Me: This is a new fanfic about-
Apollo: ME! THE AWESOME, HANDSOME, COOL, WICKED HAIKU RECITING GOD APOLLO!
Me: Er…yea. Something among those lines.
Apollo: Whaaaaaa? What do you mean something among those lines?! That is a PERFECT description of me!
Me: Suuuuuuure…..
Apollo: Humph.
Me: ON WITH THE STORY! This is all in Apollo's POV!
Apollo's Diary of Awesome Stuff and Events
Chapter 1: Annoying Arty
Log Date: AAAAAAAA, AA, AAAA
(I saw something like this but with X's, but I decided to use A's cuz it starts for Apollo! Not for my annoying sis Arty or Athena or Aphrodite or, you get the point, right? Good.)
Hehehehehehehe. Da god of sun is here. But I didn't need to tell you that cuz you felt my awesome presence when I'm writing this, right? Anyway, I am starting this awesome book-what did Athena call it again? Ah yes, a JOURNAL!
What's a journal again? I know what a diary is but not a journal. Ah never mind. Getting off topic.
And here it is, the list of stuff I have to accomplish. Some I have already accomplished, some I must complete. ONWARD!
Annoy Arty.
Annoy other gods.
Write haikus.
Annoy mortals by making the sun disappear and reappear.
Be cool 24/7.
Beg Zeus for new sun chariot.
Annoy Arty.
Try on each and every pair of sunglasses I have.
Prank all the gods.
Annoy Arty.
Annoy Hunters.
Annoy someone.
KARAOKE!
Practice evil laugh.
Paint Hades' throne hot pink with Luck Charms sprinkled on it.
Take MILLIONS of photos of myself!1
Spy on other gods and take embarrassing photos of them.
Annoy Arty.
Post picture of Hades picking his nose and eating Kellogs Flakes and with a flower in his hair. (I know, WHAT THE HADES?!)
Turn into mortal and go around like a mental person.
Give Ares a wedgie. He needs a taste of his own medicine.
Perfect evil laugh.
After perfecting evil laugh, challenge Hades to it. Then again, Annabeth told me that Hades never laughs so…MAYBE I SHOULD GO CHALLENGE KRONOS! YEAH!
Never mind, erase that thingy-ma-bob.
Be awesome.
Go to Hunter's campsite and hang 'I LOVE APOLLO!' all over their tents.
Replace all the hunters' arrows with plungers.
Dye Athena's hair blue in reminder of the sea.
Replace all of Ares' music with Justin Beiber music.
Dye Artemis' hair hot pink.
Annoy Arty.
Make haikus.
Ask Heppy to make me mini archer toys and challenge other gods to a tournament.
Visit Poseidon and ask show how to make long beard flow underwater.
Play Angry Birds on iPhone.
Buy more squeaky hammers.
Place giant whoopee cushion under Zeus' throne at the next meeting.
Annoy Arty.
Hang toy lightning bolts, skulls, and stuffed owls in Poseidon's room.
Practice my kungfu moves.
Try to communicate with giant pandas in China.
Hide Aphrodite's high heels and replace with tennis shoes. She HATES those.
Make more golden dentures.
Annoy Arty.
Place fake rats in front of George and Martha when Hermes isn't looking.
Place sea horses on Athena and Zeus' throne.
THIS IS GOING TO BE SOOOOOOOOOOOO EPIC! I'm sure that I'll be tortured for eternity once they find out it's me, but hey! You gotta make your own fun, right?
Me: All done! These are short and I plan on doing three things on the list for each chapter. PLEASE R&R!
Apollo:
This is really cool,
I am better than Arty,
Review or die
Me: I can see that your haiku skills have gotten worse…-_-'
Apollo: Lalalalalalalala! I can't hear you!
Me: Please submit haikus! I'm really bad at making them…
Apollo: Even worse than me?
Me: HA! SO YOU DO ADMIT YOU'RE AWFUL AT HAIKUS!
Apollo: Whoa. Serious mood swings.
Me: Okay, so:
PLEASE SUBMIT HAIKUS AND MORE IDEAS IF YOU WANT!
Apollo: R&R y'all!
Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears,
They tell me cool stuff
Green grass breaks through snow,
Artemis pleads for my help,
I am so cool