Riiiiight so i made one for Hetalia and decided to make one for Avengers too... yup. So basically it's from the point of view of the new recruit... idk

On the first day of Christmas,

The Avengers gave to me

Hawkeye sitting in a tree. (Clint get down right now we have to decorate that tree and you're in the way!)

On the second day of Christmas,

The Avengers gave to me

Two Norse gods, (Soo your Loki and Thor… nice to meet you too Thor but your hug is crushing me…)

And Hawkeye sitting in a tree. (Clint get down right now we have to decorate that tree and you're in the way!)

On the third day of Christmas,

The Avengers gave to me

Three angry agents, (Whatever it was I had no part in it!)

Two Norse gods, (Soo your Loki and Thor… nice to meet you too Thor but your hug is crushing me…)

And Hawkeye sitting in a tree. (Clint get down right now we have to decorate that tree and you're in the way!)

On the fourth day of Christmas,

The Avengers gave to me

Four smashed labs, (TONY! for the love of god stop pissing Hulk off, I don't care if your sciencing!)

Three angry agents, (Whatever it was I had no part in it!)

Two Norse gods, (Soo your Loki and Thor… nice to meet you too Thor but your hug is crushing me…)

And Hawkeye sitting in a tree. (Clint get down right now we have to decorate that tree and you're in the way!)

On the fifth day of Christmas,

The Avengers gave to me

Five missed calls,(Clint give me back my phone I know you're hiding in the vents!)

Four smashed labs, (TONY! for the love of god stop pissing Hulk off, I don't care if your sciencing!)

Three angry agents, (Whatever it was I had no part in it!)

Two Norse gods, (Soo your Loki and Thor… nice to meet you too Thor but your hug is crushing me…)

And Hawkeye sitting in a tree. (Clint get down right now we have to decorate that tree and you're in the way!)

On the sixth day of Christmas,

The Avengers gave to me

Six lost kittens, (Bruce I know they're cute but you can't keep bringing them home with you.)

Five missed calls, (Clint give me back my phone I know you're hiding in the vents!)

Four smashed labs, (TONY! for the love of god stop pissing Hulk off, I don't care if your sciencing!)

Three angry agents, (Whatever it was I had no part in it!)

Two Norse gods, (Soo your Loki and Thor… nice to meet you too Thor but your hug is crushing me…)

And Hawkeye sitting in a tree. (Clint get down right now we have to decorate that tree and you're in the way!)

On the seventh day of Christmas,

The Avengers gave to me

Seven scary spiders, (KILL THEM NATASHA KILL THEM NOW, BRUCE HULK OUT AND SMASH THEM, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING BEFORE THEY GET MEEEE!)

Six lost kittens, (Bruce I know they're cute but you can't keep bringing them home with you.)

Five missed calls, (Clint give me back my phone I know you're hiding in the vents!)

Four smashed labs, (TONY! for the love of god stop pissing Hulk off, I don't care if your sciencing!)

Three angry agents, (Whatever it was I had no part in it!)

Two Norse gods, (Soo your Loki and Thor… nice to meet you too Thor but your hug is crushing me…)

And Hawkeye sitting in a tree. (Clint get down right now we have to decorate that tree and you're in the way!)

On the eighth day of Christmas,

The Avengers gave to me

Eight Tony Starks, (Dear god no…)

Seven scary spiders, (KILL THEM NATASHA KILL THEM NOW, BRUCE HULK OUT AND SMASH THEM, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING BEFORE THEY GET MEEEE!)

Six lost kittens, (Bruce I know they're cute but you can't keep bringing them home with you.)

Five missed calls, (Clint give me back my phone I know you're hiding in the vents!)

Four smashed labs, (TONY! for the love of god stop pissing Hulk off, I don't care if your sciencing!)

Three angry agents, (Whatever it was I had no part in it!)

Two Norse gods, (Soo your Loki and Thor… nice to meet you too Thor but your hug is crushing me…)

And Hawkeye sitting in a tree. (Clint get down right now we have to decorate that tree and you're in the way!)

