 'reading'.

Banzaaaii! Another lemon was born into this world~ I wanted to write more, but it's already 2AM. My brain's not functioning as well anymore.

Man, I love omake. They're always fun little extras. I hope mine's fun too hahah

Review, please? I need to know how's my lemon writing skill :D

Anyway, I'll change the fic stat to Complete for now. I don't know when I'll update it again, cause I haven't continued reading the manga for a while now. And it's exam time (not like it matters lol)