Uni takes a not so surprisingly large amount of time out of writing...
Interviewer: What's Remus' best kept secret?
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Peter: Er…
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James: He hates ice cream.
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Sirius: He's not above pantsing you when you're talking to a pretty girl.
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Peter: He's the only one James and Sirius sometimes listen to.
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James: He will beat you to death with your own arm if you go near his chocolate supply.
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Sirius: Can talk anyone into anything and still come out looking innocent.
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Peter: He's nice so people never know what he can do.
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James: Master manipulator.
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Sirius: Secretly evil.
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Lily: Don't be silly Remus is a sweetheart he'd never do any of that, you lot are just making stuff up as usual. Idiots.
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Remus: *Evil grin* I'm underestimated.