On the ninth day of Christmas,

The Avengers gave to me

Nine angry emails, (I swear he didn't mean it like that, he's not even from earth... he's the god of mischief…)

Eight Tony Starks, (Dear god no…)

Seven scary spiders, (KILL THEM NATASHA KILL THEM NOW, BRUCE HULK OUT AND SMASH THEM, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING BEFORE THEY GET MEEEE!)

Six lost kittens, (Bruce I know they're cute but you can't keep bringing them home with you.)

Five missed calls, (Clint give me back my phone I know you're hiding in the vents!)

Four smashed labs, (TONY! for the love of god stop pissing Hulk off, I don't care if your sciencing!)

Three angry agents, (Whatever it was I had no part in it!)

Two Norse gods, (Soo your Loki and Thor… nice to meet you too Thor but your hug is crushing me…)

And Hawkeye sitting in a tree. (Clint get down right now we have to decorate that tree and you're in the way!)

On the tenth day of Christmas,

The Avengers gave to me

Ten interrogations, (Natasha please do it, I can't leave Tony alone for longer than five minutes.)

Nine angry emails, (I swear he didn't mean it like that, he's not even from earth... he's the god of mischief…)

Eight Tony Starks, (Dear god no…)

Seven scary spiders, (KILL THEM NATASHA KILL THEM NOW, BRUCE HULK OUT AND SMASH THEM, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING BEFORE THEY GET MEEEE!)

Six lost kittens, (Bruce I know they're cute but you can't keep bringing them home with you.)

Five missed calls, (Clint give me back my phone I know you're hiding in the vents!)

Four smashed labs, (TONY! for the love of god stop pissing Hulk off, I don't care if your sciencing!)

Three angry agents, (Whatever it was I had no part in it!)

Two Norse gods, (Soo your Loki and Thor… nice to meet you too Thor but your hug is crushing me…)

And Hawkeye sitting in a tree. (Clint get down right now we have to decorate that tree and you're in the way!)

On the Eleventh day of Christmas,

The Avengers gave to me,

Eleven weeping bad guy's, (Natasha I said interrogate them not make them piss themselves… nice job though.)

Ten interrogations, (Natasha please do it, I can't leave Tony alone for longer than five minutes.)

Nine angry emails, (I swear he didn't mean it like that, he's not even from earth... he's the god of mischief…)

Eight Tony Starks, (Dear god no…)

Seven scary spiders, (KILL THEM NATASHA KILL THEM NOW, BRUCE HULK OUT AND SMASH THEM, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING BEFORE THEY GET MEEEE!)

Six lost kittens, (Bruce I know they're cute but you can't keep bringing them home with you.)

Five missed calls, (Clint give me back my phone I know you're hiding in the vents!)

Four smashed labs, (TONY! for the love of god stop pissing Hulk off, I don't care if your sciencing!)

Three angry agents, (Whatever it was I had no part in it!)

Two Norse gods, (Soo your Loki and Thor… nice to meet you too Thor but your hug is crushing me…)

And Hawkeye sitting in a tree. (Clint get down right now we have to decorate that tree and you're in the way!)

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

The Avengers gave to me

Twelve Hulks a smashing, (Tony…What the Fuck have you done…)

Eleven weeping bad guy's, (Natasha I said interrogate them not make them piss themselves… nice job though.)

Ten interrogations, (Natasha please do it, I can't leave Tony alone for longer than five minutes.)

Nine angry emails, (I swear he didn't mean it like that, he's not even from earth... he's the god of mischief…)

Eight Tony Starks, (Dear god no…)

Seven scary spiders, (KILL THEM NATASHA KILL THEM NOW, BRUCE HULK OUT AND SMASH THEM, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING BEFORE THEY GET MEEEE!)

Six lost kittens, (Bruce I know they're cute but you can't keep bringing them home with you.)

Five missed calls, (Clint give me back my phone I know you're hiding in the vents!)

Four smashed labs, (TONY! for the love of god stop pissing Hulk off, I don't care if your sciencing!)

Three angry agents, (Whatever it was I had no part in it!)

Two Norse gods, (Soo your Loki and Thor… nice to meet you too Thor but your hug is crushing me…)

And Hawkeye sitting in a tree. (Clint get down right now we have to decorate that tree and you're in the way!)