Boomer's ABC's
I've decided to write another ABC story, but this time it's from Boomer's short attention spand kind of a view. I know he's pretty stupid in this one. Please enjoy and review! Oh and thank you Sooooo much to anyone who reviewed! I can't tell you enough how happy that makes me! :3
Boomer's ABC's
A is for um.. ah (Brick glares at Boomer intimidatingly and Butch growls) eh... how Awesome my brothers are!
B is for Bubbles, because she has really pretty hair!
C is for Cute. She uses that really big word a lot around me.
D is for puppy Dogs! Yay!
E is for Epic. I remember a week ago (okay, maybe an hour ago) we sat together outside and watched the stars. They were really shiny. Her eyes are shiny too! My brothers will kill me if they find this.
F is for Fudge. I stole Brick's from underneath his bed and we ate it. The label said something about reserved for throwing at Dexter. Whatever that means.
G is for... "Hey Butch! What's G for?"
"G's for God Damn it Boomer! Find a freakin word book."
" Hey Boomer, Butch. It's called a dictionary."
Pfft. I knew that. Show offs.
H is for Happy. YAY!
I is for IReallyLikeBubbles. Wha? I didn't say anything!
J is for Join. Bubbles and I are going to join together for some ice cream... Woot, woot!
K is for Kitty Kats! Yay!
L is for like. She said she likes me too!
M is for My. My mouth is always smiling when she's with me.
N is for Never ending noodles that are now nowhere. Or our day at the aquarium.
It started when we came across a hurt dolphin. She wanted so badly to help it, yet she couldn't. I was just going to leave it, but being the idiot that I am I tripped and fell over the short metal gates. Not knowing what else to do I swam over and helped the dolphin. She gave me a special reward... On my face...
O is for Opposite. Her sisters are a complete opposite. Buttercup is like a game of slender gone terribly wrong and Blossom makes my head hurt.
P is for Play. Playing video games is fun! I think my bros could tell I was thinking though. I usually never do.
Q is for.. "Brick!"
Brick: Quagga!
Need I say more?
R is for Really, really awesome. I am! In your faces bros!
S is for Swing. From now on we meet at the swing set every Friday.
T is for Thoughts. My thoughts include bunnies, Bubbles, pickles, monkeys, and bananas. But mostly Bubbles.
U is for Your. Your doesn't start with a U. Silly Boomer. That's what they all say.
V is for Valentines day. We got to draw each other cards and she rewarded me on my face again.
W is for Wish. I wish I could tell my bros. I feel bad. I also wish for a bagel.
X is for... Hey look a goldfish!
Y.. Why am I even doing homework. Pfft... I'm not a silly Brick for brain. Anyways...
Z is for.. Zebras. Zebras are amazing. One day I'm going to ride off with Bubbles on a zebra into the sunset.
For those who don't know...
A quagga is a zebra like mammal!
Sorry for the extreme case of random I had while writing these. Thanks for reading!