Pauley: This is just... it's crack basically. A friend of mine said that The Curse was just Regina playing Sims and this is what my twisted brain did to amuse me. So here you go, have some crack.

Regina was hooked. She would deny it to anyone who asked, but she was hooked. On a video game. Given to her by her son. As a joke.

She couldn't help it, she'd even started playing it at work. It was quite satisfying, creating then controlling and destroying. She honestly couldn't help herself.

A maniacal giggle left her mouth as she split up the family she had created. She had a sick obsession with trying to make her characters cry. It didn't often work, but one of the best ways to do it was to kill a parent. A child didn't always work as well, some of these parents were completely heartless.

She was playing when Emma walked into her office and Regina was genuinely taken by surprise at the blonde woman's presence.

"Emma dear, I thought we were waiting till tonight to eat together." She said, trying to cover her shock. Emma smiled her usual brilliant smile, all teeth and joy.

"I know, but I thought I'd surprise you and bring you some lunch." Before Regina could stop her, Emma was behind the desk and staring at her computer screen.

"Uh... It's not what you think!" Regina said quickly. Emma was frozen for a second before she started to laugh.

"The Sims Regina? Really?" Emma could barely breathe for laughing. The Mayor fixed her best unimpressed face on, giving her girlfriend the most dangerous glare she could muster in her confusion.

"And what, may I ask, is so funny dear?" After Emma had finally managed to calm down she said, in between the odd giggly hiccup,

"I don't know why you'd need to play Sims... Isn't that basically what you did with the curse?" Regina sat in thought for a moment before she burst out laughing as well. Emma had a point.

Pauley: What did you think of my Crack? If it made you laugh, you're as cracked as I am, please review. If it didn't get your sense of humour checked out and then re-read and review.
Much loves and laughs.
Pauley.