Me: Sup my home dawgs? *Dresses in baggy pants and black shirt with giant dollar sign necklace and does the peace sign*
Apollo: Is that all you have to say for yourself? After you didn't update in FOREVER?!
Me: Er… sorry guys. School has been trying to kill me. T_T
Apollo: Fine. Apology accepted.
Me: I was apologizing to the readers, dimwit. NOT you.
Apollo: WAAAAAAAAH! TT_TT
Me: Isn't my outfit awesome!? *Points to outfit on myself*
Apollo: YEAH! I WANT ONE TOO! *Dresses up in same outfit*
Me: And now for the final touch, SUNGLASSES!
Me & Apollo: *Puts on sunglasses and does peace signs* BOOO YA!
Me: We should get on with the story…
Apollo: I guess…
Me: ONWARD!
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And now… ON WITH THIS STORY!
Apollo's Diary of Awesome Stuff
Chapter 3: The Next 3…
Log Date: AAAAAAAAA, AA, AAAA
Hello everyone! Your favorite sun god is HERE! And I'm about to go on to the next 3 things to do on my list!
Annoy mortals by making the sun disappear and reappear.
Be cool 24/7.
Beg Zeus for new sun chariot.
Now let another wonderful day begin!
Annoy mortals by making the sun disappear and reappear.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh…" A random person on earth said, "I just LOVE it when the sun is out. I can get a tan and sun bathe and-"
*Apollo makes the sun disappear by hiding it behind clouds*
"HEY! WHERE DID THE SUN GO! I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW AND I NEED TO HAVE A GOOD TAN!"
"Hehehe….. this is fun!" Apollo giggled and made the sunlight go 5 feet away from random man's lawn chair.
"What the- grr…" The man growled and took his sun goggles off, threw off his three sided mirror thingies, and dragged his lawn chair to the spot with sun light. "Ahhhh…THERE we go…"
Reapeat what happened in the beginning 26 times and add a few curses and you have our situation!
Be cool 24/7
I grinned like a star and slipped on a pair of sunglasses and walked into the throne room. Everyone stopped what they were doing to just stare at me. Eh, I don't blame them. I mean, the t-shirt I was wearing that says, 'APOLLO IS AMAZING!' really is catchy. I don't get why Aphrodite was crying and muttering, "The poor fashion disaster!". Oh well, at least I AM cool 24/7.
Mission accomplished.
Beg Zeus for a new sun chariot.
"Hey Daddy Zeus!"
"Apollo, how many times do I have to tell you to not call me that?"
"Dunno Pops. Anyway, I was wondering if you could, I don't know, GET ME A NEW CHARIOT!"
"No."
"PRETTY PLEASE DAD!?"
"No."
"I WANNA NEW CHARIOT!"
"NO! Why can't you be more mature, like your sister!?"
"Cuz I'm special."
"Apollo?"
"YEAH POPS?!"
"Get out."
"No."
"I'll get you a chariot then."
"REALLY?!"
"Hehee. No. You should've seen your face!"
"And you say I'm childish."
"Oh, just go away."
"I'll tell mom you went to watch foot ball on TV when you told her you were making her a present."
"How do you know that?!"
"I have my sources…"
"Fine. I'll get you a new chariot."
"YAY ME!"
"Here you go. Now I'll be going."
"Okay- DAAAAAAAAAD! HOW COULD YOU GIVE ME A TOY MY LITTLE PONY CHARIOT! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
I guess this one didn't go as I expected it would. It can't be helped. SO LONG MY FRIENDS!
Me: Well, that was kinda random…-_-'
Apollo: I'm hungry…
Me: You're ALWAYS hungry.
Apollo: Like you aren't.
Me: …Touche.
Apollo: PLEASE REVIEW!
Me: More reviews make me happier!
Apollo: VERY HAPPY!
Me: YEAH!
Apollo: Happy like a Happy Meal!
Me: Uh….Apollo?
Apollo: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!
Me: I think they get the point…
Apollo: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY!
Me: REVIEW PLEASE!