"You son of a bitch!" "Funny, you called yourself a bitch. Then again only scum like you would be stupid enough to say it" "you shut your fucking mouth shit!" "Language Alfred" "you have no right to call me that if that's your name too feathers!" Alfred F. Jones or America groaned in his bed as he heard the two identical voices arguing downstairs.

Alfred groaned again as he heard somthing crash to the floor then a strangled choking sound. `someone please kill me` Alfred wished so badly it would come true "sorry Alfie thats not going to happen today lovely!" Alfred shivered as he felt his comforter ripped off him by a strawberry blonde man with pink and blue eyes wearing a (horrible) neon pink sweater vest and neon blue bowtie. "Come now lad, be glad it wasn`t Artur to wake you up.

a new day means new fun! Arthur is waiting for you downstairs... the Nation one that is." And with a creepy giggle the bright british man ran back downstairs, calling out "Oh Alfie!~~ where is my darling?" . Alfred sighed as he slowly got up from bed and slowly shuffled to the shower. God why did he have to be a nation? Why?! If he knew it came with all these problems, more like annoyances he would have stayed a colony.

He sighed in relaxation as the hot water ran down his body... "having fun there?". Alfred nearly screamed as a floating figure came into view. A demon, one with red hair and black horns wearing a black world war II RAF uniform with a red undershirt. "GODAMNIT ARTUR! Will you stop doing that?! Every god damn day you do this!" The red headed demon just shook his head and smirked "nope! So sorry Alfred deary but I must be getting back to Acirem! Biii!-~" . Yep this defianetly sucked. Living with all your alternate universe selves okay, but when your boyfriend moves in with all of his, not okay.

The first ones to come were okay, it was angel Arthur, then Fantasia, Cat, female, and mochi. They were all fine, not hard to control and very easy to deal with. Alfred however soon found out that HIS alternate selves (him included) had a thing for Arthur's AU selves. Of course Angel Alfred fell in love with Angel Arthur, an Americat and Iggycat, and etc. Etc. Etc... one day he and England had went out on a date only to return to a noisy chaotic home full of more AUS. 'That was the day my life turned hell...' Alfred thought as he rubbed the shampoo into his hair. That horrible day was when the "Sweet" 'slutty, bipolar, unstable relationship, demons!' Alfred ranted to himself... *ahem* "Sweet Devils" came, along with the Cardverse, 2ps, and gakuen AUS.

Of course the Angels were furious at the devils for even existing and hence the screaming and 'trying to tear each other balls off' match between... demon England (Artur) ((yes it is A.R.T.U.R)) and Angel England (Britannia)... yep between the lovely little Ukes of the relationship while their semes cheered them on (Demon Alfred... more like "babe i'll be sure to fuck you extra if you win!") Of course Demon Arthur was about to win had they not gotten inside in time.

The Cards... well they were playing with their clocks... more like having a miniture war where one would shoot the other and the other would quickly touch their clock and freeze the bullets or weapon and vice versa... Crazy, fucking, happy family right?! "God I hate this so damn bloody much!" Alfred ranted as he ran downstairs for breakfast after his shower... only to see. Artur and Acirem (demon Alfred) moaning and making out on the couch with less then half of their clothes on(sex counts as breakfast guys!), the cards were glaring at each other eating, Alice and Amelia were being the mature (slightly) ones eating with HIS Arthur, the mochis were cuddling, etc. Etc. Etc. And somewhere in all this noise you could hear a giant plop sound and a strangled meow of pain from iggycat from Americat jumping down on him.

"Morning love..." Arthur got up from his seat and gave Alfred a quick peck on the cheek. "Hey babe! So who tried to kill each other this morning?" Arthur growled slightly in annoyance. "Americana and Acirem, over the fact that Acirem has sex with Artur as a food source in public" Alfred sighed. "Dude when is Americana going to realize Acriem has too have sex to survive?!" Arthur shrugged "When he stops being an angel love... so never" the morning went semi peacefully until a loud shriek of anger, the sound of a hand hitting flesh, and a crying red headed demon flying upstairs got everyones attention.

Arthur looked up from his book and raised his eyebrow at Queen (Cardverse England) "was that Artur?" Queen stared back passively and nodded and said "Want to bet Acirem did somthing love?" To King. King laughed and tapped his clock "you betcha Queenie!" Queen threw a knife at king who easily caught it. "Love ya too babe" King sneered at Queen.

Arthur sighed at the cards behavoir and started to walk upstairs to his and Alfred's room knowing that was where Artur went when he diddnt want Acirem to come near him. As he neared the door he heard the sobs coming from the door and he opened it

TBC!