This story is meant for fun, as it is a first collaboration of Wrekage2012, Sauronbaine and INS4NEKAZUMA.

This story's first chapter took over 4 hours of hilariousness, procrasturbating, and discussion before we could actually get to work. We all talked on Skype and enjoyed the time together. We will continue making this story. I hope you guys enjoy!

P.S. Finn is about 16 at the moment.

Chapter 1: Lumpy Space Rape

Her eyes blazed with a lust that drove her hands lower caressing his cheek before wiggling her lumps underneath his shirt." Oh Finn, don't you know I am ready for you. You don't seem to know it yet lover boy. But you've been lumping mine since you first got sight of these lumps." She lowered herself to his unsuspecting face and licked his lips. they were sweet, much sweeter then the fruit pies she had for lunch. She savored his taste with a enthusiasm reserved for a starving wolf, who had finally felled its prey. "Your my lumping hero Finn, mine, not some hot headed lumpless nobody! Your my...my precious! " Finn slowly wakes up as Flame Princess walks in as LSP licks his lips and nose.

The Flame Princess yells hurt while Finn bolts up knocking LSP off of him. Finn faces his girlfriend as she was becoming a giant fire demon. "You despicable, disgusting, bastard! How dare you cheat on me! I will kill you! We are OVER!" Finn dives out of the window as the flame busts out the windows, engulfing the house. LSP chases after Finn. "Wait Finn! Protect my lumps and we can be together!" Finn sprints away from LSP who is left behind in the dust from the hero's powerful leg muscles. Finn gets away from his burning tree house, and runs towards the lake that is on the edge of the Ice Kingdom and Marceline's cave. He rows the boat gently across the stream towards Marceline's cave and opens her door suddenly, while she is currently half naked eating breakfast, shutting it behind him, forehead against the door breathing heavily. "What the hell Finn!" Finn turns around and stares into the face of a slightly angered vampire. Finn stammers. "I-I... Flame Princess. LSP. House gone." Finn collapses against the door frame, head between his knees, not looking at the gorgeous vampire before him, who loses the angered face now concerned for the young hero.

"Finn, are you ok?" Marceline kneels down next to Finn, holding his head to her side. Finn shakes his head and keeps staring down at the wooden floor, fixated on the tiny black marking that lines the certain piece of wood. "LSP just destroyed my life. She was licking me in my sleep and Flame Princess walked in! Now she is out to kill me and we all know she is unstable. Oh god Marceline what am I going to do?! She burned my house down!" Marceline strokes the hero's hair comforting him. "Let's head back to your house and see what we can do." Finn nods, grabs onto Marceline's waist and they fly towards the Tree House. They notice Jake outside of the house staring down at some writing in the earth. The Tree House is saved, not much was destroyed.

Marceline flies Finn down to Jake who sprints away holding his butt. "Toasty buns!" Jake arrives in the Ice Kingdom plopping his bootay on the ice, steam rising. "Ahhh sweet relief." Finn laughs a bit then looks down at the ground at the writing. 'I'm telling my father on you Finn!' Finn loses his grin and shivers. Marceline floats above Finn's head and reads the writing. "Well, I don't think you can live at the Tree House anymore." Finn looks up towards the vampire who has a mischievous smirk and nods. "You are right Marcie. I cannot live here anymore... but where do I go now?" Marceline pokes the earth with a stick just doodling. "You could live with me I suppose. I mean we hang out a lot anyway. Now you don't have to travel a while to get to my house." Finn's grin stretches wide. "That is mathematical Marceline! Jam sessions all the time now!" Marceline smiles at the boys innocence. 'Mmm... So this hotty is still innocent huh? Well, I guess its up to me to take that... innocence away.' Marceline grins as Finn runs through his house picking up his belongings. He leaves a note for Jake telling him he is going to live with Marceline until further notice. Marceline picks him up and takes him to her cave.

Finn and Marceline arrived at her house, Finn completely oblivious to her motives. "just... wait down here" said the vampire. She floated upstairs, and Finn sat down on her rock-hard couch. He waited for a good ten minutes, hearing a great deal of commotion up stairs, before Marceline floated down, wearing skin tight jeans and a t-shirt, modified to sit above her stomach, rather than it's original length. Finn blushed. 'What the hey-hey Marcie?' he thought, 'Why are you wearing that?' as this thought popped into his head, Marceline whisked Finn up, and threw him in her room. He assumed she wanted to play fight, and got into a fighting stance, but, unfortunately for her, there was a knock at the door. Marceline floated downstairs, and answered it. "Bonnie? What the hell are you doing here?" she hissed.

"Marceline! We have to get to the meeting now!" Finn heard his name, poking his head through the hatch, listening in on the two's conversation. "Bonnie, I'm kinda busy right now..." said Marceline. "Marceline, unless you've got some guy up there, and even if you do, you better get out here right now!" Warned the princess.

"Princess... I kinda... do have a guy up there" said the impatient vampire. Finn blushed, and Marceline looked back. PB looked to try and see what Marceline was looking at, and saw Finn. "Its not what you think Peebles! Me and Marceline were about to fight!" Bubblegum pulled the queen out and shut the door behind her. "What the hell Marceline!? You know we can't just... not with Finn! Well... I mean.." Said the princess. "No one said I couldn't" Replied the vampire casually, "Besides, it's not like you want him" The princess blushed. "Wha- wait... YOU DO!" She cried out, a smirk on her face. "Marceline, we'll discuss this at the meeting, now get out here!" Said the Bubblegum Princess, hauling Marceline onto her giant bird.