STAILS: SUP, STAILS565

YIN YANG: Yo, Yin Yang here

STAILS: So, I dunno, why but this is a fic, when the team was younger.

YIN YANG: nice, this is a Christmas contest?

STAILS: Well, the theme is, and the team needs to dress in something Christmassy.

YIN YANG: Uncool

BILLY: But Nice

BARNEY: Yeah, so we can sing any song we want huh.

STAILS: Well, yeah. And reviewers, can choice also, but Church is the one who came up with the contest.

BARNEY: Damn, You Church

STAILS: Yeah, so which one will do the disclaimer, Barney will you do it?

BARNEY: Sure no Prob, STAILS565 doesn't own The Movie' The Expendables', only thing own is the plot.

STAILS: Thank you.

BILLY AND YIN YANG: Enjoy

THE CHRISTMAS CONTEST

PROLOUGE

The Team, was just helping Tool Decorating his place, a certain Bald man came, to them.

"What are you doing here Church"? Barney ask, he look at the vistor.

Church replies," well, it's Christmas no,".

Barney cross his arms over his chest, he just doesn't like Church often.

"Well, I planning to make contest, which is a Christmas theme," The Bald Man said

Barney ask," a contest, and why did you came here then"?

"Putting you guys in it", Church replies, Yin Yang was upside down, and was like a monkey.

He asks," A Contest Why"?

" Well, something fun you guys to do, besides going to jobs and kill motherfuckers", Church answers.

Gunner leans at the frame of the garage, arms cross over his chest," Do we need to dress up, also"?

"Yes, yes you do, "Church answers

Barney sighs," We will do it, but let me guess, me Santa Clause, and the others Reindeers".

"You got that Right," Church said, then he turn around and leave.

Barney said, when Church is out of earshot," That Son Of A Bitch".

" so, we need to dress huh", Yin Yang said, he still upside down like a monkey.

The Leader answers," Yes, yes we do". And he turn around and went inside.

TIME FOR THE DAY.

"Do I have to be Rudolph "? Yin Yang ask, he was dress in brown clothing, with a Reindeer's tail and antlers, but there was a ball, on the Asian Teammate's nose, use for Rudolph's red nose, with some brown boots. And brown fingerless gloves.

The Leader came and reply," Yes, yes you do", Barney was dress as Santa Clause, but without the fat belly, other people use for it, he have sunglasses, and his Cigarette. Judging for it, Barney Ross is a cool looking Santa.

" You're not the only one feeling this way", Road said, he too was dress as a reindeer, with the same time of brown clothing, but a different designed . He too has the tail and antlers of the reindeer.

Gunner said," You got that right", he and the others were dress as reindeers as well, they were dress some of Santa's Reindeers.

" I feel Stupid", Caesar said

Barney said," please , can you shut up, you guys are not the only ones who feel stupid , im too."

"Really your dress a Fucking Santa Clause Barney"! Lee said

The Leader said," Let's just go". And they went to the place, which Maggie said, that Church will held his contest.

STAILS: Im Done, hey, I need to do something, for Christmas, no, so this story is for RAW, again, and please Reviews.

BILLY: Reviews will be honored

BARNEY: Yes, it will, and you can pick what the contest that Church made, will do, just put a review, with your Request.

STAILS: Yes, it will.

YIN YANG: So, review, ^_^, and the contest will be often like the show ' America Best Dance Crew', so review .