Kirby's Insane Journey to Learn How to Wall Jump…Again!
By ClaudeLv250
Firstly, I do not own SSBM or the mascots fo Nintendo. However, I do own the characters I created.
Chapter 1: The Reunion
*It has been a month since Kirby first went on his journey to learn how to wall jump. He successfully learned it, after being hunted down by Fox and running into Link, Sheik, Samus, and Yoshi. Kirby is now mastering the wall jump at his home in Dreamland when the mailman, a Plasma Wisp, arrives.*
Kirby: Hello!
Plasma Wisp: Hello Kirby, usual mail today.
*Plasma Wisp hands Kirby the mail, piece by piece, until he finds a Purple envelope with a big "N" on it.*
P.Wisp: Looks like you've got something special in the mail today.
Kirby: Open it!
P.Wisp: Ok, ok.
*Plasma Wisp opens the envelope, and reads the message contained inside aloud.*
P.Wisp:
"We know our mascots are very eager and excited about the upcoming Super Smash Brothers Melee Tournament so we are holding a small tournament to get all of our fighters ready for the big event. The tournament will take place next week. It will be held at Peach's Castle. All confirmed characters should attend. The event will not be taken charge of by our usual announcer because he has a soar throat. Lakitu will host this event. Have fun fighters!
Sincerely,
Nintendo"
Kirby: Yes! I can test the wall jump in an actual fight!
P.Wisp: See ya, Kirby!
Kirby: Bye!
*Plasma Wisp flies off to another house with the mail in his hands. Kirby dashes inside of his house. He picks up the phone and starts dialing on it. It begins to ring several times, and an answering machine picks up.*
Recording: If you are trying to reach Samus Aran, I am not available right now. Where am I? The hell should I know? Why are you calling me anyway? You know, I*click*
Samus: Hello?
Kirby: Samus! Did you get the news about the sparring tournament?!
Samus: Yes.
Kirby: Isn't this great?! I can test the wall jump in actual combat.
Samus: I'm picking up the gang by ship, you wanna come?
Kirby: Sure!
*A week later, a familiar ship lands in Kirby's front yard. Kirby hops into it and it takes off into the sky.*
Kirby: Hello Samus! Link!
Samus: Hello Kirby.
*Link nods.*
Kirby: Where's everyone else?
Samus: Back there.
*Kirby walks into the back room and finds Shiek and Yoshi, who seem to be having an argument.*
Yoshi: You know it's true.
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ouch!
Shiek: MY BREASTS ARE NOT ARTIFICIAL!!!
Yoshi: Hey Kirby
Kirby: *snicker*
Yoshi: What's so funny?!
Kirby: You are still a slap magnet *snicker*
Shiek: Hello Kirby.
Kirby: Hey you two, are you excited about the tournament?
Shiek: You bet.
Yoshi: Of course I am. Naturally, I will be victorious for the sole fact that I rock.
Shiek: No, you don't.
Yoshi: Yes, I do.
Shiek: If you rock so much, how come I had to get the Arwing off of you?
Yoshi: *mumbling* Atleast I'm not genderless.
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ouch!
Shiek: I'M NOT GENDERLESS!
Kirby: *Snicker* Let's go back to the cockpit before Yoshi gets anymore red handprints on his green face.
*Kirby, Yoshi, and Shiek walk back to the cockpit where Samus and Link are.*
Samus: Before we go to Peach's Castle, we have one more stop.
Kirby: Where?
Samus: Mute City, to pick up Captain Falcon.
Kirby: Why, doesn't he have a vehicle of his own?
Samus: Yes, but it's still being fixed and upgraded.
Kirby: Oh...
Yoshi: Samus, you left out the part about you and Captain Falcon becoming lovers and your new relationship. I bet you and him get pretty wild at night!
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ouch!
Samus: Our relationship is none of your business.
Yoshi: You could atleast be considerate and slap me with your hand, not the cannon!
