Previously on N.O.Y.A.Y
"Your goal is to get these bells bells from me," Kakashi says "NOW BEGIN."
With that said on with the story
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-And now-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
After the last syllable was said the two girls jump in to the tree line to come up with a plan of attack , while Naruto stand's in the middle of the of the training ground with his arms crossed.
"Well that was unexpected ," Naruto says with a shrug "So shall we get started?" He ask as he gets in to the academy Taijutsu stance before making the "come-on" hand movement.
(Start This Means War By Nickleback.)
Kakashi surges forward at Mid-Chunin level speed to see how good Naruto was in Taijutsu, just twenty
feet before reaching him Kakashi does a front flip, then goes into an over head leg drop. Three seconds
before connects Naruto brings his open palm up to catch Kakashi's descending heel and allowing it to come down to just about waist level and spins around delivering a open palm strike to his gut sending Kakashi skidding ten feet back holding his stomach.
"Okay, I think you pass in Taijutsu but you still didn't get a bell." Kakashi says while hiding how impressed he is.
"Oh do you mean these?" Naruto asks, as he holds the bells up by there strings
Kakashi's one visible eye widens to the size of a tennis ball, as he checks where he tied the bells only to find them gone.
"But how? You never even reached for the bells!" Kakashi asks suspecting some form of trickery
"The spinning palm strike. A shinobi doesn't normally do a spin unless they're a Hyuuga and doing they're Kaiten technique, now, as for how that's an easy one didn't you notice? I used the same hand to catch your heel, and deliver the strike," Naruto asks before continuing "I used my other hand to create a small wind blade to cut the string and take the them from you." While finishing with a grin that threatened to split his face.
"Well, I might as well go test the other two in Gen- and Ninjutsu, see ya!" Kakashi says as he disappears in a swirl of leaves.
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ With Hinata -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
"Where did he disappear to?" Hinata asks herself not thinking to activate her Byakugan.
"Try behind you." Kakashi's voice says from behind her.
Hinata turns around and looks him in the eye... big mistake.
Hinata finds herself in her fathers study in the Hyuuga main branch compound.
"Hinata you have brought shame to the main house, to make amends for for your shame you will be branded with the Caged bird seal, married to your cousin Neji, and confined to the Hyuuga compound
for the rest of you life. You will allowed no visitors, especially that blond gaki." Hiashi Hyuuga says with that perpetual frown on his face.
"NO!" Hinata yells as she releases a large amount of chakra which in turn released her form the technique, and activating her Byakugan at the same time.
Kakashi who was still nearby to see how well she did in genjutsu was surprised by her sudden outburst in voice and in chakra.
"KAKASHI!" She yell as see spots the lonely cyclops and charges at him, and attempts to kill him with a Hundred twenty-six palms of the hand, only for him to go poof in a cloud of smoke.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ With the real Kakashi -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
"Note to self never get Hinata that pissed off again."
Kakashi says to himself with a shudder.
After that Kakashi go's to find the last member of his little band of misfits.
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ With Ino _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
"I wonder what Kakashi-sensei did to make Hinata that mad?" Ino ponders out loud as she sits in a tree looking out over the field they started at.
" I showed her, her worst nightmare but apparently that was a bad idea." Kakashi says as he arrives right next to her causing her to jump back.
Before Ino can say anything Kakashi starts doing the hand signs for a minor Earth jutsu.
"Earth Release: Mud ball Jutsu!" he exclaims as he somehow spits the mud ball through his mask.
Ino jumps to the side to avoid the attack and starts going through the signs for her only non-family jutsu.
"Water Release: Water gun jutsu!" she yells as she brings her right hand with the index and middle finger extended as water starts to pool at the end of her finger, she moves her thumb down like the hammer and fires the water at Kakashi, who gets hit in the chest only to go poof again.
"Great, where did you go this time?" Ino pants out
"Right below you that's where." the disembodied voice of Kakashi says as two hands break out of the ground out of the ground, grab her by her ankles and pull her up to her neck underground.