Samus: I'll slap you with whatever I want.
Kirby: Hey, look! It's Mute City!
*Everyone looks out of the cockpit as they fly past large and tall futuristic buildings. Samus lands the ship by a waving Captain Falcon. Captain Falcon hops into the ship.*
C.Falcon: Hey everyone! There's my Bounty Huntress!
*Captain Falcon walks over to Samus and tries to take her helmet off so he can kiss her, but Samus waves him off.*
C.Falcon: What's wrong, not going to give your man a kiss?
Samus: Now is not the time.
Kirby: Hey Captain Falcon, I heard you were getting the Blue Falcon fixed and upgraded.
C.Falcon: Yup, I'm renaming it too!
Kirby: To what?
C.Falcon: The Bluer Falcon!
Kirby: Eh...*sweat drop*
Yoshi: I see Samus is giving you the cold shoulder. I guess this relationship really isn't working out. Of course, most relationships with the case of the woman being stronger than the man end in disaster.
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ouch! You slap like a girl!
C.Falcon: Good, I slap like a girl, the more it hurts.
Yoshi: Um...yeah...*sweat drop*
Kirby: Look! Peach's Castle!
*Everyone looks out of the cockpit. All of the default characters have attended and seem to be getting ready for the sparring tournament and are on the roof of Peach's Castle. Mario and Bowser are arguing. It seems that Mario found out who really raped Peach. Peach is whipping Luigi as punishment for what he did to Mario's blimp, a month ago. Fox is gulping down a whole can of beer. Ness is levitating bananas over DK, who keeps jumping and reaching for the bananas, but misses each time as Ness moves them away with his mind. The Ice Climbers have brought a truckload of snow, and made a large snowman. Nana takes a knife, and sticks it right where the heart would be, and smiles evilly. Pikachu is charging up a jolt of electricity, and fires it at a tree. Samus lands the ship on the roof, and everyone hops out. Lakitu comes by with pen and paper, and marks beside everyone's name. All default characters have attended.*
By ClaudeLv250
Firstly, I do not own SSBM or the mascots fo Nintendo. However, I do own the characters I created.
Chapter 1: The Reunion
*It has been a month since Kirby first went on his journey to learn how to wall jump. He successfully learned it, after being hunted down by Fox and running into Link, Sheik, Samus, and Yoshi. Kirby is now mastering the wall jump at his home in Dreamland when the mailman, a Plasma Wisp, arrives.*
Kirby: Hello!
Plasma Wisp: Hello Kirby, usual mail today.
*Plasma Wisp hands Kirby the mail, piece by piece, until he finds a Purple envelope with a big "N" on it.*
P.Wisp: Looks like you've got something special in the mail today.
Kirby: Open it!
P.Wisp: Ok, ok.
*Plasma Wisp opens the envelope, and reads the message contained inside aloud.*
P.Wisp:
"We know our mascots are very eager and excited about the upcoming Super Smash Brothers Melee Tournament so we are holding a small tournament to get all of our fighters ready for the big event. The tournament will take place next week. It will be held at Peach's Castle. All confirmed characters should attend. The event will not be taken charge of by our usual announcer because he has a soar throat. Lakitu will host this event. Have fun fighters!
Sincerely,
Nintendo"
Kirby: Yes! I can test the wall jump in an actual fight!
P.Wisp: See ya, Kirby!
Kirby: Bye!
*Plasma Wisp flies off to another house with the mail in his hands. Kirby dashes inside of his house. He picks up the phone and starts dialing on it. It begins to ring several times, and an answering machine picks up.*
Recording: If you are trying to reach Samus Aran, I am not available right now. Where am I? The hell should I know? Why are you calling me anyway? You know, I*click*
Samus: Hello?
Kirby: Samus! Did you get the news about the sparring tournament?!
Samus: Yes.
Kirby: Isn't this great?! I can test the wall jump in actual combat.