"Well it looks like you don't quite pass but you don't fail either."
Kakashi says as the bell go's off in the clearing.
Kakashi pulls Ino out of the ground by the back of her outfit and carry's her like that to the clearing and
drops her unceremoniously on her ass.
"So how did we do?" Naruto asks with his eyes closed from his crossed legged position atop the middle post.
"To be brutally honest the only ones who should have graduated the academy of you three are Naruto
and Hinata," Kakashi says causing Ino to become downcast and Naruto and Hinata to pat her on the back to comfort her, " but you three are only genin and Naruto did get the bells so you guys do pass, so go celebrate you're becoming true genin."
-_-_-_-_-_-_- At the Hokage tower -_0-_
All the jounin that were selected to be sensei's are lined up in front of the hokage's desk as Kakashi shows up.
"Sorry I'm ate I got lo-" Kakashi starts to say and then notices the other jounin in the room.
"On the contrary you are right on time." The Hokage says as he hides hi smirk behind his hands.
"Sarutobi you're an asshole you know that?" Kakashi says
"Care to repeat that Kakashi-san?" Sarutobi asks causing all present to shiver as if death is hovering in the air.
"NO HOKAGE-SAMA!" Kakashi says as he bows to the man
"Good, and yes I did know that I am." the old man says " Now on to business, REPORT!"
he orders
(AN: not going to do the unneeded ones but there will be an OC team.)
"Team 5 consisting of Rellek(1) Dragonheart, Anna Sekimen(2), and Kyo Wu (3) passed beyond expectations, I recommend they be the first Find, stop, and destroy team of this generation." Gene
Tondekaze (4 and 5) tells the Hokage ( (1) AN: Kyo Wu is a temporary member, If anyone wants to be the third member of the team please PM me, because I will be writing a spin-off/self insert of this story. )
"Team 6 failed and dropped from the program." Hayate says in between coughs
" Team 7, consisting of Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka, and Hinata Hyuuga pass due to the actions of Naruto, I recommend they be the second and last Find, Stop, and Destroy team." Kakashi says
in a bored tone as he reads his porn.
Everyone save the Hokage and Gene Tondekaze are surprised at this.
"Your reason for the recommendation Kakashi?" Hiruzen asks
"Well the team has a Hyuuga famed for there Byakugan the find portion of the requirements,
A Yamanaka famed for there mind techniques the stop portion, And Naruto the power house, which reminds me I think he broke a few of my ribs during the test." Kakashi says
"Very well." Hiruzen says
"Team 8 consisting of Kiba (6) Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, and Sasuke Uchiha passed but only barely due to the Duck-asses inability to work with a team, I request Sasuke be mentally checked on."
Kurenai says
"Noted." Hiruzen says in reply
"Team 10, consisting of Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi, and Oh Gods, Sakura Haruno." Asuma says with a shudder.
'I have a feeling I should be glad Sakura is not on my team.' Kakashi thought as peeks over his book to look at Asuma
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Half way across Konoha _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
"Achoo," Sakura suddenly sneezes then says " I hope Sasuke's talking about me. Squeeeeeeel."
Several villagers to either back up or just turn around and walk away shaking there heads.
-_-_-_-_ At the Uchiha compound _-_-_-_-_-_
The "Last" Uchiha is just coming back from the store carrying a few bags, when he shivers.
"My fan-girl senses (7) are tingling." he says as he starts to run to his house and get inside. All you hear from inside the house is a lot of deadbolt being locked and something very heavy being moved in front of the door.
See you next time On NOYAY
1:My real first name backwards
2:My Female friend wanted to be in it, she blushes alot, Sekimen means blush
3: see in story
4: I am paying tribute to my grandfather his name was Gene 5: Tondekaze means Flying wind
My grandfather was a flight engineer thus where I came up with the name.
6:The first word for the auto-correct on Kiba's name was kibble, just thought it was funny
7: warns him when fan-girls are around
Sorry for the short chapter, I finally found a job again, and I've been doing nothing but night shift.