Samus: I'm picking up the gang by ship, you wanna come?
Kirby: Sure!
*A week later, a familiar ship lands in Kirby's front yard. Kirby hops into it and it takes off into the sky.*
Kirby: Hello Samus! Link!
Samus: Hello Kirby.
*Link nods.*
Kirby: Where's everyone else?
Samus: Back there.
*Kirby walks into the back room and finds Shiek and Yoshi, who seem to be having an argument.*
Yoshi: You know it's true.
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ouch!
Shiek: MY BREASTS ARE NOT ARTIFICIAL!!!
Yoshi: Hey Kirby
Kirby: *snicker*
Yoshi: What's so funny?!
Kirby: You are still a slap magnet *snicker*
Shiek: Hello Kirby.
Kirby: Hey you two, are you excited about the tournament?
Shiek: You bet.
Yoshi: Of course I am. Naturally, I will be victorious for the sole fact that I rock.
Shiek: No, you don't.
Yoshi: Yes, I do.
Shiek: If you rock so much, how come I had to get the Arwing off of you?
Yoshi: *mumbling* Atleast I'm not genderless.
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ouch!
Shiek: I'M NOT GENDERLESS!
Kirby: *Snicker* Let's go back to the cockpit before Yoshi gets anymore red handprints on his green face.
*Kirby, Yoshi, and Shiek walk back to the cockpit where Samus and Link are.*
Samus: Before we go to Peach's Castle, we have one more stop.
Kirby: Where?
Samus: Mute City, to pick up Captain Falcon.
Kirby: Why, doesn't he have a vehicle of his own?
Samus: Yes, but it's still being fixed and upgraded.
Kirby: Oh...
Yoshi: Samus, you left out the part about you and Captain Falcon becoming lovers and your new relationship. I bet you and him get pretty wild at night!
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ouch!
Samus: Our relationship is none of your business.
Yoshi: You could atleast be considerate and slap me with your hand, not the cannon!
Samus: I'll slap you with whatever I want.
Kirby: Hey, look! It's Mute City!
*Everyone looks out of the cockpit as they fly past large and tall futuristic buildings. Samus lands the ship by a waving Captain Falcon. Captain Falcon hops into the ship.*
C.Falcon: Hey everyone! There's my Bounty Huntress!
*Captain Falcon walks over to Samus and tries to take her helmet off so he can kiss her, but Samus waves him off.*
C.Falcon: What's wrong, not going to give your man a kiss?
Samus: Now is not the time.
Kirby: Hey Captain Falcon, I heard you were getting the Blue Falcon fixed and upgraded.
C.Falcon: Yup, I'm renaming it too!
Kirby: To what?
C.Falcon: The Bluer Falcon!
Kirby: Eh...*sweat drop*
Yoshi: I see Samus is giving you the cold shoulder. I guess this relationship really isn't working out. Of course, most relationships with the case of the woman being stronger than the man end in disaster.
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ouch! You slap like a girl!
C.Falcon: Good, I slap like a girl, the more it hurts.
Yoshi: Um...yeah...*sweat drop*
Kirby: Look! Peach's Castle!
*Everyone looks out of the cockpit. All of the default characters have attended and seem to be getting ready for the sparring tournament and are on the roof of Peach's Castle. Mario and Bowser are arguing. It seems that Mario found out who really raped Peach. Peach is whipping Luigi as punishment for what he did to Mario's blimp, a month ago. Fox is gulping down a whole can of beer. Ness is levitating bananas over DK, who keeps jumping and reaching for the bananas, but misses each time as Ness moves them away with his mind. The Ice Climbers have brought a truckload of snow, and made a large snowman. Nana takes a knife, and sticks it right where the heart would be, and smiles evilly. Pikachu is charging up a jolt of electricity, and fires it at a tree. Samus lands the ship on the roof, and everyone hops out. Lakitu comes by with pen and paper, and marks beside everyone's name. All default characters have attended.*